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sensualhumiliation: What would you do with this?, if you find her like that surprisely… (via sensualhumiliation)
Mr. Crude got a surprise when he walked into the men’s room.“What the heck are you doing in here, Liz?”Liz grinned as she turned to look at him. “I thought I’d see if I could pee like a man.”“And?” he asked.“So far, I’m just making
goodtimes19: Mr. Crude had a surprise waiting for him in his car.“I thought you might like some company on your ride home,” said Niece. “I know you are afraid to get a blow job while driving, but how do you feel about fingering a warm, wet pussy?
When Mr. Crude arrived at Lexi’s house to tutor her, he was pleasantly surprised by her outfit.Smiling he asked, “Do you think we’re going to get much studying done with you dressed like that?”Lexi grinned and said, “I can
milfman51: “Ooh…Daddy wh…what are you doing?”“Sshh…we’re just cuddling, babygirl. Just relax.”“It’s…ngh…it’s okay, Daddy. I like it. OOOoooooh…”“Ooh…babygirl, you are full of surprises.”
dingdongyouarewrong: aphtomatogang: aph-wyonegonic: bunny-banana: why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well? like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ??
swagmon3y: The fact that kids actually ask to be dropped off around the corner is so surprising, cause like if my mom could honestly drop me off right at my locker, i would get her to do it.
otteroflore: aph-wyonegonic: bunny-banana: why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well? like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ?? penis people #tell
chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
daddyandhisprincess-6979: You drive me mad princess but I know you never stop doing it. Nothing like a surprise pic to make my cock hard when your out reach.
funwithraunch: barebackstation: Do you like big surprises!? Enjoy it! Love em!
svrcastic: i get pleasantly surprised when a friend randomly decides to give me cute nicknames or call me by a shorter version of my name, like it makes me so happy u consider us close enough friends to do that… thank u friend
thingssthatmakemewet:mossyoakmaster:Y’all, get yourself someone to surprises you when you get home from a bad day like this! She’s amazing and does so much for meAww I gotchu honey! I’ll always do what I can to help make your day better 🥰😘💖
asleepylioness: Hi Lioness! This is my first time submitting to you and I’m honestly a bit surprised about that, but I love what you do and you seem like the sweetest person. I saw that your theme today was water and I thought about the bathtub and
scarlett-cookie: Please don’t tell me when you’re going to cum. I want it to be a surprise. I promise I’ll take it all like a good girl God damn! I want a girl that can do this.
nkqwb64: joj47kt: Anna Nystrom instagram model / insta girl / fitness model Do you like my blog handsome stranger?? ;) then surprise me by helping pay my bills by donating here Support Me on Ko-fi its easy and fast! i love you all ;)
haloalkane: it still surprises me when students make fun of others for reading and studying like how the fuck do you plan on graduating without reading you imbecile
bunny-banana: why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts vagina peope as well? like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steal ??? diamonds ??
daughterofaphrodite828: Notes from the Universe What if, you’re already doing everything right, even though you’re not sure?And the surprises along the way have only sped things up, even though it felt like they slowed you down?And all that you want
fishingboatproceeds: I am thrilled that so many people have shared this quote, but I do wish I looked a bit less like a surprised toothless penguin in that third picture.
milfman51: “Ooh…Daddy wh…what are you doing?” “Sshh…we’re just cuddling, babygirl. Just relax.” “It’s…ngh…it’s okay, Daddy. I like it. OOOoooooh…” “Ooh…babygirl, you are full of surprises.”
it be like that sometimes. Don’t even be surprised when someones wants to leave. Cant do much be accept it and live on as possible
subblackgurl: On those occasions I am allowed to sit on the furniture , I have to keep my knees apart; to close or cross my legs would be regarded as antisocial by Master. Like so much that I do it is surprising how quickly something that is difficult
buttboyfordaddies: Don’t be scared, you’d be surprised how many men would react in a favorable way! ejectingourlittlemen: stuff like this scares me irl, i wanna do this badly, but scared i might get a boner (via godsnmonsters-deactivated201008)
ms-curves: pinkcorsetgirl2: OK, it’s not a corset, but boy do I like it! This one also surprises me. I am not generally a fan of retro lingerie… let alone retro shapewear… but there is something kind of cool about the look here. Not wish list
fallingforthe1975: Medicine // The 1975 // Zane Lowe & BBC Radio 1’s Rescore of Drive yes, the song medicine alone is beautiful and intoxicating. and I’m not surprised with an artist like the 1975. but I really do hope people see it in the context
shit-happens-bitchachos: kotturstjarna: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime
gingerslimm: jkgrjkgr: gingerslimm: italianspack: Surprise 😍😍😍 She is both gorgeous and hung, best of both worlds I bet you like to play with that big cock wouldn’t you gingerslimm jkgrjkgr you know I would love for you to watch me do
alog4: 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 🐰さんはTwitterを使っています 「Master~ why do you look at me like that? 😳 🔁 and #Scathach will give you a surprise later 😈 https://t.co/lPm0wTFJum」 / Twitter
smokeweeedgethigh: I’m honestly surprised no bitch has a comment on here saying something like: “look, that black dog is loving on that white dog, because they do not see color, they just love each other. who knows, maybe they’re both guy dogs,
slutstain: i want a boyfriend so i can do cute couple stuff with him. like he’s got some morning wood and i wake him up with a bj. or he has a rough day at work so SURPRISE. bj. or he’s studying for a final that he has in 45 minutes but i don’t
pb81: My daughter left her door cracked a bit. I stood there for what felt like hours…. I was taken completely by surprise when she said “you don’t have to come in, daddy, but it’s perfectly ok if you do….”
clodcomplex: chrossrank: Like you can say mindful education was beautiful and all but jesus fuck if youre gonna do that beautiful musical number over something so insignificant then damn i wouldnt be surprised if they go all les miserable over steven
sexyfunandnude: wifeynikole: I thought I would return the favour……;) hope you like it. ’ www.curvalicious77@tumblr.com Yes! We love it! What a nice surprise for our inbox. Thanks for the submission! We don’t normally do this, but this
fatherdaughterincest: Well, she said that she wanted to sleep in her daddy’s bed like mommy does, so she shouldn’t have been so surprised when her daddy expected her to do the things that mommy does too.
ironwoman359: penguinlove1001: me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy* toy: *makes very loud noise* me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn’t just do that I am so glad this experience is universal
legend-of-laurel: thetenthdoctormccoy: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise there’s always google glass i’m fucking sobbing imagine you’re in bed with someone and
s-hinkai:when you’re kind of an asshole but you do something really nice once and people act so surprised about it like
atticdemos: atticdemos: Emily’s 3K Giveaway! I hit three thousand followers and I promised I’d do this so yeah here you go, surprise :) Rules/FAQ Must be following me Reblog as much as you want Likes count I will ship anywhere If you want to see
It’s kinda sad just how surprised I am when a non male/masc type interact with me on the only local kink platform. Like no matter what I do it’s truly one in a hundred. Wonder why I don’t find any hope of finding someone 🤔
raithha: i want pets when im grown up but also i do not like dealing w/ poop You’ll be surprised how much you won’t care about cleaning poop if you really love them 😊
dubyadrawing: I have yet to do any Steven Universe fan art yet which is surprising! I know jen-iii likes these two a lot!
GUESS WHO HAS ANOTHER SONG FROM THE FAV HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW HOW SURPRISED I WAS?? LIKE I KINDA ALREADY THOUGHT IT WAS A DUET BUT BETWEEN GARNET AND STEVONNIE?? HOLY FUCK
spatialheather: jemthecrystalgem: jopokepoke: best part of tonight’s episode I love how Garnet gives everyone thumbs-ups just for doing their own thing and being happy they tried to surprise her like everyone else but she just posed for the camera
nkqwb64: joj47kt: Anna Nystrominstagram model / insta girl / fitness model Do you like my blog handsome stranger?? ;) then surprise me by helping pay my bills by donating here Support Me on Ko-fi its easy and fast! i love you all ;)
reeferkitten: Giveaway includes:two bubblers pipe 12 inch pipe 4 juicy jay packs chillum grinder stash jar stash lemonade can leaf braceletpipe bracelet โ amazon gift card xtra surprise gifts c:Rules:Likes do not count as an entry. Reblog
thepowerwithin: “Rise. Take yourself to new levels. You can go much higher than you currently believe. Once you do, don’t be surprised, for you are much more capable than you likely realize.” — Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin
