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“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”
“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
limegreensushi: Talking to a stranger First line is from BBC Sherlock Pick Up Lines. IT’S SOOOOOOO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!! :’D
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t help save you.”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put it in the fridge.”
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t humanize me.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)
