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birdlaw: “you mean you still don’t have a boyfriend?”
Team "I want Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the sequel but not at the cost of Vanessa's life"
buckybarneswintersoldier: the-stonedsoldier: “do you have a boyfriend yet?” “when are you gonna get a job?” “what are you gonna do with your life?” Yep. This is me. Sebastian is me.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Friend: Why don’t you have a boyfriend?Me: Because I’m a hot pot of rice who don’t need no side dish. Follow this blog, get free ham.
I miss late night talks. I miss cuddling. I miss hand holding. I miss being kissed, like im special. I miss having a boyfriend.
blackburqa: someone should ask me if i have a boyfriend anonymously so i can say no surprising all of my followers and resulting in enormous amounts of proposals from all the males.
dylanoboob: i remember being 9 years old and looking forward to high school so much and getting asked to prom and homecoming dance by a cute boy and having a boyfriend hold my books for me in the hallway and what a juicy plot twist reality is
poorchrysalis: i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
zizino: *older relative voice* Do you have a boyfriend?
whjat: nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang: When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
dumbworthlessfucktoys: Too bad your boyfriend won’t know a thing. How daddy used you up.
blexicana: weloveshortvideos: “Do you have a boyfriend?”
I am so lucky to have him, I love him so much💕
croatoancore: me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life like crying over character development
sher-i-khan: A guy said to a girl, “So…do you have a boyfriend?” The girl says, “No, I don’t.” The guy licks his lips and said, “Okay. You’re unattached, just like me.” Everyone: HE IS FLIRTING WITH HER!! A guy said to another guy,
Dear SOPA and PIPA, I have no boyfriend.
littlestephaniegurly: I’d love to have a boyfriend. Up until a few years ago I never thought it would be something I would want but now I totally want one.
personalsexter: blackoldrough: ‘I need to go! I shouldn’t be doing this i have a boyfriend!’‘Oh no, you’re going nowhere till you’ve got a stomachful of hot creamy spunk!’ This little Thai boy didn’t expect this, when he started to
ancient-string: gwendolencorday: THIS GUY WAS HITTING ON ME AND MAKING ME SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE, SO I TOLD HIM I HAVE A BOYFRIEND (because he seemed like one of those guys who, whilst they don’t respect women, they do respect another man’s “claim”
raycheebones: this shirts only cool when i wear it Pretty sure it looks waaaay better on my boyfriend. (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
harryfuckyou: wow imagine having a boyfriend like a living breathing person who wants to spend time with u and kiss u and make u happy
So basically; when I have a boyfriend, this is what I want him to be like.
tsunamiwavesurfing: i was gon follow but you have a boyfriend so
invisible-all-night: rollin-in: When your mom asks you if you have a boyfriend and the girl you fucked is standing right next to you new fav
baby-vegan: medusamirabal: aboutmaleprivilege: male privilege is “i have a boyfriend” being the only response that might actually stop a guy from coming onto you, because he respects another man more than he respects your actual opinion/lack of
ihavegreattits: Feeling particularly frisky today. Can’t wait to go home and have my boyfriend eat my pussy through my lace panties.
saintkvo: dickprintbandit: hurdjewsis: cumprise: “Lemme holla at you” “I have a boyfriend” “You happy w him?” this post is so fucking funny omg 😂😂😂😂 Reevaluate yo situation shorty
sissy4bull: You are now a beautiful girl and have few boyfriends from the hood that love to in you
yousquirting: blondibooo: blondibooo: Sorry, I have no boyfriend to send these to and am feeling terribly lonely, and they’re just gathering dust on my ipad. I’m sure I’ll cry about this tomorrow morning :( I didn’t cry, hopefully he did
tittymeat:poryqon:crowtrolls: hetaliangonewild: wait till the end #OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y Japanese vines are important even if you dont
derpkip: I have a boyfriend in every anime I watch
msblackangel: Can I have a boyfriend like him?
petit-capitaine: i love it when i’m smiling at my phone and people think i have a boyfriend or something when in reality i’m looking at gay fanart
lustlylauren: The only thing good about having a boyfriend is the steady stream of dick
bromofratguy: Having a boyfriend rules.
I’ve been catching myself just thinking “I’m really happy right now” which is a first for me. I work a decent 40 hour job, have a boyfriend that I’ve adored the last 9 months and some pretty good friends to spend time with
magalomania: Behold - The true reason why I have a boyfriend that puts up with my SHIT.
If I wasn’t such a goofball I’d probably have a boyfriend by now. 😭 follow me on tumblr though 💁
niggasandcomputers: *unfollows her immediately on instagram for having a boyfriend*
I Do Not Have A Boyfriend
It’s cool to be happy about your significant other but if you’re one of those girls that’s like “lawl I have a boyfriend so yeah I know more about life than you & I’m better than you” while your bf 1. Looks like
“Fallon, when are you going to settle down and find a real man to help financially” “Fal, you should believe in religion” “do you have a boyfriend now?” 😭
whitefemdom: WE WANT WHITE WOMEN THAT HAVE BLACK BOYFRIENDS TO BE RESPECTED, SUPPORTED, HONORED, AND OBEYED BY WHITEBOYS A LOT MORE.
whitefemdom: KEEP INVITING MORE AND MORE BLACK GUYS HERE. HELP US RID OUR CULT OF WHITEBOYS THAT DO NOT FINANCIALLY SUPPORT WHITE GIRLS THAT HAVE BLACK BOYFRIENDS. USE ANY MEANS NECESSARY, EVEN THREATS AND INTIMIDATION.
When your mom asks you if you have a boyfriend and the girl you fucked is standing right next to you new fav
marianotbh: me: doesnt ever leaves my home ever at all for any kind of contact w the world we live in me: when will i have a boyfriend :0)
bvsedjesus: dont tell me shit i dont care about. like you having a boyfriend. thats #1 on the list of shit i dont care about.
lezbilicious: “Do I have a boyfriend? Well, not really…” “Mmmm, so maybe you’d like to come for a drink with me tonight?” “I, don’t know… maybe?”
ethan-lawson-wate: notkatniss: katniss everdeen, ladies and gentlemen the YA heroin who literally does not give one single fuck about having a boyfriend
royalsiblings: Daddy fucks so good and hard. I don’t care that my friends tease me for never having a boyfriend. He is all I need.
chtngs: “Your have a boyfriend, so what? It’s just game, I’ll touch you, and if I’ll go too far you should just say ‘Stop’, OK?”They played. She kept silence. With exception of her moans.
Proud to say I have a boyfriend that’ll bend me over just about anywhere while covering my mouth with his hand
holy shit i actually have a boyfriend how does this happen aw he’s so sweeT
keatonstrombergs: i remember being 9 years old and looking forward to high school so much and getting asked to prom and homecoming dance by a cute boy and having a boyfriend hold my books for me in the hallway and what a juicy plot twist reality is
