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itswalky: decomposinghouses: limpbizkitgifs: Fox News drives me nuts. I am going to vomit no no seriously jesus looked like this and not this
taratheslut: dumbandpretty: Jesus, she has no gag reflex. I am so jealous! Here’s the secret, ladies: She does have a gag reflex. So do I. She has learned to ignore it. To have her mind scream that she wants to gag, and not to. To trust that “my
abeardedboy: not even five minutes home i’ve already fished out my biological father’s underwear from the dirty laundry hamper in the washroom and sniffed them. jesus fucking christ, this smell is what made me who i am today. i’m home. like,
darktwinteeko: captainlonglake: high-functioningfangirl: Justice Finishing Pose by Thor & Loki (Thor the Dork World)“I am the great Saiyaman!!!” [x] [x] wtf are you two dorks doing go home i mean jesus christ [SCREAMING] NOT EVEN
alohomorashlie replied to your post: alohomorashlie replied to your post: Why am i… Jesus, that’s some really problematic teaching. And man people WONDER why students hate history? Unless you TEACH history you’re not DOING anything. No one
hatters-art: godamm fairies can’t even raise a fuckin child what us the world coming to jesus christ this rate shes not even gonna be able to read better teach her all i know, did i mention i h8 children STOP SMILING AT ME I AM EVIL, FEAR ME let me
tajmahalla: novaschaos: Bitch I want 200+ notes on my selfies 😭 I want 2 thnk god and jesus-san Why am I not loved 😖
tajmahalla: novaschaos: tajmahalla: novaschaos: Bitch I want 200+ notes on my selfies 😭 I want 2 thnk god and jesus-san Why am I not loved 😖 UZ LOVED BY ME AND DONT U FORGET IT. UZ A PUTO BUT CHU MY PUTO PAPI Ayyyyyyyybayyyyybayyyyyyyy
thatsexgirl: When M is away, I have to find some way to entertain myself…. Jesus Christ! I know I am reblogging the hell out of her tonight, but seriously, how can I not with pics like these?
dongitosdraws: Oh Jesus Christ wtf, this took me way too long that it should. But ayy, I am pleased. Not being lazy for once lol.
why am i not in bed jesus christ
wailtothethief: radgreymon: pumpkins age like white people JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
banesvoice: ohaiitsarielle: progshell: hobbitpie: If he gets deported it will be his own damn fault and not because of a twitter update jesus christ put the blame where it belongs. (but yes, I am happy now thanks for asking) NO PLEASE DON’T SEND
sourcedumal: abbiehollowdays: MAYBE THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR STILL STAR CROSSED?!! MAYBE THIS IS WHY SHONDA WOULDN’T SELL IT TO ANOTHER NETWORK?!! I AM PRAYING TO THE OLD GODS, THE NEW GODS, AND 4C JESUS THAT SEASON 1 is not the end of this show!
carryon-deducing-inthetardis: eyelikeamagpie: lucianovargasx: yue-multiblog: - Mom…. Dad… I am canadian - God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose. OH GOD IT GOT WORSE JESUS CHRIST
helloryanholmes: wailtothethief: radgreymon: pumpkins age like white people JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH I just peed a Little
221bitssmallerontheoutside: hoLY SHIT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN NOT BREATHE THIS IS TOO MUCH JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH THIS
annoyeed:jooujoou: liberallatina: bestkindofbender: cosmonauteazhun:When I try to save a friend I can’t breathe 😳😳😳 I should not be laughing at this. I’m going to hell. Omg.. lol I can’t omg I am too 😫😫😫😫 Oh Jesus my
iztac-coatl: gringaxtears: I am very upset, yet not surprised, that this horrific story is not receiving much media coverage. A White terrorist goes on racist xenophobic attack. First, he kills a father—40 year old Jesus Manso-Perez, in front of
221bitssmallerontheoutside:hoLY SHIT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN NOT BREATHE THIS IS TOO MUCH JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH THIS
foreverburnwithdignity:lovecraft-kat: zubat:221bitssmallerontheoutside: hoLY SHIT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN NOT BREATHE THIS IS TOO MUCH JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH THIS LMAOOO Lol ‘Murrica
hematight: meowvgonspengler:wait sothe gems have been on earth for over 5000 years rightdid they know jesusdid the gems meet or know of jesus around his time periodwhy am i thinking about this no probably not. they did the majority of their going around
myspringweddingkj: swevani: im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious” i AM a christian and at this point i want
ohaiitsarielle: progshell: hobbitpie: If he gets deported it will be his own damn fault and not because of a twitter update jesus christ put the blame where it belongs. (but yes, I am happy now thanks for asking) NO PLEASE DON’T SEND HIM BACK TO
sprinkhal: not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA
nachob0obs: ohaiitsarielle: progshell: hobbitpie: If he gets deported it will be his own damn fault and not because of a twitter update jesus christ put the blame where it belongs. (but yes, I am happy now thanks for asking) NO PLEASE DON’T SEND
amznfx: Check your facebook feed.. And check of this graphic is correct.. I checked and is 99% true.. #religion #jesus #conservative #republican #gop #wwjd #fuckobama #obama Not 100% true. I am a Christian and I vote Republican but I do believe in gay
the-orgasmic-seke: ohaiitsarielle: progshell: hobbitpie: If he gets deported it will be his own damn fault and not because of a twitter update jesus christ put the blame where it belongs. (but yes, I am happy now thanks for asking) NO PLEASE DON’T
flyingskybison: WHY DO I ALWAYS GET CRUSHES ON BOYS THAT IS NOT MY GOAL RIGHT NOW JESUS OFKJSDLVBIUESIDKLFJBHO;EUWILSDFKJV MY TIME WILL COME EVENTUALLY UGH WHY AM I SO BA D WITH PATINECE
iztac-coatl: gringaxtears: I am very upset, yet not surprised, that this horrific story is not receiving much media coverage. A White terrorist goes on racist xenophobic attack. First, he kills a father—40 year old Jesus Manso-Perez, in front of his
maxterbate: soundlyawake: acerulean: speaking of ellen it’s time we all remember the greatest moment of the ellen show. I almost scrolled by this. I am glad I did not. I LOVE JESUS BUT I DRINK A LITTLE
god this not-having-sex-with-whoever-i-want thing that i’m doing because i’m trying to hold back and only have sex with people i could potentially be in a relationship with is SO DIFFICULT I AM SO FRUSTRATED I NEED TO HAVE SEX JESUS CHRIST
mar-ble: maxterbate: soundlyawake: acerulean: speaking of ellen it’s time we all remember the greatest moment of the ellen show. I almost scrolled by this. I am glad I did not. I LOVE JESUS BUT I DRINK A LITTLE hahahahaha
blackbruise: jesus christ WHY AM I NOT YOU UGH UGH
seven7hheaven: helloryanholmes: wailtothethief: radgreymon: pumpkins age like white people JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH I just peed a Little sirenadivina komplexxitiesof-kwest
I am now out of Doggos Old Sport! Can we settle a compromise, Old Sport?(hattycore)jesus this is even more transcendent but i’m afraid not, my dear gatsby. this was a ruse i set up so i could see some transcendent dogs and it worked
artonelico: abakkus: abakkus: WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS NOT TWO DAYS AGO THIS WAS AT 跌K SWEET JESUS I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS
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