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jamesjosephparsons: popeyeschicken: do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself oh my god
unclemikesback: It was the kid’s 18th birthday!! Dad asked the kid what he wanted most for his special day as he ate his pussy the night before. “Ughhh, fuck that feels good Dad!….I think I want to spend the day fucking with you and Uncle Mike.
ipostbadboyz: Straight guy talks about getting his ass ate. Everyone should experience it. Lol.
marriedlust35: T - Date night started sexy watching her get dressed and then staring at her sexy legs all night as we ate and danced and had fun. Back at the hotel she lifted up her dress and let me play. Once she got on top of me it was all over. The
Tumblr ate my response, but it was tumblr-user patalaa (I think, I wasn’t really planning on the message disappearing and so didn’t memorize the URL. If that isn’t the URL of the person who messaged us, please alert us so we can correct
the-shy-fa:plumpprince: How many burgers is too many burgers I just ate 8 and im still hungry I think you have to go past 15 before you have to start worrying about it being too many. “Too many”? What is this “too many” you
fascinatedds replied to your photoset “This is what I had for dinner today. A 3 pound cheeseburger. I ate…”Better stop by again if they keep giving you free burgers!I’ve done it three times already, I have a feeling they’ll probably
gato-loco reblogged your photoset:Earlier, at a buffet, I ate about 28 slices of… Brother, do you ever look like you overdid it. You need a firm chaser’s hand to massage that belly and relieve the aching. Belly rubs would be a huge help right
cruelteenagers: @ everyone who went through a period of having no friends, who ate alone, who had a point in their life where they were too embarrassed to tell their parents they had no one to play with after school: I love you. I know it hurts and I
itwashotwestayedinthewater: mildlyirritatedcephalopod: If I ate a gummy bear and it crunched, I’d be worried. me? i’d be dead.
wcjobber: sharkchunks: metal-rican: ghostoflalonde: So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves….. +3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead. So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.
veryhappyturtle: yearning-for-silence: jinta: I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry. ate** nobody says eated I’m
tymorrowland:tymorrowland:the fat side of tumblr is really fucking triggering to me because they post guys with slight bellies who look like they just ate one (1) good meal and call them fatties or pigs or really demeaning shit and it brings back middle
spoilt-feedee:skipperafterdark:seeing food labeled as “4 servings” or “feeds 2-3 people” and thinking….or, I could just coax my feedee to eat it all in one servingNot to flex but I’ve ate something meant for eight people once Family
thealphapigeon:thealphapigeon:thealphapigeon:Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear
sumisa-lily:I just ate tacos that were so amazing, I don’t care if anyone I’m dating ever texts me back. Yep. It happens. Giddy taco oblivion. Or maybe that’s the tequila…
alphabitches: My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
thecapn: can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine
lalalana13: camdamage: Seriously though the consistent concern about my weight on here is getting old. Last week I ate an entire pizza. By myself. In under an hour. Leave me alone. It would be super if people just reversed the comment on themselves,
zigarek: buggybee: Hello? Ziggy? Are you down there? I’m sorry the chaise ate you! (flippin’ greedy hungry chair!) Hellooooo? zigarek? Will it regurgitate you???? 😰 Bee buggybee , me, gobbled and swallowed by a sofa? Now that would be
noodlesandbeef: On our last night at the boutique hotel, big pup surprised me with a wonderful candlelit dinner overlooking the beach. It was so warm I ate dinner shirtless.Ceviche, grilled octopus, and some white fish I could not identify. Absolutely
isuroqs: All I want in life Come on, it’s 2018! Where are the men who would let me watch Netflix shows and eat a large pizza while he ate my ass?
silver-the-little-monster: bellah-doesnt-know: I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better I wonder how many people don’t get this But I could never forget Why couldn’t six be with nine? Because seven ATE nine!
pencil-rebagels: re-post cause tumblr ate the post and i cant find it no more
deargreyh0und: greyhoundsowner: At every meal, greyhound eats her food paste from her dog bowl in her chains. The other day I thought I’d make it more interesting and instruct her to fuck her ass while she ate. Here’s a clip of that.You can see
buzz-amy-lightyear:folkman86: neilnevins: I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal. Fuck us good Babe
uncensoredpleasure: “Ran into my ex on the beach, babe. Fuck, I forgot how sweet his ass tastes, I just had to take him right there.” You watched in amazement as your boy’s ex sat on his face and he ate him out like it was his last meal on Earth.
driftingthroughtheskies: everreader: ding0-ate-my-baby-crazy: mark-pellegrino-is-my-king: OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S BACK.FOREVER REBLOG. I will ALWAYS reblog this. No matter what. Kripked There needs to be an updated version for seasons 7-9
in-ap-pro-pri-ate: alfacapple: ediebrit: this video saved my life “if you’re a man at night you gotta be a man in the morning” Yo she is DYING. I love it
churosu: IT’S A WARM BODIES AU ok so sousuke ate haru… so he gained all of haru’s memories. then when he finds mako, he is compelled to protect the poor baby I FEEL TERRIBLE P.S. when your art style doesn’t fit what you want to draw (ノ T
sixpenceee: This picture was taken by photographer James Synder. He says “This is a Cuban tree frog on a tree in my backyard in southern Florida. How and why he ate this light is a mystery. It should be noted that at the time I was taking this photo,
In case you’re curious about my highly glamorous lifestyle, it’s 7:30 AM and I just ate leftover mac and cheese with two coffee stirrers used as chop sticks because I had insomnia and mac and cheese but not a fork in my hotel room.
likesdads: baerials: likesdads: when bae says he ate pineapple today but then u realize he’s a damn liar Y’all know pineapple and fruit and stuff only affects your load after a couple days right, it’s not immediate, to get a consistent effect
sexygoober: mcflyver: gaining-lady-x: ray3045: So sexy. *want* Wow I just love when a girl has a dysproportionately big belly. I’m sure this isn’t how the anatomy works, but it’s almost cartoonish, like if she just ate a ton.
gutlover1: “I’m sorry, I can’t go to the beach right now. I have to sit here. I ate so many pancakes at the breakfast buffet I’m in pain & can’t move.” No worries. Maybe some protein will balance it out. I’ll run down and get
dcboy32: I want my ass ate but im picky as fuck on who to let do it tho
gooddickandcash: mrdiscretion: jerome-bluja41: justarawfreak: Love this vid good raw dick n ass Damn, I’d love for him to top me…it feels so good to have ur azz ate right after being fucked This a oldie but goodie. Damnnnnnn
flextrovert: gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him. I live for this post “Do what you must, for I have already won.”
