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“Well, uncle, I don’t have a boyfriend right now and I really miss love-making, so…”“You don’t have to say anything more, sweety. Just take my dick out of my pants and have fun!”
thegoatjustatethemoney: sfttr-blog: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good
themostpopulargirlofnowhere: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for
sfttr-blog: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele: It’s
jillyd4: myusernamehere: thegoatjustatethemoney: sfttr-blog: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interv
refinedcaveman: I’m at that age. Many of my friends don’t want to hang out. Some have jealous boyfriends/girlfriends, others have kids to take care of, others just don’t go out to have fun because they think once you’re out of college you should
https://paypal.me/SkuttzI made a really shitty goal bar because I am trying to work on those paid commissions at the base.My boyfriend has saved almost this much, so we have first month’s rent and some application fees covered. I have to get my car
hiddleswiggles: squidgys-in-europe: let-live-love-squidgy: alexgagkarth: imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts imagine having a boyfried imagine having a boy fried? Crispy please
bestcuppateas: japan-o-phile: perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand on my butt
the-scent-of-devotion: “Well yeah, of course i knew you have a not-so-secret crush on me; any woman can sense those things. But as you know, i already have a boyfriend. I remember that you confessed to me weeks ago you have a foot fetish, isn’t
Some girl teased me until I listed my ~male celebrity crushes~ today. Just… ugh. I may have a boyfriend, but that doesn’t mean I am primarily attracted to men, let alone have a celebrity crush list. I didn’t want to/have
st3vi3br33: perfectly-proper: japan-o-phile: perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand
jaimeegurl: sfttr-blog: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for
sexette: perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand on my butt
Oh goodness… So I think I have two boyfriends now and I’m still trying to process how I am this lucky. I mean I have shit luck in every other regard, but I guess at least I have this.
All of my friends either have families, or are starting their own families, and everytime I go for a pee, the voice in the back of my mind that says “Useless male genitalia!” get’s a little bit louder.
she-lives-in-my-lap: kingphill: atira-patrice: i have a boyfriend.. oh wait no, that’s a blunt.. i have a blunt.. oh wait, no that’s two blunts.. i have two blunts lol the caption Blunts pearled to perfection too lol
doasyouretold: My locked up little penis barely sticking out past my belly. It’s no wonder my wife’s sex drive is fading fast. No she does not have a boyfriend as some have asked. Although we have had the conversation. She knows she has the
milfman51: I took a big chance, it was a bold move. I asked my daughter if she wanted to go up to my room and have some fun in bed with me. She was shocked at first. “I have a boyfriend!” “He doesn’t have to know about it” I smiled at her
sprinkleandshine: arkmax: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele:
cintiiismiles: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele: It’s
japan-o-phile: perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand on my butt
perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand on my butt
dysenterygay: what if i got a boyfriend i wouldn’t know what to do what do they eat how often do they have to be walked
rev2tone: perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand on my butt Yup. We agree to those
iamnotagoodman: If you’re discouraged about never having a boyfriend/girlfriend or never being kissed or never having sex just know that in Japan over 1/3 of people under 30 have never dated ever and in 2012 more adult diapers were sold than baby diapers
It’s so refreshing to finally have a boyfriend that actually makes plans with me, isn’t a hidden “thing”, values me, doesn’t sleep or with or entertains other women and I have a nonstop laughing great time with. Fuck allllll dat. I could have
gallifreyanturtles: japan-o-phile: perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand on my butt
melaux: thegoatjustatethemoney: sfttr-blog: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But
thegoatjustatethemoney: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele:
justhereforsomestarkerlove::You know Peter Parker and Klaus Hargreeves are very alikeThey’re both twinksBoth have supernatural powers Both have had close family dieDied and been risen.Both have had boyfriends die during a war. This posts hurts but well
needu2bmine: thegoatjustatethemoney: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s
the-black-power-ranger: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for
scandallust: japan-o-phile: perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand on my butt :c
cuckqueanwhitegirl: ingtld: Her boyfriend is one of the reasons why you want her so badly. I love when Asian girls approach like this pretending they don’t know I have a boyfriend or being subtle and asking if the man they often see me with is single.
fruitcrocs: I want a boyfriend just so i can reply to every text to a boy as “um i have a boyfriend”
meladoodle: speak-no-fuckery: meladoodle: i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend alright you win
theyneedeachother: a relative at every family gathering: why no boyfriend? what i want to say: the reality of being in an actual romantic relationship is actually terrifying and i’m much more comfortable entertaining the idea of having a boyfriend
yourcheatinggirl: “But…I…oh my fucking god…I have a boyfrIEND….we…fuck…we shouldn’t be doing this!" "If you really loved your boyfriend you wouldn’t be in your underwear right now, letting me rub your pussy. You know
indormi: according to my lil cousin, my hands are so cold because I have a secret ghost boyfriend who holds my hand a lot
dookiediamonds: deonsraw: shecameforme: singsongstardust: shecameforme: singsongstardust: People really have whole boyfriends that they actually CALL their boyfriends!? Thats crazy.. where can I buy one? Welcome to Rent a nigga How may we help
You know you have been, darling. Time to take it a bit easier.
your-boyfriends-fantasy-life:Hope everyone had as great a year as I did! Have a healthy and happy New Year :)
shecameforme: singsongstardust: shecameforme: singsongstardust: People really have whole boyfriends that they actually CALL their boyfriends!? Thats crazy.. where can I buy one? Welcome to Rent a nigga How may we help you Yes, hi.. I’ll take
