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blk0912: boredandmoist: This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal. Today, I just got the keys to my first house. Give it time. Needed this today
melissasdirtydiary: I got the nanny cam years ago when we had to make sure our babysitter wasn’t doing things she shouldn’t have. It’s been years since then and I had to get it out to make sure our house cleaner wasn’t stealing from us. Imagine
yungnreadyfreakkidd: akimsniff: NEVER FORGET WHAT HE WAS DOING BEFORE HE GOT THE CAUCASIAN HOUSE 😂😂😂😂😂 Joanne 😂😍
sexgamemorethanamazing: islandguy242: #oral #dicksucking #swallow #mouthaction My pretty ass son slobing on my knob real quick while everybody is in the house. Man if we got caught I don’t know how I’m gonna explain this there’s no way!! But
aintnobodygottime4datshit: curiouslymistook: healthycomfyhappy: blk0912: boredandmoist: This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal. Today, I just got the keys to my first house. Give it time. Needed this today when you hear people
curiouslymistook: healthycomfyhappy: blk0912: boredandmoist: This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal. Today, I just got the keys to my first house. Give it time. Needed this today when you hear people preach that it gets better,
she-got-the-jazz: ashleighsharmaine: yayornae: ashleighsharmaine: trynagetityabish: ashleighsharmaine: lilwater: ashleighsharmaine: lilwater: ashleighsharmaine: House Party Doug 🎨 Inquiries: AshleighSharmaine@gmail.com I’m dying. I love
modernbeautyaddict: bluv313: guttaman609: blackrosemafia: Mafioso Brick house I concur! Know she got the juice! 😍😍
pascun: someone please come pick me up and drive around all night with me just listening to music and talking about life Gas too expensive, sorry. I got a nice sound system in the house, tho
random-chubby-curves: My only day off! I got to sleep in! Now, I’ll sit around for a couple hours before I have to get up and clean the house! :) Adorable!
daddys-fucktoys: How your mom got the bus driver to drop you off at your house.
random-chubby-curves: My only day off! I got to sleep in! Now, I’ll sit around for a couple hours before I have to get up and clean the house! :)
uncensoredpleasure: “He told me to make myself at home if I got here before he did. He said you’d know to be a good host, so how about you bring me a cold one before your boy gets here and I kick you out to fuck him all over the house?”
thepsychoticallyreckless:I kept letting him in the house and grandma got mad at me
melanieteensoles: Got a lot done today! Just hanging at the house! Having a good day off! ❤️😁😇
rlyhigh: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found
myhotwife0523: Got caught cleaning the house last night in just my panties and a T-shirt.
solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove
octopus-ahoy: octopus-ahoy: so my sim’s a stylist and I got this request um HDASJFNJABA I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN WHEN I ENTERED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED GUYS IM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW OMG I DONT WANT TO PLAY SIMS EVER AGAIN
aussiepukepainpisspigs: What did i fucking say about mouthing off to me.What did i say about dinner being ready when i got home.What did i say about the house always being tidy.You made me FUCKING REPEAT MYSELF, I hate repeating myself.Do i have to tell
pettyspaghetti: Hanging around the house and got bored
inpraiseofallblackmen: This entire time she’s thinking “If it got out how much I crave Black Cock I’d loose everything - divorce, the house, being asked to leave my white-privileged women’s club, let me just enjoy tonight and push those other
thatshowyoufeel: vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top
forc3fullandinc3st: I knew my wife had a daughter and that she disliked me. However, when we got married and i moved in with her, she began giving me some serious attitude, and it wouldent do.When my wife left the house for work, i decided i would teach
toastyhat: shoulderkeyroyalty: legolas-the-house-elf: fuks: holy f IVE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ANF MY PARENTS RAN UPSTAIRS THINKING I GOT HURT DNDBJSJDBT omd
lastlips: lastlips: Today self care looked like this. I’m so thankful for Sky. She always forces me to get up and out of the house even if i’m having an awful day. ig@christinapoku Just got home from hospital. In bed with this one. Sky is everything.
ouijaye: I wanna live in a forest pls 🌿 I got this dress months ago and I’ve wanted nothing more than to wear it out of the house and not have to wear a baggy cardigan for once so this is scary lmao, I’m learning to accept my body again after
subculturalqueer: I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.
l-laymitch: “that must be the uvula” “oh, so its a girl house”
relahvant: they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think
lillypeppermint: nightwatch-official: geekygothgirl: gorgonetta: [Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family. A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.] I never realized this until seeing
magdalenarivera: #it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’
bogleech: IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF
totally-stab-caesar: jennytrout: jennytrout: magdalenarivera: #it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’ #Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should
running-away-into-john: This jag was the first guitar he bought after all John’s instruments perished in a house fire.
adamhxnn: princess-fellatio: remember-when-we: geometricpoop: descentintotyranny: postracialcomments: crownprince81: nathantrumpet: Here is the video proof of my previous post about this officer forcing his way into my moms house (without legal
lordeella: Lorde performing at the Peabody Opera House. Photo by Angela Vincent.
veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD. I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK. IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE
im takin back the word friendzone it mean at ya homie house!!!!
babeimgonnaleaveu: Houses Of The Holy Outtakes, 1973. Photos by Aubrey Powell.
yiffmountain: idea for new reality show called “steal your dog” basically i go into people’s houses who arent nice to their dogs and i fucking steal the dog
berryhudson: why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
seabelle: I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch
laughhard: Whenever I go to parties at big fancy houses, I origami the TP so other guests are like “Are you f-ing kidding me?”
lillypeppermint:nightwatch-official: geekygothgirl: gorgonetta: [Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family. A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.] I never realized this until seeing
helioscentrifuge: sophienorthcott: chlorinda: potential-and-difference: shmiling: n0thingleftinside: fuckyeahprisoninmates: Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while
bunnyharlow:lillypeppermint:nightwatch-official:geekygothgirl: gorgonetta: [Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family. A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.] I never realized this
sixpenceee: This person was exploring an old house, when he came across this on the stairs.
snorlaxatives:i will never be impressed by anything the jenner girls do… they’ve been handed literally everything to them… i saw a twitter post that was like “kylie jenner just bought a Ū.7 million house. what were YOU doing when you were 17?”
vinesnow:when the teacher call yo house and start lying - more vines
baruyon:orpheusturners:BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE
livingthereinaflower:“John Frusciante’s house is much like his head. Both are almost entirely devoted to music. In Frusciante’s living room, floor-to-ceiling cabinets are filled with vinyl albums; narrow paths have been plowed through the overflow
soundsof71:Houses of the Holy: Giants Causeway, Northern Ireland.
spunhk:the cutest sweater & wallpaper at my grammas house :0)
niveaserrao: Cecily Strong killing it at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
tangarang: a bunch of kids are playing out side my house and they have a really intense story going on and i just heard a 6 year old say, panting, in pretend agony “I should have killed you when i had the chance”
spokojstvo: beehotel:look how cute n dreamy the colors in this house are though… .
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