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harinef: shialablunt:“Gianni Versace called me and said to me, “you’re on the cover of TIME” and I said “no I’m not”…he was more happy than me. It wasn’t until I guess I saw the joy of Gianni that I realized it was a big deal.“
idratherbevulcan: So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy
nowthatswhaticallblogging: leisures: i don’t consider myself hip i’m like shoulder I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.” Dad win. Not even debatable.
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
Fan Voted Captions (In No Particular Order) 1. “LL Cool Dre” 2. “Momma Said Detox You Out” 3. “Got Chapstick?” 4. “Zoom Zoom Zoom” 5. “Pre-Detox vs. Pre-Botox”
corvell: one-time-i-dreamt: I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said,
longwood-u: I just turned 16 and I asked my big brother if I could borrow his car to go visit my boyfriend. At first he said ‘No’ then I told him I’d owe him and asked ‘pretty please.’ He finally agreed but said on one condition. I happily
myassisforyou: All dressed up for a night out with the girls, Sir said no panties though with this tiny little dress. He wants me to be naughty and a tease, to let my skirt ride up and to bend over a few times…. It’s so short but! He said most
freakyboysonly: Walked in my girl’s lil bro one day showering … ass looked the same, he said no don’t leave. Nigga started sucking me up. My eyes got big and I said bend that ass over
crimson-sun: thepineapplecat said: Hanji Zoe with #15 please? :} cathsplat said: Can I request? Number 6, Sasha Braus with a bow and arrow if that’s alright~ Thanks before! love your art :D Funny story, Cathsplat - I remember you requesting Sasha,
dracofelis-art: Anonymous said to dracofelis-art: tsuyu! timidaria said to dracofelis-art: How would you feel about drawing a Tsuyu? :3 my GF (Good Frog)
masterlovehurts: “I’m going to choke you until you pass out while I tear apart this little pussy, slut,” Amber said, looking down into Haley’s eyes.“Oh, fuck! Fuck! Thank you so much!” Haley said.“No problem. I know it’s been a while
phil-the-stone: jake peralta + that one text post about Different Friends
alloutforthewar:foxmulders:whats better than this. colleagues being colleaguesAfter we did six or seven takes, I said, ‘Cut, print. Got it. Thank you very much.’ They said, “No, we’d like to go one more time.’ - Rob Bowman
daisygirl-too: I said no but he said yes.
inbreeding-is-lovemaking: incest-addict: son said: I will pull out! mother said: No, you don’t! Mom: I told you that you were going to be a father and that’s that!
nowthatswhaticallblogging: leisures: i don’t consider myself hip i’m like shoulder I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.”
tinychatter: y0u-go-glenncoco: tinychatter: i want salad Said no one ever i literally just said it
crash-has-twinkletoes: foodchewer: i don’t think she can change her mind she said yes but her finger said no
tvdcon: “When I was 10, I got caught shoplifting. I got caught, I got taken to the back room and the man said "have you done this before?” and I said no. He was like “I can tell, you’re not good at it”. I lied and told
cesaresalad: crying bc my religion teacher gave a great speech on the church’s views on people who are homosexual and it was great god bless her my favorite part was “does God create garbage?” and everyone said “no” and she said “well,
patkirch: imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out
weavemunchers: ivilays: weavemunchers: Me without makeup: *super hot* Me with makeup: *super hot but w/ longer eyelashes* Said no girl ever 😒 I’m a girl and I literally just said this
thehistorymonks: “I don’t know what to do,” he said. “No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,” said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. “Been completely at a loss my whole life.” He hesitated. “I think it’s called being human,
physticuffs:bugsarecool:CRYING THIS IS LITERALLY SCOUThe’s like a new england john mulaney“i said, it’s eighty, right? and he said no, somethin’ WUHSE.”
sexykatsy: My white sugar daddy brought me to his country for holiday. He had some of his white girl friends with us. We were going out and he said I should wear some clothes. He said no one will recognize me in his country. Look at what he gave me
websissy: My wife’s boyfriend laughed at my little cock the first time he saw it. He told me wife to give me to him. She said no, and he said he wouldn’t fuck her anymore if she didn’t. She immediately turned to me and told me to do anything that
blasianxbri: 7mangoes: sadnessrises: 7mangoes: Titty men are more relationship oriented. Ass men be certified hoes. Men who like one girl are more relationship oriented, men who like lots of girls are certified hoes I said what I said dickhead
yungmelaninking: igotyourfav: noifsandsorwhats: facelesskinkyblackguyblog: chrissongzzz: 😭😭😭😭 crowd actually said said “Ooooooo” Jesus I can’t stop watching it Lmfaooo 😭😭😭
gr8terloops: shoutshaniax: sexmenolikey: impaled: frawgs: impaled: Y’all really be scared of yeast infections? LMFAOOOOSucks to be you. I love me some garlic bread 😍😍 man delete this shit I said what I said No Lmao This is why
majorassongofstorms: weavemunchers: ivilays: weavemunchers: Me without makeup: *super hot* Me with makeup: *super hot but w/ longer eyelashes* Said no girl ever 😒 I’m a girl and I literally just said this Boys: *sigh* Girls just have such
depressed-madritt:Today one of my friends walked over to me and just gave me a hug, then she asked “are you sad?”, ofcourse I said no, but then she looked in my eyes and said “yes you are”, then she hugged me even tighter, and I think that’s
kateordie: breathtakingqueens:Kathleen Kennedy said to me, ‘Have you ever Googled ‘female heroines’? I said, ‘No,’ and she did it for me. If you do it, there are a lot of scantily clad women. Now women should be allowed to dress exactly however
mrbiggest: HE SAID …I NEED YOU ….AND I SAID …NO I WANT YOU
amayaokami: pomegrantekingdom: amayaokami: i-said-wait-levi: amayaokami: i-said-wait-levi: co·in·ci·dence - (kōˈinsədəns,-ˌdens) - a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances without apparent causal connection -SLAMS FIST- I was
jake2bb: Josh said it was a win:win. Just like the ad said; “No reciprocation necessary.” That’s when Steve decided to give it a try. A little nervy, a little pervy. Follow at www.jake2bb.tumblr.com
wasiawasia: Someone told me that I need to get to about 105lbs based on my height to look better. Right now I weigh 93lbs. I don’t miss meals and I don’t eat tiny portions of food. This is my natural body weight. When he said that I said no. I’m
his-lilmiss: Mister said no. I said yes. Mister is always right and I am wrong.
possiblypensive: sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL
fy-sexing: (fanaccount) 150419 at the fanmeeting in Japan, Yixing said he’s envious of Sehun; he’s handsome and tall, it was love at first sight. He prayed every night, wishing he will grow taller. Yixing also said no one is perfect but Sehun is handsome,
acutelesbian: A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
spoopykatee: my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
steven-carlsburg: meladoodle: last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’
zapidos: My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
