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sirlightbulb: sirlightbulb: This dude just walked into mcdonalds with a case of beer in hand and yelled “Where the fuck am I?” Update: this dude just ordered 100 chicken nuggets. He is officially my idol.
matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: transgirlnausicaa: coelacanthv: babygiinge: I do not think you know what that word means, friend. I am a feminist because I stand up for women. Not chickens. You stand up for human women, I’ll keep standing for all
Who the fuck keeps posting ab chicken wings?? I hate you guys. I cant eat these anymore, i am allergic. These are my favorite
bibliotecaria-d: pollution-of-subterranean-waters: Why am I still drawing chickens?! ChiKroken has come, as the prophecies foretold!
jackismechajesus: Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it’s not the way she does it. From now on, every time I fold a towel, I am going to make it
ireallyhatecornnuts: schim: chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/ And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year
trillgamesh: frankensokka: ireallyhatecornnuts: schim: chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/ And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am
keithsweatshop: *started my diet 2 hrs ago, did 50 pushups and 100 situps, am also feelin the burn tbh, wow i actually like chicken salad, i dont feel so heavy, ahh everybody should get on my level tbh, woo shit (squeezes stomach) them abs? ok wow this
supernovasilence:girilla-warfare:stuffmikeclicked: thenatsdorf: What a bald eagle sounds like. (via aefeagles) I for one am sick of movies dubbing over these giant squeaky toys with red-tailed hawks The screaming freedom chicken is honestly a mood
Chaos of Fair Folk
ravkan: equalistmako: ravkan: equalistmako: I JUST GOT ALL FLUSTERED AND FORGOT HOW TO PRONOUNCE WORDS AND ENDED UP ORDERING A “CHICKEN QUESADILDO” “heres ur order m’am” the fact that you can look at “dildo” and think “armadillo“
nwadadnama: dbvictoria: cranniesinmybrain: loki-on-a-cloud: Loki’s Minions part 2! I nearly spat chicken and rice soup on my laptop reading through this giftset. I has a happy I am dying laughing!!! I love the Minions! They always cheer me up.
heroinhelps: ai-hentai: roy-ality: fireball-mudflap: how starbucks was invented Robot chicken rules I am laughing so fucking hard prettvbitch you asked one time what the Starbucks logo was and I tried to explain this scene to you
anisylimon: queenoftheproccrastanation: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: transgirlnausicaa: coelacanthv: babygiinge: I do not think you know what that word means, friend. I am a feminist because I stand up for women. Not chickens. You stand up for
teachingirls2misbehave: Correct me if I am wrong, but I think I made out quite nicely this Thanksgiving. I had the best pumpkin pie ever topped with whipped cream. Breasted chicken, and sampled me some tender loins. I even sliced my own buttery buns
bring-methepizza: retarded—chicken: Am I the only one who thinks pikachu’s arms look like tits? Like, really weird boobies??
ev3rthine: Always proud and love your bump, curve and flabby bits. I ain’t a spring chicken anymore ,my body shape has changed over the years. I don’t look like my 20 years old self … and i am ok with it !!!
sassycappy87: runruubyrun: unapologetic-noises: dear god don’t let me end up like Newton That would explain why my chickens wake up at around 4:30 am IS THE SIRI THING TRUE BECAUSE I SAY SOME PRETTY RIDICULOUS SHIT TO MINE
It’s 4 in the morning and I am somehow craving some chicken alfredo…
fuckingforpleasure: Originally I wanted to take this pic with the shade open. Even though I am sure that nobody could have seen me, I chickened out. No worries mate, I’m sure you will get another chance to push yourself. Sometimes that little extra
i am so fucking hungry and until i get carne asada fries and a burrito and an horchata and chow mein and an egg roll and orange chicken and sushi and enchiladas and oh mi dios some mole and a pepsi you guys will not hear the end of it.
neyruto: if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight
marriedmasturbatrix: Q: I think about eating my own cum but after the orgasm i find it disgusting. Why is that? Pls help Q: I am sooooooo horny to drink cum for you Mistress but I have to admit I chickened out and didn’t do it when I made my little
zamaron: y'all on tumblr: killing animals is wrong open your third eye breath in the healing energies photosynthesize don’t muderize 👁🔮👁 y'all at popeyes later that day: yes ma'am let me get that chicken tender combo box with a side of dirty
