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quest-for-the-breast-deactivate: PRIME EXAMPLE, AFTER THE CHRISTMAS PHOTO, MOM SENDS THIS HOT SLUTTY PHOTO AND SHE SAID, “AFTER THE CHRISTMAS BATH, MOMMY NEEDS A HOT RUB DOWN. MOMMY NEEDS TO BE OILED BASED, LIKE A REAL SLUT SUPPOSED TO BE”.
phantomdoodler: my mom was like “how old are these characters supposed to be” and I was like “well Ringabel doesn’t know, but the others are 18, 19, and 20” and she said “he looks about twelve”
viparious: thisboyinabinder: osterfields: guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift” it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he
therealerme: cuntshumiliated: notsafe4lifeblog: slutabuser666: Her first time with both mom AND daddy. I bet Dad uses her like pure white trash Training your daughter to be pretty, submissive and available I’ll be good. Please, you’ll see.
rachrar: viparious: thisboyinabinder: osterfields: guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift” it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the
sobersexting: being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
im a crappy person i wan’t trying to be mean to mom but i just feel like constricted, trapped anxious i feel like crying and she was taking her sweet little time telling a long story and she didn’t really need me she just wanted to tell me
tabularojo: bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers: till-the-end-of-the-bucky: hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL, MUM. I’d be happy with a mom like that. I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed
incexxx: ”- I told you not to, and you came inside me… I’m done, this can’t go on like that! I thought it would be fun but… this whole thing is over!- No, mom, don’t get upset, don’t talk like that, I don’t know what got into me! I’ll
bigsistersbest: “Oh GOD Mom … did you ever think it would be YOU sitting in MY lap?” “Not like this baby … Not like this … oh god.”
bustysister: “No, you know what, little brother? That was actually really nice. I guess I was really worried that this would be drama-filled again like when we both still lived with Mom and Dad, but now you’re like the perfect no-strings-attached
thescorpiofamily: thescorpiophotoalbum: “So this is like to be a milf?”——————————-Consuela - “I still do not like it, mean look at the size of these tits. This is me at the end of my fight with TITS. My mom told me that you
tabularojo: bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky: hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to
thejerkfacedance: not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea: not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea: UHM I’M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW????? MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE???? I JUST FOUND MY FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE APPARENTLY I WAS BORN IN AMERICA?????? I ASKED MY MOM LIKE WTF AND
tabularojo:bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky: hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get
viparious: thisboyinabinder: osterfields: guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift” it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got
0llie-0llie:My mom is a Latina. She looks like Maria from Book of Life.I am biracial and half-Latino. I look like Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6.Neither one of us is magically ‘not’ Latino just because we have different skin tones or hair color. Being
perks-of-being-chinese: when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
wreckfull: how do people sneak out of their house??? I could be going to pee in the middle of the night and my mom will be like what tf you doing
thekanucklehead:This one time I ate so much salmon I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh have some blueberry pie for desert, and in that moment I understood what it is like to be a grizzly bear
sleepsleepnotwoke:miniangel:anyone wanna participate in lesbianics Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?
0llie-0llie: My mom is a Latina. She looks like Maria from Book of Life.I am biracial and half-Latino. I look like Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6.Neither one of us is magically ‘not’ Latino just because we have different skin tones or hair color. Being
charlesoberonn: As awesome as it’d be, I think I’d like a slightly older Princess Leia, after the events of Episode VI. A political thriller about Leia helping to form the new Galactic Republic while also being a badass mom and stopping terrorists
sonfermum: thepyemancometh: When I I open Mom up it is like peeling back the petals of a beautiful flower… Take your time son. Get to know it. When you’re ready you can taste it if you like. She loves to be kissed.
lulz-time: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD Be sure to follow this
lastofthetimeladies: lastofthetimeladies: MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE
copperspecks: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one Helping you get a furry chicken like this one may be the best choice I’ve ever made.
frigerator: i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids
chloegracieee: wreckfull: how do people sneak out of their house??? I could be going to pee in the middle of the night and my mom will be like what tf you doing honestlY
zubat: I want to be financially successful to the point where when I’m out with the people I care about like my mom or baby sister and they want something, I can get it for them without even caring about its price. Like don’t bother telling me how
tabularojo: bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky:hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to
secretlolitoy: dirtychild8: That night they both used her like a filthy little whore My uncles are training me to be a filthy little whore like they did my Mom.
losersclubbb:do u ever get sad and remember richie tozier isn’t ur friend (and doesn’t exist)???? he would be so nice if u had a bad day . he’d give the best hugs and be like “who do i have to fucking fight?? who’s mom do i need to fuck??”
terrortier: martian—freeman: bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers: till-the-end-of-the-bucky: hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country
asdfghjkllove: psych2go: nopenopenopetf: retrowombat: psych2go: 10 Types of Emotional Manipulators | NEW VIDEO (Nov 20) I feel like I could totally be the multiple offender lol my mom uses like 7 of these techniques Reblog to save a life. Please
pizzaforpresident: the worst thing in the world was being at a friend’s house and they ask you something like “hey rhyse, you want a popsicle?” and of course you’re like “oh golly do i ever!” and then they turn around and scream “MOM!
nokturnal: starslicer: euro-trotter: teamgold: This College Girl Is A Teen Mom And She Has A Secret That No One Knows Real thug tears It takes a real human being to be able to do something like this. fuck im cryinggod damn it June
chuju: peregr1ne:my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting
pizzaforpresident: the worst thing in the world was being at a friend’s house and they ask you something like “hey rhyse, you want a popsicle?” and of course you’re like “oh golly do i ever!” and then they turn around and scream “MOM! RHYSE
tabularojo:bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky:hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get
littletinydoom: dead-mall-commune: bubblegum-pwussay: People treat single moms like trash and single dads like some kind of a hero Because the bar is so low for dads that the bare minimum of care is incredible but mums are just expected to be doing
wicked-is-hella: k1ssedbyfire: things that are awesome women wanting to be stay at home moms or housewives women wanting to be senators or doctors or feminism spokespersons or anything else things that are not awesome women feeling like they have to
northernwoe: I get the whole “protect black women because your mom is black, sister, etc…” but like do you need to be related to a black woman to have a need to protect them ??? Can we not just protect black women because they deserve to be protected
