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tovio-rogers: another hot toon mom, Lana Kain from Archer. like always psd file and alternate will be on patreon.
whitemanbows2black: whiteboy4bbconlygirls: Like my captions? Feel free to reblog and follow. “Well, I don’t know, sweetie. Are any other girls going?” “Janine’s going. Her mom says it’s okay.” “Will there be
krash-zone: Helen teaches her daughter how to have fun without men!Who wouldn’t foresee that Violet would turn up being a huge jizz whore like her mom? ;)You can check more FREE CONTENT on Krash.zone. It’s VERY NSFW!!Our Paid Website: SLUTTISH.XXX.also
kaylagrassly: thatovoandthaatxo: murzeenabaichan: Okay now this deserves to be re-blogged rather than half naked girls or expensive shit like seriously grow a damn heart. Bless you and your mom. I Reblog this every time i see it<3 beautiful.
frostyclyde: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD Why does this have notes
phoenixxxdragon: theslayprint: Black moms be like Where is the lie
yahyahszwayy: soilmate: My mom always asks me to wear long pants in the summer around my family or when we go somewhere together, because she is embarrassed of my scars. This summer will not be like that. I will no longer apologize to or hide from
cayden-carter: As I was talking to my mom today about bottom surgery, I realized I’m most likely not going to be jumping for joy when first waking up out of surgery. Don’t get me wrong, I’m 100% for this surgery, but I think its important to note
goddessjoules: Not Good Enough ů.99 “I can’t have my mom marry a man like you, so I’m going to turn you into a little girl and make sure you never have a shot with her. When you cum, my spell will become permanent and you will be a little girl
The story of Zuko's Mom is going to be like the Krabby Patty Secret Recipe
fallingforkonoha: butachankawaii: fallingforkonoha: Trying to figure out the right way to tell my mom I got married in Korea you’re kidding me? like for real? That I got married? Lol yeah, on the 8th.. I just… She’s gonna be so mad may i
lilyginnyblackv2:Some preview images for Ep. 13 that I saw over on Twitter:Some things to note:1. Miroku doesn’t look like he is 40. He does look slightly older, but it might just be the hair. Granted Kagome’s mom doesn’t look that old
brothersisterfathermother: “Dad, come on. Don’t pretend like you’ve never thought about it. Especially once mom left. So come on, don’t be weird about it, just relax and let me suck it.”
specific-stuff: Oh stop it Julie, you’re being ridiculous! My dad would never do that, right dad? He’s totally faithful to my mom! Besides, I don’t think he even likes ‘oral’…
daily-tumbles: When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some: They’ll be all “Um, no thanks.” And I’m like “Are you sure?” “Yup.” “Positive?” “Yes, mom.” “Okay, then me and
misandry-mermaid: Interesting how we’re always hearing how shameful and irresponsible it is to be a teen mom. But we never hear the same messages directed at teen dads. Or even the words “teen dad”. It’s almost like society demonizes women’s
yurii-stuff: misskittystryker: zarax: death-rebirth-senshi: Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them i cant stop laughing always reblog I showed my mom and she was like “are those butt cheeks?” “Are they crying?
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: shittyidea: An alarm clock that sends a dick pic to your mom if you don’t wake up Okay but like, imagine how horrific that would be if you died unexpectedly before you could turn off that setting?Everyday your grieving
a-low-key-art: The only dmmd character whose mom can be seen and it has to go like this
notreallysecrets: I always think it’s weird when people are embarrassed by baby pictures being all oh no my mom’s bringing out my baby pics this is the worst but I’m like I peaked as a baby. that was my cutest self. I’m never gonna top that
guavabat:having trauma feels so cringe sometimes like ohhhh look at me look at me my mom was mean when I was little and it’s going to continue to affect me and all my relationships for the rest of my life. I’m gonna be sick
sub-mom-incest: When my son decided that he was going to fuck me in my ass I thought that was going to be the worst part, but waiting for him to come downstairs the next morning like usual, only to have him grab my ass and ask me how it was after last
blvckhermione: betterwhenwetter: khadidon: Mom: Are you having sex? Me: Instagram/Twitter: @khadidon 💀 Ima be a whole mother with 3 kids still acting like this 😭
hrhmeghan: Doria Ragland Appreciation Post: Mom Always Has Your BackThank you Doria for handling everything with grace, class, and beauty. Even though part of your had to be so nervous, you handled it all like you had been having tea with Queen and
anal-incest: My mom can be so frustrating some times with all the sexual teasing she does in front of me. One day I just snapped and pinned her up against the wall like the slut she is and fucked her hard.
bigstinky91:agoldthatactuallystays: sicksadhurrl: agoldthatactuallystays:Black moms be like goals #BlackMomBlackOut14 weeks until my due date!! Honestly go off
I hate when I am talking to myself and my mom bust in my room like dang , can't I have a moment to be crazy by myself with out any interruptions.
finkspiration: paddysnuffles: zooophagous: g0dziiia: makilikesflowers: An angel Wtf bats swim Omfg Here’s another little-known bat fact: Orphaned baby bats are often swaddled tightly like teeny burritos to mimic being cuddled by mom and help
randomslasher: marauderice: bogleech: MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL. There’s a difference between not sharing and refusing to be bullied. Not to mention I feel like the whole ‘learning to share’ thing should
youngdominantandhung: Every night after dad falls asleep, mom puts on a sexy outfit and sneaks to my room to be fucked like a whore. Good thing dads a VERY deep sleeper.
familysexlife: dreamingofmom: When my mom offered to be the model for my photography class’ nude project and I saw the confidence in her, I felt like she had done this before. 100% free webcam site!
carriesfirstperiod: my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
jchamphero: hypnotic-flow: when company comes over and your mom changes moods instantly Lmao be like “ You are a motherfuckin actor I had no clue” 😂😂😂
the-vashta-nerada: my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see” she can be like “let jesus light the path”
scribble-scratch: My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
winchesterandwinchester: #he’s such a 5 year old in this scene and i love it #like that would be his face when his mom came in and saw his face stuffed with cookies#YOU ARE A GROWN MAN WHY ARE YOU THIS CUTE
starfiredean: okay but for a second can we just imagine poet!dean because I only ever see poet!cas and like Dean having a popular writing bloghim writing poetry about his late mom and poetry about his love for his little brotherpoems about being “daddy’s
