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stephenhawqueen:the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely
stump-out-boy: when will people understand that “you look like you’re from the 80’s” is like the opposite of an insult for me
lukeboulevard:please do not make jokes about my weight. it doesn’t matter if you’re just kidding. i honestly do not like my body and hearing others joke about it does not make my situation any better.
s4t4nluvr666: uhmeliamay: plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back plot twist: the person you like texts you first
the-band-of-bloggers:ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts If I saw this I’d probably pretend that I could see the person and have a whole bunch of other people in on the joke to point and laugh just to mess
obamac0re: gothgirlsgettingmoney:My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality
naughtysalamander:male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
machete-dont-eat-ass:alexineyorksicle:lifewithanorwegianfjord:THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL HAS A ROLLING BACKPACK AND SHE LIKE ZOOMS DOWN THE HALLWAYS AND CUTS PEOPLE OFF AND IT IS LITERALLY A RITE OF PASSAGE TO BE TRIPPED BY THIS GIRL AND HER BACKPACK LIKE
kasnas:commarxism:wishfully-think: The creepy messages girls get when they post selfies, is just one reason we need feminism. Actually, no it isn’t. Don’t like getting messages from creeps? Don’t post pictures of yourself half naked. End of story.
communistbakery:actually-nico:herhmione:oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain
castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just
cummied:henrycavills:this literally isn’t “tru” at allwhy are people always trying to demonize taylor swift?? its almost like yall just hate her because shes a successful young woman or something………..oh wait
f-ftw: khaleesi: cleolinda: shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like
lifewasted: I feel like we never talk about the fact that when Sleater-Kinney went onstage to sing Rockin’ In The Free World with Pearl Jam that one time, Eddie was like “get it Stone!” after introducing Carrie Brownstein onstage.
ethertune:do I like him or is he just tall
armedwits: i’ve never met taylor swift but she seems like the type of girl that if you asked for a tampon she would have a tampon and like give you painkillers and water without you even asking
snorlaxatives:i will never be impressed by anything the jenner girls do… they’ve been handed literally everything to them… i saw a twitter post that was like “kylie jenner just bought a Ū.7 million house. what were YOU doing when you were 17?”
weirdteenblogger:like i care about my grades so much but i dont get off my ass to study or do homework but its like i physically cant i literally cant do it
ifyoucarryonthisway:am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign
facingthewaves: For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that wasn’t such a rare
laynethomasstaley:Layne, aged four, once asked me, “Mom, what’s it like when you die?” In my infinite wisdom (I was 23) I said, “Well, Honey, I think it might be like when you’re born. You get too big for the old space and you get pushed out
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
jkellemn0p: I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
calleo:i-am-a-mushroom:i-am-a-mushroom:i-am-a-mushroom: i-am-a-mushroom: My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow and it has a stripe
celestialsweet:i hope someone has a secret crush on me. at least a little tiny one.like a baby sprout one…like a little drop maybe,a little syrupy drop of crushy crush baby love nectar
rainbowznstuff: intergaylactic: freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally,
sixpenceee: GIANT SHRIMP FOUND OFF THE COAST OF FLORIDA An enormous shrimp that measured 18 inches was found off the coast of Florida. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, it is likely to be a mantis shrimp. It’s hammer like claw can lash out at
slaysthetic:zayrn:there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here@meghantrainor
unregardless:being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a 躔 tip for like a ุ meal? you could make people’s months without even trying
thecutestofthecute: roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash:justbabyharpseals:heavenoh my god they’re like steam buns with facesYES YES YES GIVE THEM TO ME More like baby puffcorns
newtgender:ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted
jouzai:I like when people tell me I look dead or like a vampire as if it’s an insult because that is exactly the look I am going for thnk u
mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
theconsultingbadwolf:bohemianistic:this is so important stop making girls feel like they have to look like a model to work out????? that is so stupid it makes no sense but it’s so harmful u go girl no matter what u look likeWow I needed to see this
n0ot-no0t:tamakis-butt: I think it’s so sad when students stop caring at the end of the year. Like ” I don’t give a Fuck if I fail, I just want school to be over” but you can tell they care. They do. BUT the pressure, expectations and the stress
unagiiiii: malekkleston: IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’
diegosdomain:mammamoon:so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrineWho the fuck sees a hole like this and thinks “this is the perfect size for a drake bell shrine”
rissalady:I like when someone becomes a part of your daily routine. It’s nice to talk to someone who wants to talk to you just as much without anything feeling forced.
hittings:― “My brother says guys don’t like girls who are tough, he says guys like girls to be soft and flirty.”― “He would say that, he’s a pussy.”The Runaways (2010)
jonkakes:artemia: note-a-bear: aminaabramovic: everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off this looks like so much fun Looks like that Dane Cook skit got a remix
anglophile-rin:castieliscuterthanjesus:o-ri:does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit itit’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool”
stylelikeu:“I’m from Eritrea, a small country in East Africa, but I was raised in Sweden, where I was one of the only black girls. I would come home from school and be like, ‘Mom, I want my hair to look like this… mom, my nose is too big.’ My
lift-like-a-lady:awwww-cute:What if they don’t like my sweater?oH NO
hellaoptile: you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine
does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me
loracarol: I don’t care if you don’t like space puns I like space puns comet me bro
antlersdean: queefjerkey: do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something Some people must experience the world in a more exciting
koalatea: true life: people like my hair more than they like me
moonykun:moonykun:why was the fourth Fast and the Furious movie just called “Fast and Furious” with no numbers or subtitle, almost like they were ashamed of many they madebut then after that they went back to numbering them, so what the fuckactually
clockenfrau:ok OR just pour it slower and not like a MANIAC
wearetylerspeople:puplets:one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re
bettiefatal:I just laughed at this for like 5 minutes
rainbowznstuff:intergaylactic:freakbast:so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.so naturally, Tyler
rainerisin: americanhighwayflower:I wish I knew what it must’ve been like in 1990 to hear Man in the Box on the radio for the first time and be like holy fuck who is this I think about this for dozens of songs.
surprisebitch: this was so annoying honestly, how was courage so patient. when i was watching this as a kid, i just wanted to shove that macaroni and cheese right on her face. like hOW ABOUT COOK IT YOURSELFYOU FUCKIBFNFJFJ
awwww-cute: Like Father, Like Son (Source: http://ift.tt/1FffdBa)
arkhamboundz:Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe
