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Há sempre aqueles que correm o risco por você e com você. (tob)
starkpower: ‘be my friend’ i whisper as i continue to reblog yet another post from you
my-life-as-a-teenage-strider: homofarts: kawaiians: purixie: kawaiians: THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs omg how cute what are they??? #i dont have the heart to tell them the truth Those are dildos honey
diamoncls: dumbfollower: diamoncls: a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online what about your friends overseas?
frantzfandom: notsuperstitious: You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit
korratic: “airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing” ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer
sexhaver: i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
finefools: ‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
brave-escape: why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba
peetafied: my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t
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soulpenetration: literally i would never wear a wedding dress to a funeral. rude tbh
littlemammal: at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i
quentintarrantino: I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
dicksplit: Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
faustsfancycorner: joanegbert: satorika: when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS
darecrowavis: simsgonewrong: So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out “THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
beware-the-leopard: thedeandobbs: And so the world fell to it’s knees. I love this post.
hiphopfightsplaque: cutebabe: nooneneedsfeminism: THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY. THERE IS NO WAGE GAP. THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE. FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE MOVEMENT. do you even live on earth
thewalkingwhatever: superblys: #THAT IS A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF ZAC EFRON #WHAT DID ZAC EFRON DO TO DESERVE MABEL’S WRATH?? #I MUST KNOW (via auraofdawn) his head wasnt in the game
lizthefangirl: In which Magnus sends a surprise present to a reunited Jem and Tessa. Original story by cassandraclare
zombiesandporn: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of
denchgang: agentwoshington: agentwoshington: ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today ????????????????????????????????????????????? how else would they get to town
troyleryoutube: tylersmintgreenhair: life-sandwich: officalumhood: i want to punch a wall “No, go fuck yourself.” Iconic. This is perfect
neptunain: that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth
peggingwithstyles: travisdodgeunwritten: peggingwithstyles: i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you
lorddisickbitches: Scott and Kourtney dressed up as Bruce and Kris in attempt to recreate their deleted sextape.
anarchistlovesongs: domme-chronicles: strangeremains: Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it. The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.
actionables: alexisafuckinnerd: randompandemonium: soprie: actionables: hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
buttchunks: Starships were meant to fly
shut-up-im-superman: “I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists” well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
arcgurren: awkwardnphotos: No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off. Oh, so now the talking Christmas tree is gonna preach to us!
heliolisk: 3ch0-lokshun: speakintongueandcheek: shisnojon: heliolisk: any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH NOT ALL COOKIES what happened to my post
onlydillon: deaddreamers: best photoset I’ve ever seen I’ve seen all I need to see in life
britmitch: pureinsamity: i have some handcuffs… i think you know what i’m thinking. we’re going to arrest every single furry. every single last one of them
fiftyshadesofdebauchery: kvotheunkvothe: Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust. Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per
justintimberlakedoingthings: Justin Timberlake spots a tiny goblin, visible only to him
familyblogger: i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs so i googled dan radcliffe dogs and this wasnt what i meant
heartscale: i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is
riddlersgammon: that time of year is approaching scary lawn decorations terrifying tv programs people in costumes going door to door election season
chatsnaps: kyubox-incubox: Go to Google Images. Type in “[Your name] the hedgehog”. Suffer well i cant say that im disappointed
kingcheddarxvii: Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
workbitchs: Britney’s reaction to see a man twice her height speaking in polish
lzayoi: lzayoi: Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget
pizzaforpresident: fanskitter: pizzaforpresident: its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001 *cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything
unclefather: Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do
shitshilarious: shitshilarious: DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional
ectoplasmicinterloper: back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and
vampirevvekend: deverse: my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead this is
la-baguette-skelly: Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag?
wetmyplants: there is a lot here to take in
arutairu: kaikane95: I’m dead. so youre just gonna bring me a birthday present on my birthday to my birthday party
notkatniss: IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THEY HAD SOME PEOPLE IN MORPH SUITS PRETEND TO BE MONKEYS
5secondsosgifs: “We’re on the way to the costume shop now — We’re just gonna dress up as random people.” x
rawunmedicatedheartt: jsantagato - How To Sext [x]
margotkim: In today’s installment of “This rule only exists because something went terribly wrong,” I learned that surgeons write “no” on the legs they AREN’T supposed to amputate.
petercartwright: I was going to be a republican for Halloween but my head wouldn’t fit up my ass
spicy-vagina-tacos: me when i dont wanna go to class
homebeyondthegalaxy: owl city lyrics really speak to me