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rincentric: fencer-x: Free! season 2 final PV subs, anyone…? “I’ll take that cool expression of yours…and make it hot.” JESUS THAT LINE IS THE HOTTEST THING I HAVE HEARD FUCK ME SIDEWARDS I am holding back everything right now…I
merry christmas~ OMFG JESUS I AM CRYING that is the cutest thing tory i love youuuuuu //hyperventilates and dies
“I am not Jesus. I will not forgive.”
bitchlyps: prettylittleheartbeat: gabrieltakethewheel: hhooLLLY SHIT THIS MY SISTER, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER. MY SISTER HAS A 10,000 NOTE GIFSET ABOUT HER JESUS I AM DYING . update: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND JUST SENT HER THIS AND I’M NOT
This Church elected to draw Jesus Christ in the images of Nicholas Cage (left) and Chuck Norris (right).
not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN
dramaaddiction: “Am I dead? It feels so unfair, but since my woman can see me, I can at least say this to you before I go. Tae Gong Shil… I love you.”
onlyblackgirl: hentai-ass: bblackgoldd: I am so glad I pressed play This again lmfao whoop whoop “SEE I AINT GOT NO TIME FOR A TIC TAC, A SHAWTY LIKE ME NEEDS A BIG MAC….I WANNA SCREAM BOY, NOT GIGGLE.”
boozeet: libfems: FUCK GENDER ROLES libfems: Yes I am genderfluid on the days that I wear makeup and dresses and my hair is down I am a girl and when I wear jeans and baggy shirts and put my hair up in a beanie I am a boy This is quite possibly
princegary: YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO FORGIVE YOUR ABUSER IN ORDER TO RECOVER. YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO FORGIVE YOUR ABUSER IN ORDER TO RECOVER. YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO FORGIVE YOUR ABUSER IN ORDER TO RECOVER. YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO FORGIVE YOUR
kastana:bourbonandcherries:marsapartment: I was thinking about the movie adaptation of Interview with the Vampire and was about to make a “Here’s my review: not gay enough” meme about it, and I’m having a fucking stroke because I guess I’d
Jesus fuck…. ow. Also… am I the only person who doesn’t give a shit how flexible a woman is? Lack of flexibility impedes me penetrating them not at all…
graphcyborg: jaidefinichon: *3* IT SAYS “WOW” I AM DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RIDING A PINK TUTU POODLE, THEY DID NOT!
I’ll pretend I totally did not download Ragnarok Clicker because I wanted something RO related on my phone. I also did not stay up until 4 am poking my phone because of it. Jesus I have no self control when it comes to RO.
allieinarden: catholicsjustwannahavefun: These kinds of things make me so happy. “The fact that I often fall asleep during meditation, or while making my thanksgiving, should appall me. Well, I am not appalled; I bear in mind that little children
agentbartowski: ugh fuck my parents i asked for an apple and they got me some stupid fucking computer i am so frustrated how could they do this to me i just wanted a fucking apple i am starving jesus christ they cost like not even a dollar all they had
gringaxtears: I am very upset, yet not surprised, that this horrific story is not receiving much media coverage. A White terrorist goes on racist xenophobic attack. First, he kills a father—40 year old Jesus Manso-Perez, in front of his 18 year old
onemerryjester: narutostaph: silverwind: Previews from Matsuoka Koudai photo book - liberal, part 1 hOLY MOTHER JESUS JOSEPH EVERYONE WHO IS HOLYHOLYonemerryjester bluekarma5 fayeharuno-uchiha I AM NOT A COUGARI AM NOT A COUGAR I AM NOT A COUGAR
itsahme: swagmasterkidrauhl: ALL HAIL OUR CREATOR EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR DASH. Papa!! ^^ ALL HAIL OUR MASTER DADDY! OH GREAT OVERLORD *bows down* THANK YOU FOR CREATING 1D CENTRAL i am on my knees, oh thank you lord baby jesus I AM NOT WORTHY
agentpheelcoulson: meth-blues: copenskoal: maryj4nesideas: crystalbud: Oh my god Jesus take the whole car JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE CAR i am going to kill myself not before the heart attack does
insomniatakesover: dearness: faeries-everywhere: princechocobo: im going to cry so am i Ok we seriously need a picture of the rest of the 104th I want to see Eren and Jean having a cheer-off did i do it right
daddynoooo: fvckingkimmy: locdup22: jamesrsr: Who? Lord Jesus! I am not worthy! Who is this ❤️ Please tell me the info on her I will go watch hunger games just to see if she’s on it Jade Avia
notnumbersix: mrfantabulous123:not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY
bumfinger: missycvnt: missycvnt:I am a queen, do not deny me of that. do not treat me any less. IG: cvntxo 💯 Sweet jesus! What a heavenly body 😍
space-queer: al3cthegr8: liamdryden: itsvondell: otterwatt: rats808: a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE ohh my god jesus
ohthentic: poppypicklesticks: loubs-chanel-versace: acidmami: DADDY I just wanna play with his hair 😍😍 lord jesus i am not worthy Oh
iztac-coatl:gringaxtears:I am very upset, yet not surprised, that this horrific story is not receiving much media coverage. A White terrorist goes on racist xenophobic attack. First, he kills a father—40 year old Jesus Manso-Perez, in front of his
stephaniehawking: leroidelamontagne: stephaniehawking: people who complain about not having followers remember: jesus only had 12 followers Actually Jesus had 12 APOSTLES, and thousands of followers… i am not the bible
sith-shame-shack: sith-shame-shack: Jesus imagine how much officers and Imperial guards must hate it when the Emperor gives any command that doesn’t involve an explicit or implicit exception for Vader. Like, the Emperor is like “I am not to be disturbed
locdup22: jamesrsr: Who? Lord Jesus! I am not worthy!
jesus-juice-n-jen: on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine (anymore)
kimmaciousafterdark: Yes, yes, this is a picture of me deepthroating cock, but LOOK HOW LONG MY GODDAMN HAIR WAS!!! I am not a small person and it is covering my entire upper half and part of my ass. Jesus Christ
things that are hard to say but are entirely good to say: *i love you, i miss you, i need you. no, i am not doing okay. yes, i do need your help. this isn’t working for me. jesus, just kiss me. i am lonely. i am lost. i can’t do all of this alone
i am not what i am
katiiie-lynn:No means no, y'all. Jesus Christ. Don’t message me this dumb bullshit 😒😠I do NOT want to see anyone’s dick. I am NOT interested. I have a boyfriend (@mossyoakmaster) 💁♀️ Some dudes just don’t get it….
preciouspeterparkr: whimsicalethnographies: captainpoe: I’m sorry. NOPE the bunny ears they’re giving each other makes me so sOFT I HATE THIS AND I HATE YOU
perfectlynaturaldesires:what am I doing… he’s my brother. I shouldn’t have let him do this - he is going to be intolerable…well, that feels pretty good, this is not so bad…. Oh jesus he is hard, jesus, that felt good! That is coming from him?
a-london-gent: bbbwitched: phantomwise1744: one2havefun: togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD I don’t ever reblog things like this and I am not
44eyes: petyagencheva: no,i am not vain at all….. Oh my Jesus that’s sexy.