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jennifermatarese: myniamh: pluckypalaeontologist: sonneillonv: XD That last one, OMG THAT IS ALSO MY ANSWER TO THE CHICKEN/EGG THING AND I AM RLY ANNOYED BY IT BEING CONSIDERED A “DEBATE” LIKE DUH DUH YES. EGGS EXISTED LOOOOOONG BEFORE CHICKENS
ireallyhatecornnuts: schim: chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/ And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year
hazama-itsuru: noinkplease: chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of Reddit And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a
unbornation: edoasd: chels-snape: bullets-embrace: tickle-me-misha: lanuitdecastiel: i-am-a-panda-bear-deal-with-it: cchristiner: OMG. I FOUND IT MY LIFE IS FINALLY COMPLETE. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS OMG THE LEGENDARY BLACK MAN/CHICKEN
spudsworth: chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/ And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now. QUICK EGG
twittterpatted: i got chicken, popcorn and berries instead of froyo. cause im home alone on a friday night so obviously i went grocery shopping and now am going to spend my time eating in bed. and sitting on the internet being lonely. also braless boobs
bakedhoney: Robot Chicken, a bowl then bed. Yes my dears, I watch Comedy Central, football, basketball & baseball, smoke shit loads of weed, can drink you under the table, play video games, act like a dork because I am one, I do a few other things
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Hell yeah I am packing all the ass you think I am. Being a BBW, I know how to suck and fuck, well. Skinny sluts tease you stupid boys. Me, I like to get your cock after they tease you all day suckers. Suck your dick like a chicken leg, and make
really though the stitches are the dissolving kind and they’re kinda soft now and then they’re tied a bit further up from where my cuts are, AND SO THEY SERIOUSLY FEEL LIKE CHICKEN STUCK IN MY TEETH ugh i am gonna have to keep that in mind
supernovasilence:girilla-warfare:stuffmikeclicked: thenatsdorf: What a bald eagle sounds like. (via aefeagles) I for one am sick of movies dubbing over these giant squeaky toys with red-tailed hawks The screaming freedom chicken is honestly a mood
I am playing a game of chicken with the law...
grophland: #FOOD I HAVE… UNDERESTIMATED HOW MUCH I WANT TO EAT LIVER AND AM RAPIDLY RUNNING OUT. I EAT LIVER EVERY DAY. I ONLY BOUGHT 1 POUND OF CHICKEN LIVERS TO LAST ME THE WEEK… WHEN I RUN OUT I WILL HAVE TO TURN TO ORGAN HARVESTING FOR MY FIX
communistbakery: tangletots: ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets im the girl on the counter rageomega
lovemilkbun: Happy Bar Mitzvah to Reapersun! It was a classy night and I loved the Star Trek TOS theme. I’m only sorry that everyone just wore a uniform shirt instead of fully committing with a bowl cut like I did. I was happy to celebrate your night
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swolizard: tangletots: ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets this is not the fish fillet I was asking for can I please speak with a manager japanese do pornos on a whole nother plane of existence.
I can post my nudes to tumblr, but I am too much of a chicken to turn around in the student center t tell a boy that his piano playing was beautiful. Wow, I’m a wimp.
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pizza: amoying: amoying: SHOULD I HAVE CHICKEN NUGGETS OR MINI PIZZA FOR DINNER OR REGULAR SIZED PIZZA????? i am the future it was you
ravkan: equalistmako: ravkan: equalistmako: I JUST GOT ALL FLUSTERED AND FORGOT HOW TO PRONOUNCE WORDS AND ENDED UP ORDERING A “CHICKEN QUESADILDO” “heres ur order m’am” the fact that you can look at “dildo” and think “armadillo“
sirlightbulb: sirlightbulb: This dude just walked into mcdonalds with a case of beer in hand and yelled “Where the fuck am I?” Update: this dude just ordered 100 chicken nuggets. He is officially my idol.
chickenly: chickenly: birds, with arms HELLO I am very sorry for this shameless self-advertising but I have just released NEW AND IMPROVED t-shirt designs for these! BOTH of the designs can be found on my Redbubble!SwanRobinSwan sans wordsThanks so much
wiltkingart:i am rotating him in my mind like a rotisserie chicken
Killgar’s Reward - Starbarians Fan Art - Teaser Chicken! Ham! Thank you ma'am! :)Check the full GIF on Newgrounds.Teaser for the fan art of Harry Partridge’s Starbarians. . Collab with Plebs, who turned my sketch in the sexy animated GIF.
chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/ And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now. QUICK EGG IN UR RAMEN
jackismechajesus: Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it’s not the way she does it. From now on, every time I fold a towel, I am going to make it
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni
fallingforkonoha: just-shower-thoughts: When I make fried chicken, I am rubbing a corpse with the embryos of its own offspring. Most eggs are not fertilised, so you’re rubbing a corpse with its own period
naughty-neo: darktenshikage6: gravityfallsrockz: Dexter’s Laboratory Johnny Bravo Cow and Chicken I am Weasel The Powerpuff Girls 1998 Ed Edd n Eddy Mike Lu and Og Courage the Cowardly Dog Sheep in the Big City Time Squad Samurai
ac-130s: i am shooting the chicken, because we were losing. so don’t tell me i was losing. ^_^
luka-brasi: sauvamente: succ-my-pandas-dick: pr1nceshawn: People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken” When their stomachs and their assholes start doing the Harlem Shake they’ll learn Whole bunch of dummies
chicken-nuggets-galore: sup-nina: disachieve: mes-songes: I am never going to understand how someone can be as perfect as her. she cannot be human eyebrow game: BROKE THE SCALE Fucking idol holy shit goals
i-am-mishafuckingcollins: taracynara: doctordonna10: qthewetsprocket: dixie-chicken: but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines …without laughing. LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE This post doesn’t show up on my dash
the past is what makes the future 🍓🍓🍓
sodamnvexed: uponsorrowfuleyes: weloveshortvideos: A chicken sneezing… That is all I AM DYING My chickens don’t sound like that when they sneeze T-T One of mine did… the rest just sounded like little toots of air o.o
phantomdoodler: phantomdoodler: wHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CHICKEN I posted this during the blackout and I am still wondering what happened to the chicken
carmilla-lolstein: In honor of the Carmillapocalypse, here’s a sketch of the Hollstein kiss I did ages ago but never posted because I am a huge chicken I never got around to itBuckle up, Creampuffs!
onlyblackgirl: humansofcolor: bishopmyles: rosa-aint-sit-n-back-4-nu-blk: I am crying. Hit a black mama if you want to… THE JUMP LOL! Bruuh the damn jump
shukamu: lascocks: yokhakidfiasco: thedeadhand: general-winky: WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW what the actual fuck This is actually pretty cool I love how it undercuts the creepy with cute shit hahaa omg is that chicken
memorycycle:memorycycle:thank you sun for growing the grain that fed the chicken that i am eating today and thank you house for letting me sleep in your womb and pee in your mouthjealous of my relationship with her
the-orphic-mr-awesomer: cosmic-kidd: made chicken nuggets, turns out there’s no barbecue sauce, what the fuck am i suppose to dip my nuggets in?!?! luscious-loudmouth PANDA
iwillmindfuckyou: I AM FUCKING HOWLING THIS WAS A REAL RESPONSE KIM KARDASHIAN HERSELF APPROVED SHE PROBABLY WEBT INTO A MEETING WITH THE APP DEVELOPERS AND DISCUSSED RESPONSES AND CHICKEN BUTT MADE THE CUT. CHICKEN.BUTT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
i-am-not-anon: shiftythrifting: Found last summer at the Big Chicken Barn in Ellsworth, Maine by Desi Best thing left in the tags
fuckyoufee: itsnicholasfraser: When it’s time to wake up but your bed isn’t having it Me, getting my baby up for school, before the gotdamn rooster up and the chickens need to be fed, and i just went to bed an hour earlier….wtf 8 am look like?
gravityfallsrockz: Dexter’s LaboratoryJohnny Bravo Cow and Chicken I am Weasel The Powerpuff Girls 1998Ed Edd n Eddy Mike Lu and Og Courage the Cowardly Dog Sheep in the Big City Time Squad Samurai Jack Robot Jones Codename Kids Next Door Billy
phoenixcreys: I am going to want updates on this fluffy chicken. First day home Birthdays School plays The first date Graduation Wedding Babies Remember us, thatsmoderatelyraven. It’s our chicken too.
amoying: amoying: SHOULD I HAVE CHICKEN NUGGETS OR MINI PIZZA FOR DINNER OR REGULAR SIZED PIZZA????? i am the future
punk-chicken-radio: rem - king of birdsi am the king of all I seemy kingdom for a voice.-ax Forgot how much I loved this one
pop-nfresh: ruby–blue: tangletots: ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets
I think I may have too many chickens… I am the crazy chicken lady of Evestonia.
ugh im so hungry, my mums making chicken & chips but its taking so long man. im so tempted to just go down the road to chicken cottage but that would involve getting out of bed into the cold and dark outside world but i am willing to do so oh the
sACHIKO WAS SO WORRIED/NERVOUS ABOUT MAKING A GOOD IMPRESSION IN FRONT OF YUMI’S PARENTS THAT SHE COULDN’T SLEEP THE PREVIOUS NIGHT IM LAUGHINGDSF hello yes i am yumi’s girlfr- I MEAN onee-sama hahaha its nice 2 meet you
