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carsthatnevermadeit: carsthatnevermadeit: BMW E93 M3 pick-up. This was actually one of BMW’s April Fool’s Day jokes though some BMW 3-series owners have had their cars converted to pickups. Don’t imagine anyone has done it to an E93 M3 thoughÂ
“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.”
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have you either way. It’s all fine.”
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure my addiction to you.”
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard Brook), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard style.”
More t-shirts now available! “I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.” “I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.” “It’s a good thing I find breathing
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.”
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
tricias-captions:My husband made him pick him up at the airport. Pick him up after her spent a week in Barbados with his mistress. Pick him and his mistress up after the week they’d spent together. So humiliating. It was the first time I’d seen her.
lygerzero14:Just picked this up today at Books A Million(thought it comes out the 24th)Thought I’d share some random scans.Guys, seriously if you love Big Hero 6, pick up this manga. It very loosely follows the movie. Also, there is more Tadashi,
the-vashta-nerada: chronukkahlylate: the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny the second worst
It all started when I bent over to pick something up. My pants ripped apart at the back seam…
ticktocktribute: Pick up line: I can store oxygen in my lungs, share with me
otherwindow: *picks up something i dropped*
Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool. She'll scream and fight you, but secretly, she'll love it. Hold her hand while you talk. Hold her hand when you drive. Just hold her hand. Tell her she looks pretty. Look her in the eyes when
Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool. She'll scream and fight you, but secretly, she'll love it. Hold her hand while you talk. Hold her hand when you drive. Just hold her hand. Tell her she looks beautiful. Look her in the eyes
milehighhotwife: Picked up a hitchhiker! Everybody knows it’s Ass, Gas, or Grass to get a ride. Guess you know which one she gave up 😈 Reblog this if you’d pick her up! #MrsMileHigh #Hitchhikin
cestporncaps: We were on the way to Houston to pick up my girlfriend from college, and it was blistering hot. Her mother had picked me up in their jeep, but unfortunately it wasn’t the kind where you could take the roof off, and it didn’t have AC.
5280elevatedhotwife: Picked up a hitchhiker! Everybody knows it’s Ass, Gas, or Grass to get a ride. Guess you know which one she gave up 😈 Reblog this if you’d pick her up! #MrsMileHigh #Hitchhikin
I can just imagine you TGKing it up at one of those European Internet cafes ;)I actually picked up a woman just this morning.Well, I didn’t pick her up so much as her luggage. And I mostly just got that up some stairs for her.But that still counts right?
Guardian!AU Sun: picks up Neptune bc he can Blake: picks up Weiss only when shes being a lil jerk
