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sexhaver: coolboyclub: Don’t trust white boys named Hunter my best friend in pre-k was a white kid named Hunter and one time i invited him over to my house and gave him an ice cream sandwich and he ate it without even unwrapping it, paper and all
yobootyassgirl: thecommonchick: “where did all your money go?“ i’m either wearing it, or i ate it. basically
dietcrush: my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
helloitsbees: delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if
squided: I have eaten sand before because I was in a cave and the tour guide guy said the sand was edible so I ate it but like I never found such thing as “edible cave sand” online so I think it was probably just normal sand but I’m still not quite
dan-mcneely:ok i know the two arent actually connected but today on my lunch i got all my coworkers in a heated debate on weather or not prepared horseradish was a vegan chowder if you ate it with a spoon and then when it was time to go back in my boss
i-ate-victor-hugos-brain:social engineering really does have us at each other’s throats for the stupidest shit yet billions of people can’t see it
thecommonchick: “where did all your money go?“ i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.
cruelteenagers: @ everyone who went through a period of having no friends, who ate alone, who had a point in their life where they were too embarrassed to tell their parents they had no one to play with after school: I love you. I know it hurts and I
spn-fandom-breathing-heavily: ihavewaytoomanyfeels: its-always-funnier-in-enochian: this is it this is the exact moment i sold my soul to this show and the pilot wasn’t even over yet do you see our problem that smile took my soul and ate it.
pizza: pizza: why did the hipster burn herself on the slice of pizza bcos she ate it before it was cool
intolrant: I don’t know but it had sweet meatballs and tendon in an anchovy-anise broth and was good. So I ate it. Sometimes I just throw things in a pot and pray.
fxturewars: You say you ain’t eat it, you ate it though ~ Spoil me ~ Treat me ~ Buy my porn ~ Wishlist ~ (Do not delete caption)
so thanksgiving didn’t suck completely. black people came and they had sweet potatoes. also…is it normal for white people to have rice for thanksgiving? it was wild rice…but i’ve never had that before for a holiday.
ugh so i just went downstairs in the dark so i could get more beverage for my vodka and theres fucking HAIR OIL on the ground and i almost ate shit and got ginger ale in my hair. what the fuck!?!?!?!?
scramblessama: frosted-legs: Android 21 enjoying a sweet treat that kept on giving after she ate it. I’m not sure she’ll ever want more candy unless it gives her more of this result. Done on stream. 👀
delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that
therukurals: Look at how I bodied that, ate it up and gave it back
nickcaveyaoi: imagine being pen pals with a bear“TODAY I CAUGHT A SALMON N I ATE IT. IT GOOD. A BEE STUNG ME. MADE ME SAD. HOW ARE YOU.”
juseatthedamncake: johnsonxoxo:savvyifyanasty: > yooo I need some ass😔 he ate it too good Filthy! Love it! www.JUSEATTHEDAMNCAKe.tumblr.COM
fuckyeahdementia: found it. ate it.
numberone-stunner: thecommonchick: “where did all your money go?“ i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.
delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how
thewanderingapothecary: thecommonchick: “where did all your money go?“ i’m either wearing it, or i ate it. AMEN
bitchycode: “where did all your money go?” i’m either wearing it or i ate it
rory-amelia: one time i was out for sushi with a friend and she never had it before and i told her the wasabi was mint ice cream and she ate it all at once and then stood up in the middle of the restaurant and started screaming
kourtnian: dietcrush: my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years Praise
prettyboyshyflizzy: partynextshore: thevoodoo-youdo: lyjerria: andygq11:FUCK COPS CLOWN TF OUTTA THEM Hold on! Never is that Ab-Soul and Joey Bada$$! 😹😂😂 Yo Issa Gold told the cops his roll of acid was candy, ate it all to prove it and
bde0001: Fucked it, ate it… So-so.
reina-oscura:Look at how I bodied that, ate it up and gave it back 😜
