i read that as
NSFW Tumblr
find i read that as on porn pin board
i read that as clips
bimbeth: well i’m out of school… so… i read that as “stay home from work”. giggle
“I’ll be a couple more minutes,” sighed Aaron as he reminded his brother, yet again, that he would lend him his room soon enough. He just had some experimenting to do. He recently had purchased a frame, some kind of odd one with writing on the side
I first read that as “Scare people with your food today”
me-la-pelas: I seriously read that as dudes, like white word dudes* lol. & I was like, something doesn’t sound righhhhht
quillery: isthatwhatyoumint: i will never be caught MAYA I read that as poo-fed as in, the cat had been fed poo
Anonymous said:Can you do one of a young actress parading you around to her friends and they all want a piece of your ass? Did you say Mean Girls? I read that as: “Mean Girls. Do a caption from Mean Girls. It’ll be way fetch.”
renaris: stridercestprince: bro fretting over Dave at any age is just a really cute thought I read that as frotting oops
spacedrunk: man, things are sure getting complicated around these parts
I read that as penises
cummienism: xgustygalaxy: what the fuck are youtube comments I read that as republicans Same thing amirite?
Lmfao you would read that as funeral. @trashfirefallon
billyarrowsmith:Fantastic Four pin-up “The Thing” by Jack Kirby
g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e:moistdirts:aquatic-turquoise:gayrika:guooey:I read that as dual wedding and i had tolets give them a proper skyrim marriage i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls
zillyh00: nannajane: zillyh00: i am now the youngest supervisor in my store i read that as ‘survivor’ at first and got really scared theres a reason why im the boss now
umnachtung: quillusquillus: eowyner: do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß to be honest swiss don’t use ß when writing german so I automatically read that as a raspberry noise
blue-eyed-hanji: oneiannie: ejacutastic: KITTY NO Ever have moments like this I honest to god read that as “Eren has moments like this”
i-dont-need-feminism: proudgayconservative: proudgayconservative: Me, when someone is surprised that I’m a neocon: Just saw someone shit talking neocons on my dash so… I read that as “raccoon.” Please send help lol I find this extra
carcinosheepgenecist replied to your post: fiz I need an mmorpg to play what is a good mmorpg to play i kept reading that as mpreg do i have a problem yes
yiq: darkchibishadow said: i read that as maids so you should draw a moth maid! moe moe kyun
nothisisnotdog: blackridinnhood: nothisisnotdog: When a good artist has a poopy personality I read this as: “When a good artist whitewashes and when called out on it, defends their whitewashing and refuses to acknowledge their racist behavior.”
pikaballoons said: why i never do ref sheets: i cant stand drawing undesirable-ghostface-killa said: I at first read that as “I can’t stand drawing” and I was just like um oh okay that too
goatygoatyeah said: creampie i read that as “creampire” like vampire that sucks cream??? niiiiiiiiick said: you forgot to block out all of that other person’s hair … its ok
asknoara: askanathema: nickelbackmidisonline: will-think-about-a-name-later: I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time… Goddamned 100mg ASS YO SENPAI. THERES MEDICINE
alphapatronus: songofthelonelymountain: thorinagainshallbeking: I can’t read the words kill and fill now because of these bastards I can’t type them either. Okay, I actually read that as Kili and Fili, and I was so confused as to why you wouldn’t
I love watching people grasp at straws when they try to depict het snk ships. It’s like, fine. Eren/Mikasa. Whatever. Annie/Armin. Sasha/Connie. If you read Hanji as a cis woman, Hanji/Levi. I just realized I ship… basically none
for record-keeping purposes, I read reid as dmab agender as in “I have been screwed over by masculinity so many time and a lot of the masculine figures in my life have either left me/made me feel like shit that I’m just going to go fuck it
sees a fanart wip that looks like armin’s wearing a bathing suit that covers his chest final product results in him not wearing one mmmmm… not gonna reblog
ahhhhh I don’t read Hedwig as a trans woman, so whenever there’s criticism about NPH and cis men playing them, I’m like “YEAH THAT SUCKS… but I read them as non-binary.”
shiguresoenstyle:if you thought i was even remotely serious in calling t2 “bicycle sanuso” i am sorry to say that you aRE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT(yES this is the one piece x yowapeda joke that nobody asked for)
Feminism and the BimboThere is a common assumption that bimbos and feminism are natural enemies. This is wrong. This is an idea spread by gynophobes (for any bimbos reading: that is people who fear women). It takes a lot of freedom to be a bimbo. In fact:
thefirstbass: maddehhey: oprahsmom: toocooltobehipster: how is he posting this from 4 months in the future this was taken in February americans What do you mean Americans i read that as February 8th. toocooltobehipster is from LEEDS it says so
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
spielichdiestarke: Musicals and their cruel need to include reprises and heartbreaking song parallels. I read that as Musicals and their cruel need to include penises and heartbreaking song parallels.
leannewoodfull: i read that as “life’s a gif” .. GET OFF TUMBLR
sarahnoswagbryan: iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are SIMBA REMEMBER. REMEMBER
just-shower-thoughts: Its weird how my brain automaticly reads “wtf” as “what the fuck” but still reads lol as l-o-l
THIS FUCKED ME UP SO HARD WHEN I WAS LITTLE
sourpatch-k: maraudersiriusblack: Misha Collins - Marc Cartwright photography I read that as pornography, but either way it reads right.
raspberylhoneysuckyl: did-you-kno: Source oh my FUCKING GOD I read that as “sardines” THE SARDINES WILL LAST FOREVER
Lost Things
mysideofreality: I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
sellerdoor: wow I really appreciate nice anons a lot this is a post dedicated to every anon that has chosen to use their anonymity to be good and send encouraging and nice messages instead of being mean to someone, you guys rock
mofspades:friendly reminder that mizuao fistbumps are canon
i-really-heichou: I’m really glad there’s a large percentage of us that read that as Kanye Ackerman.
perfvert: xenzii: I was at Barnes and Noble today and saw this…then immediately thought of Sebastian. i read that as ‘ruining the home’ but then that would be written by grell
mannakete: So I read that this idiot dyes his bangs and one eyebrow black so I wanted to see what natural ludger looked like and… i’m a little uncomfortable.
texas-southern-bell: punchdrunklove: wolf-hound: ““I just need a person” or “I just used a person” I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.” this fucks me up everytime god damn Wow I read this
theurbanspaceboi:i for one welcome ryan reynolds to tumblr and i am confident that he has what it takes to not only survive but thrive in the funnyman game
roachpatrol: mazarinedrake: detroit-to-tadfield: kaasknot: denimcatfish: Transgender War Boy sketch. I wanna draw more of him in the future. I read that as “Transgender War Boy, [named] Sketch.” So that’s my headcanon. He’s named Sketch.
cokeflow: if your url has rn as m and cl as d I want you to know that I read it as r n and c l you are not fooling me
corabael: madlori: ingonyama70: crotchkat-vantass: alextsundere: MINDBLOWN That Right there Is every single book you’ve ever read That’s it. This is my next tattoo. I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every
Kinky. (HOLY CRAP I totally read that as I’ll not you’ll) PFFT. I guess now you all know how my mind works. LOL a lot of us did but that’s what I think makes it so funny
booasaur: Now that I’ve seen two separate posts about Motor Crush here and here in the space of a day, I’m taking that as a sign to get off my rump and post about ISOLA, an upcoming comic by the same writer, @brendenfletcher, and Gotham Academy artist
ask-the-seer-of-breath:randomfanhsblog:dash-n-step:Homestuck Browser bottom text https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/ I absolutely need everyone to reblog this right now. This is an offline browser meant to read Homestuck as it
knightscrest: swear to god i thought my chemistry homework was asking me to identify anime I read that as anime both before and the first time after reading the comment
zanbonsenketsu replied to your post “xopachi replied to your photo “She’s a big’ un.” Fatty. FAT! :O …” I read that as “Chubby Heels” at first. I miss Big Vis :< Dammit why did you have to remind me of that :/
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