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Ha, this band made a Hysterical Literature-style music video!
Ha! I didn’t watch that scene with them. Can somebody come up with the name?
Ha! Today I was told that I resemble James Deen. Maybe)
Ha! This is my pose when I’m angry)
stability: stability: the-troyler-phan: stability: This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever Idk which face is the most accurate update: after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted
danieljlayton: chomokh: still the best thing to come out of Australia The last two are so beautiful I could just about cry. L
kimmsauce: lokisergi: soltianxxx: HM YES 230 AM IS THE CORRECT TIME TO POST THIS. I was drawing sketch requests in livestream - the original requester asked for Thor pressing his pecs together, but then Kim asked if it was okay to put a dick between
ha has to be the truest shit out there
cykelops: Michelangelo: donate to my ko-fi so i wont have to work for the church and i will keep drawing hot boys for you
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney coming to 3DS this November
siderealsandman: quinintheclouds: immarainbowpatooie: sushinfood: pinkprettycure: Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power
To The Beautiful You~! =p
allasianguys: Ha Van My by To Thanh Nghiep
grinderman2: frozenfoxtails: grinderman2: *gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow? Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
bromar: *goes to england* me: excuse me, what time is it? brit: time wots that m8? *big ben chimes* everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers* brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
neilnevins: nathanael-platier: We freed them…but at what cost? that ball wasn’t there to trap them it was to protect us
So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime...
vivalahemmings: raddesthood: michaeclifford: even if 5sos did a 4 year world tour with free tickets and paid for everyones lunch you’d all still find something to complain about “why did they give pizza to people ffs don’t they know some
thrillboswaggins: girlwhowasonfire: shitangiggle: girlwhowasonfire: Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of
intosnarkness: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat and it got upgraded to first class without me
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
postllimit: when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
merlerner94: achillesfeels: trying to get your friends to watch a show you like Gentle persuasion
badgrl17 said: If you have an address you can send bees and insects to a persons house and they have to pay
carlsagan: unclepolymer: Pusheen the cat making some chemistry. That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat,
it-is-a-3-patch-problem: thesecondquincy: fishingboatproceeds: 314eater: fahrenheit-469: 314eater: THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO
jumping out of helicopters is dangerous you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground what do you mean they dont make it to the ground where do they go
sorry: I don’t even get to experience the friend-zone because nobody wants to be my friend
coveredinsnow-: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im
tayloracleswift: My kink is being a Texan and saying Happy Holidays to Christian white people and having them passive aggressively reply Merry Christmas to me, knowing that they will go home and write a lengthy Facebook dissertation about the war on
hellabloggin: american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with
rexuality: OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking
sidneyc: way to go paul
nightmaringly:nightmaringly:OK SO TODAY MY FRIEND WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME AND I TRIED TO GET OUT OF THE PICTURE BUT DIDNT NOTICE THERE WAS A WALL BEHIND ME AND
bombing: coolishtypeblog: bombing: in the spirit of christmas i will not be making any posts about jacking off today. that is my gift to you all Isn’t this technically a post about jacking off i wonder how your mother feels about giving birth to
wastelandbanditorion: joshpeck: mutualfollow: i can;t decide what face to look at rise JFC AMY, SOMEONE JUST GOT HIT BY A FLYING BASEBALL BAT Does it look like I give a fuck Jenna, I’m trying to watch the damn game But Amy! Jenna I don’t
jackalqueenston: i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
meladoodle: rodneykong: if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
elimin8theimpossible: cricsyxo: divinedorothy: egotastical: divinedorothy: bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people
high-blogging: i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but
urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELPOHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE I HAVE MADE THINGS
seselapod: milokerrigan: vladimirilyichlenin: AUSTRALIAN SLANG IS WEIRD AND WRONG AND UNHOLY Stone the flaming crows! I was just sitting here watching Aunty, when I decided to take a squiz at Tumblr to see if there were any grouse pictures of some
no but the empty hole inside herc’s chest where his son and his wife and his best friend used to sit, all the pain that he’s had to suffer through to help save the damn world and by the end of it, all he’ll get is a medal and a pat on
i should go to bed but i really don’t want to and i especially don’t want to have to wake up tomorrow
Most to Least likely to have great memory
shawnphunters: I never want to be with anyone else.
loremipsumfandom: fauxkaren: quantumblog: trying-to-resonate-concrete: Dear STFU-Moffat and associates, From now on, I insist you describe Steven Moffat as “Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat.” Just to make sure you’re being fair. Emmy-award
robotsatthedisco: averagefairy: i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready you become the miniboss
stkidd: click here to take the mbti type test! full size chart here.
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Addicted to red herrings
lareinecersei: animatedamerican: maisiewilliams: maisiewilliams: on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent
omgrwby: There needs to be a scene in RWBY where team rwby is waiting on yang to get something before they head out and one of them says “Jeeze, what’s taking yang xiao long?” “I guess we just have to Yang in there till she gets here.”
delvg: Shout out to @jen-iii for literally finding all the articles we needed to read for our final on freaking google since she never bought the stinking english book
lululich: if tumblr shuts down feel free to follow me down into my cellar, i have some delicious wines and meads down there id like my mutuals to try. Is that you Montresor?
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“oh dash, why wont u ever draw wr or bb? why dont u like it?”well, dear imaginary but based on actual received questions questioner, bc of some things like this(im not sure why i still get a little upset anymore. yeah yeah of course they belong to
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Have to be accompanied by my lover or some other male any time I go out to buy something in public, even when I have to be in the store for less than five minutes, I avoid going alone for fear of being sexually/verbally harassed by males. And it seems
that feel when you’re a full time chemistry student and sometimes you have to cover up the dark circles around your eyes w light eyeshadow in order to not look like a walking zombie
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