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retep68: The Humbler is an excellent device to make your sub less movable. Place him on all fours so you can do what ever you like without him seeing what you’re up to. The effect of the surprise adds to the sensation of being dominated.
daintydjinn: Mercy’s Halloween Surprise. Probably the last spooky halloween themed thing I’ll do (since I’ve done like 5 or something idk). Full Res: Imgur | Mixtape Textless Version: Imgur | Mixtape
tmpls: tmpls: Me by Ryan Myers Captures Would you like to surprise me with a token of appreciation for the modeling that I do and share for free? I’d be beyond thrilled. :) currently needing panties, bras, and sweaters! Thanks for considering it!
alaisiagae: I always forget exactly what I look like and in my mind my voice and personality seem as if they belong to somebody who looks very different than I do I am always surprised when I look in the mirror
peeta-mybreadboy: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise you ask the real questions
reverseracism: widowsarrow: this is the best day of my life She admitted she does nothing y'all. She literally said “… millions of dollars for doing NOTHING”. Not like it comes to anyones surprise tho
momfacials: Mom tip #2: Wear see-through clothing to seduce your son. If he acts surprised, just say “What? I’m not naked or anything.” to calm him down. Do sexy things in front of him, like stretching, or bending over to reach something. When
yourgqdaddy: paladin-waifu: shit-happens-bitchachos: kotturstjarna: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are
wirelesspouter: Why are you all so surprised that your favorite celebrities say shitty stuff when so do all of you, regularly, without realizing it, just like everyone does
thefawnqueen: panties0n: thefawnqueen submitted: Well you do know how to surprise me, the first one alone made me jaw drop but then you boobs look amazing, love this picture thank you :D x haha glad you liked it ^.^
margadita: 2008 German Playboy Cover…. I really like this. Perhaps not in your collection yet ( though that would surprise me ). Cheers ! MargaDita: It’s a gorgeous photo of her, is it not? :) When you say collection do you mean on Tumblr or real
lycoteuthis: learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”
harleylovegood: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise I take mine off….all i can see is the pussy. Lmfao Harley though
Have you ever met someone who makes you want to do cute shit, like send them flowers at work, surprise them with lunch, pick apples and make homemade cider? Yeah.
reeferkitten: Giveaway includes: two bubblers pipe 12 inch pipe 4 juicy jay packs chillum grinder stash jar stash lemonade can leaf bracelet pipe bracelet โ amazon gift card xtra surprise gifts c: Rules: Likes do not count as an
awwww-cute: those big do eyes, looks like the camera surprised her
dingdongyouarewrong: aphtomatogang: aph-wyonegonic: bunny-banana: why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well? like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ??
missjia: Bey-ond sick of you @beyonce. Do you not realize that Christmas is like….a little bit after this release? OF COURSE YOU DON’T. Wanna know how I know this? Because you did this EXACT SAME THING LAST YEAR WHEN YOU DROPPED THAT SURPRISE ALBUM
atticdemos: atticdemos: Emily’s 3K Giveaway! I hit three thousand followers and I promised I’d do this so yeah here you go, surprise :) Rules/FAQ Must be following me Reblog as much as you want Likes count I will ship anywhere If you want to see
aph-wyonegonic: bunny-banana: why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well? like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ?? penis people
thecuriousinferno: titty-sona: titty-sona: Do you know how surprisingly hard it is to find newer anime where the girls are over 18 I don’t like that. Everyday this post becomes more relevant
wellpoopstoyou: Today I went to my local Walmart because I needed tupperware to transport my now three betta splendens to college in.I went to the fish aisle, like I always do, and prepared for hell as I walked in. To no one’s surprise, we found the
honourcall: lightningarmour: entertainmentweekly: Surprise! Here’s the trailer for J.J. Abrams’ secret Cloverfield follow-up Holy fuck, how do you keep something like this a secret? JOHN FUCKING YABBA DABBA DOO GOODMAN!!!!!
penguinlove1001: me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy* toy: *makes very loud noise* me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn’t just do that
svrcastic: i get pleasantly surprised when a friend randomly decides to give me cute nicknames or call me by a shorter version of my name, like it makes me so happy u consider us close enough friends to do that… thank u friend
spacepsychologist: radiantvii: anakintrashblog: no but this actually makes me laugh so hard?? like can you imagine?? I need to add this here really quick: I’m surprised everyone didn’t do this though??!?!
suiton00nsfwdrawings: Young Justice: A reason to be fast This is the big surprise i have for you all XD this is one of my favorite colorings XD i hope you like it, this is the second fan art i do inspired in the first episode of young justiceUpdate:There
hawberries: “i feel like i’m forgetting something really important”[a drawing of roxas kneeling on the ground with shards of light floating around him. he is posed as if he should be holding someone. he’s crying, yet looks surprised to be doing
tailscore: kodah-smith-the-husky: tailscore: who wants to destroy me I guess that depends, do you mean sexually or like smashing your head in? surprise me
actionables: battlescarscoverherarms: actionables: Are we really surprised by what the police is doing today, when things like this happened in the past? A 14 year old boy was arrested, trialed and executed in less than 3 months in 1944, and the only
chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
redetoeatpussy: 05.13.05 - Do you “Welcome Surprises” like this ??? If I only could …..
panther78: closeddoorsofmymind: Please do! I always like photo surprises!
aphtomatogang: aph-wyonegonic: bunny-banana: why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well? like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ?? penis people Yeah
withmyheartwideopen: littlebitsoflust: lycoteuthis: learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck” Idk. I have one that I think has
iriscosplay: Surprised harley! by Scarlett-QuinnJoin us on Facebook Do You Like Cosplay Babes?
nezumis-magical-cockasaurus: relenita: askyullenezushi: “Wh-when did someone get this picture?” Feisty Kittens! I like it! Little do those four know, I have /people/ to get pictures of these things. Tim can work an actual camera surprisingly
shit-happens-bitchachos: kotturstjarna: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime
saya-song: Bald Pussy Squirt in Fishnets with Dirty Talk I show off my tight little body, rub my pussy and fuck myself with my glass dildo while I talk dirty to you and tell you what I’d like you to do to me. BIG squirt at the end that surprises
chucky257:Met this guy a few years ago, quick hook up, good cocksucker, nice ass to fuck. Chatted about our fantasies, what we like. Found out he’s a big exhib, and told him I was looking to do a bondage photoshoot. To my surprise, he was very interested
whitehotwivestuff: True Story: I’m always surprised by what my wife is willing to do, and have done to her, when she has a blindfold on. It’s almost like a superhero mask. By day, she’s a mild-mannered housewife. But by night with her blindfold
hotjuicykat:Hubby has a friend coming to visit next month from out of town. They like to hangout, have drinks, and watch football. I want to surprise them by walking around the house in something sexy. Do you think this dress with a pair of sexy heels
s-hinkai: when you’re kind of an asshole but you do something really nice once and people act so surprised about it like
lesbilicious: Things I like to do No. 134 Creep up behind and surprise my niece after she’s had a shower
girlsbetterthanpornstar: Lucy-cat German girl one of the best amateur you could find on the net,she shoot her video like a pro similar to a mofos POV production,She can do anything anal,solo,blowjob,lesbian,public fuck and more that can surprise you
magsama: Surprise! I’ve started a mini comic with Solitaire and Twilly here, should be about 4 pages long, if you guys enjoy this stuff please be sure to check out my patreon to support me doing stuff like this. Patrons get to see pages much earlier
swagmon3y: The fact that kids actually ask to be dropped off around the corner is so surprising, cause like if my mom could honestly drop me off right at my locker, i would get her to do it.
humorous: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
mas-alexander:tipsy-on-a-monday:mas-alexander:What do y’all think of my pride flag?I like it a lot Turn up your brightness for a surprise 😏
bullgrunt: squaddie5852995: When you are writhing about like this, sweaty muscular bodies in tight lycra, it’s surprising that more wrestlers don’t get hard-ons (woodies) When I wrestle I DO get a bone most times
ftwaynewaitress: stew957: heu53: scheibenwaschanlage That should get that mark off the screen If you get caught cheating on a girl don’t be surprised when you catch her doing crazy shit like pissing on your car, she’s just a little upset
