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bedpartymakeover: singingwithcagedbirds:Okay, this made me teary eyed. She could care less about the award like she’s obviously just happy for Zahara and John’s excitement.
hemmoan: you know you’re too whipped for a band when you aren’t even like “OMG THEY’RE SO HOT I LOVE THEM” anymore it’s like “are they eating right?? are they in a good place mentally??? are they investing their money wisely to assure
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: sexyboitommo: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that
dasiphora: If you ever think you fucked up bad just remember that today Ireland accidentally legalized street drugs like meth and shrooms as well as make heterosexual marriage illegal due to a technicality
swiggityswagurfab: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He hit him with a lamp. I love
counterrparts: luke-skyjogger: counterrparts: i just want to be called cute and beautiful like 23/7 why not 24 snack breaks
istillloveparamore: I remember this hayley aesthetic like it was yesterday but it was actually in like 2008
spixa:why won’t people understand that i don’t need to constantly do stuff to have fun like i can just lay in bed and stare @ the ceiling for 3 hours and have the time of my life
flatsound: person: what’s living in america like? :)me: i feel like i need to go to a mental hospital but i don’t want to throw my family into years of debt
aliceisqueerlyagirl: gloriousbacchus:religiousmom:tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb #if you’re wondering if this
respells: Nobody ever sees the after picture. I love this. the one in the red shorts is like “shiiit” ive never seen this omg they’re legends reblogging just because its the after picture
shingeki-no-nononono:thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”
sneakingferocity: I wish plus sized fashion chains didn’t use language like ” tummy concealer” and “problem area” and my personal fav “provides extra camouflage” like what fucking camouflage?? I’m a fat chick at the beach not a fucking
cursedkennedy: celestialsweet:i hope someone has a secret crush on me. at least a little tiny one.like a baby sprout one…like a little drop maybe,a little syrupy drop of crushy crush baby love nectar what the fuck
satancornell: In San Diego we were playing with Nirvana and the Chili Peppers. I had climbed an I- beam that you could kind of wrap your hand around. So I got to the top, and I thought, Well, how do I get down? I either just give it up and look like
i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
carriesfirstperiod: my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
sorry:I have a bad procrastination problem that it will eventually get to the day of my death and I would just be like nahhh i’ll do it tomorrow
tsukum:i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike
ami-angelwings: profoundboner: bpdlevi: “you’re obsessed with your mental illness” i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life “it’s all in your head” I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness “why
urtotallynotpunkrock: things i like: reading learning things i do not like: reading for a grade learning for a grade so basically school ruins my motivation for things
mvlans:when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
3chum: when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes van gogh”
shagmestyles: In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that
stability: eating-ass:how is the show “i didnt know i was pregnant” a thing. like how does that just randomly happen…
outcense: outcense: “you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?” because you just said that im glad this post is still a thing
partytilfajr: “Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”
witchmulder: lastofthetimeladies: mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d
kar-kat-dennings: I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a
I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING
unfollower: remember when yahoo bought tumblr and everyone was making jokes like “what if they put in tacky animated ads and make the logo look like it’s from 1998.” well
smoke-thc-drop-lsd: this is so importantif guys don’t speak up to guys who say shit like this, it will never change. because guys like this don’t listen to women.
janmariel: You know you’re attached to someone when you’ve gotten so used to talking to them on a daily basis and they’ve become a part of your happiness. But when you guys don’t talk, it’s like a part of you is gone and you just start to miss
psychotic-peace:I don’t understand how in movies when there’s some scene about someone sitting on the bus and thinking about life they just have their head rested against the window and it looks so calming and shit like no have you ever put your head
beyonceunofficial: xn–xp8h: beyonceunofficial: keithsweatshop: who is this? why she look like a sim she sound like a damn sim
queensmurf: cottonhed:thephangirlrebeccabell: disloyal-order-of-fangirls:I thought C’s were supposed to be average?? Like I thought A’s and B’s were above average??? Why is a C so bad?? Like ????? THANK YOU SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT If you’re
abbyhatake: liqhters: My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo THE FACT THAT AFTER THE REALIZATION IT JUST CONTINUES LIKE ..
catsareterminal: Sometimes I have really bad body days where I’m like “I’m trash, my stretch marks are trash, my scars and cellulite and jiggling stomach are all trash.” But then I have days where I’m like “I’m going to suffocate you with
graceespooks: graceespooks: my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85 he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
seriousjones: late night confession: i’ve been doing the cha cha slide for years now and i have no fucking idea what to do when the guy’s like “cha cha real smooth.” i have no fucking idea what to do so i just kind of walk in place until everybody
champagnepepes:if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all
raeii: have u ever slept lookin like but in reality ur like
michaelpitt: i forgot what channing tatum looked like so i just kept picturing john cena
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
satanlovesyou69: alaynas: wankingmax: lunarphoenix: zhongyoxong: pirateshoyru: everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox HOLY FUCK holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes
cryztalgemz: the-goddamazon: angrybabysitter: this ponytail is everything Goddamn and the light caught that shit just right. She’s crowned in rosy auburn clouds. she looks like a powerful sky warlock
unagiiiii:malekkleston: IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’
terriamon: i think its so nasty that so many people think 18 is like a magic “i can have sex with this person” age like go away stop prying on teenagers you fucking freaks
discobloodbathboogiefever: This was my favorite commercial as a kid I’m pretty certain this is just Alice being a dad like no acting involved.
sonypraystation:h0edini:sonypraystation: bitch i got hulu, netflix AND crunchyroll if you comin over to “just to chill” then we gon fuckin chill, ya feel me? need more guys like this.
yogvrt: when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become
drankinwatahmelin: supersamurai91: bootyhoekage: six9oddess: bootyhoekage: bumbarbie: blackfairypresident: xaji: Why do people give blwojobs while they’re pregnant like your kid is gonna digest that disgusting im just sittin here trying to
charlesoberonn: physicynicism: charlesoberonn: kylebobbergman: charlesoberonn: “I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?”“But I like both old and new songs”“I also like polka?” This man is a treasure.
ushkoriley: Damn Charlotte, you just gonna put a dude out there like that?
dukeofbookingham:So this happened at the bookstore today:I was shelving things, like I’m supposed to be doing, and this guy who’s been trying to talk to me and interrupting my work for like half an hour comes swaggering around the aisle and goes, “Can
wild-nirvana: I just wanna lie in bed n cuddle but like I have no one to do that with and its only 9pm and I’m alone and a loser.
raikagay: remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
rdjobsessions:edxy:clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I don’t like fucking cars his first
mamayuuma: i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s
oddly-romantic: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go
