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Masters: Can someone please explain to me what House and Wilson are doing with those chickens ? Thirteen: They have a bet to see who can keep a chicken in the hospital the longest without getting busted by security. Masters: And why are they doing this ?
zuzuhiddles: zuzuhiddles: SO I’M SITTING WITH MY CRUSH, DOING MY HOMEWORK AT STARBUCKS WITH HIM (which is a blog I’ve been keeping to explain my experiences for this one class) WHEN HE GETS UP AND SAYS HE’S HEADING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE. I SAY GOODBYE
unf0rgetful: p-istos: So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you that is very rare keep him around
mchaha: mchaha: mchaha: the waiter just bet me that I couldn’t make a house out of the drink coasters guess who’s getting free dessert? HELP THEY KEEP BRINGING ME MORE TO SEE HOW TALL I CAN GO I DON’T WANT THIS LIFE ANYMORE
seekerleftsock: stunningpicture: I told my mom I was really sick today, an hour later she showed up at my house with this. I’m 30 Your mom is awesome. Love her forever and keep her safe.
x-benedict-cumberbatch-x: one-lastmiracle: a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: spookynerdwp: keep-it-ugly-punk: hitrecordjose: owl-outside-chris-house: vickified: hijackieee: “If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would
booksarevolution: simplyshrinking: everchangingworlds: queerassfolks: Tips for self defense in places where you can’t use the likes of pepper spray etc (it’s also legal). Use a house key or a car key If you have key rings on the keys, simply keep
#happynationalpuppyday to my little destroyer, my little child. here’s to the pup that keeps the whole house up! |💗 #sweetlittlenala #thatarmtuck #thoserolls
barzanes: londontim: Good Cuntdog Fang… Luv the look on cuntdog’s face…old cunt is ready to choke to death on real dick. Sir keeps him locked in basement, subhuman has signed house n everything over to him. SIR has even invited slaves daughter
fuckmytwinkboyfriend: My baby works very hard keeping up our house, taking care of me and working his full time job. In turn, I like to make sure he is getting the best stud cocks out there to show my appreciation. It’s just a bonus that it’s a great
notalpha: In this house the traditional roles are reversed, I may not wear the pants but I have the cock that does the penetrating. If you want to rent the room your clittie stays locked which will keep you out of trouble.
funkyastrology: astro-allie: honestly i kind of need school bc it keeps my life together. i see friends everyday, get out of the house, sleep normally, and remember to eat dinner you put it in words
furthereducationforwomen: I know it hurts Angel, but this is what little girls like you are for. I don’t keep you around for your conversation, or for your ability to tidy my house or cook my meals. The first is pretty useless anyway and the second
canicurbutthole: Keep this good behavior up, i may let u in the house soon…
keeglies: keeglies: keeglies: its 4 in the morning and i really wanna know why we keep trees hostage in our houses on christmas and how this is legall? when did i post this i’ve been waiting five hours for somebody to say “4 in the morning”
stumposaurusrex: jackpumpkinqueen: Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
wilddyke: If you ever feel stupid for having a crush on that cute girl on tumblr that lives 300 miles away, once this girl had a crush on me through tumblr, and now she’s lying beside me in our house eating chocolates, and wearing my ring! Keep on
sophiejade:bear-ballet:The Addams Family (1991) (by filmwolf) I think this is probably what my house looks like right now. Weather gods, why does it keep on raining in june?
Welcome to my Paris flat, also know as the house of wilting flowers. (Can’t work out how to keep them alive.)
werewolfau: spookyfandomsandfeelseverywhere: tabithashaw: ghastlywindatyourfeels: winter-quay: mattazys: pokeaday: This is what it looks like when you punch a haunted house actor in the face. Please keep in mind that we are people you paid to
masturbationstation: forever-obey-alphas: bestoftheboys: Homo Night at the frat Looks like they’ve got a full house tonight Warning: Keep your cum rag handy. www.MasturbationStation.tumblr.com
sissymelissa2:My dream is to live in a society where Sissy males are treated as surrogate wives to Alpha Males. I want to dress in feminine clothes, wear makeup, keep house, be a mother to my children and be submissive to real men. | 🌸💕🌼 Sissy
birdsy-purplefishes: just-shower-thoughts: maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.
brunhiddensmusings: azrael556: doggos-with-jobs: Original credit to NonRock on R/Funny Cats have the need to spill blood. but we love the doofus murder-floofs so please keep your tiny psychopathic predators INSIDE your house
wilwheaton: “It’s hard not to see the spread of covid-19 through the White House and the Republican Party as a metaphor for Trumpism: The party hoped and believed that they could keep themselves safe from the damaging effects of the virus. For a
runners-stuff:Vivan was house sitting for work colleague, she rang her friend Michelle to come and keep her company.Vivan and Michelle were having some wine to drink, when they heard a smash in the back, Vivan went to check it out, she saw a cup smashed
huccowmilk:Kidnap me. Fuck me. Abuse me. Milk me. Turn me into the “perfect” house wife, beat me into submission. Keep me Naked 24/7 for access to my holes whenever you want. Pierce my body. Brand me. Change my identity (name,hair color)
slaverchronicles: To keep your slaves body as beautiful as it was the day you bought it, we here at the auction house recommend regular exercise! :-)
mistresswhile: The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. I put it on her when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
poundherfloodher: If you get home before her, clean up the house and do the cooking. Call her and tell her you’ve got it covered. Let her come home with no worries on her mind, and no other thoughts except you.Masturbate. Keep it brief. Make
spermamuschi111:for-mom-and-sis:I keep telling my son to stop it, but he knows what I want when I walk around the house in my bikini. good boy
pjonetwothree:overthekn:rheaahope17:stricthohcple:jennlovesspanking:janedoee45otk:@stevelovesspanking I would like to try this position Lovely position to help your wife to keep her legs spread Spanking for not completing house chores👍I wouldn’t
thetreesarewatchingg: Stuck in the house for the weekend, come keep me company 😙
lilolivevilo:🌱Some helpful tips to keep healthy house plants🌱
pokota:[nozaki’s “odd but somehow interesting” theatre: cinderella]mikorin (fairy godmother): hey get up! what’re you gonna do about the dance party!?mayu (cinderella): i’m house-sittingkashima (prince): oh~ then is it okay if i keep this?
alwaysbewoke: alwaysbewoke: amyleona: vivaillajams: random-alias: alwaysbewoke: for real. reading the history of the laws (the many laws) written to keep blacks away from anything empowering is quite dizzying and housing discrimination was a big
zaiiinabbbb: How did you ever live with such a fire in your heart. How did you ever keep moving so elegantly while your heart was slowing burning out. Ive seen burnt houses they don’t really come back to the same form. But your heart… With that fire…
bredbeta: newdomsub: That is one good way to keep a boy around the house. Another omega in its element.
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Anonymous asked: 23 is the norm? LOL because people aren't careful and then end up pregnant and keep the kid. Not because it's a suitable lifestyle for 23 year olds. How would you afford a child? You can't afford to get out of your parents' house and
I had a good weekend with my girls, Christina and Vanessa, with a sleepover at their houses. I kind of wanted this weekend to go differently but I have to just keep in mind that some people will never be there for you and that’s okay. You just
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Rich people must live totally different lives to us. What’s their goal/purpose? Ours is to go to school then to uni or get a job learn to drive buy a house have kids keep working and living then die and our only life goal really is that you might
tyleroakley: elixandre:you come into my house 2016 just keeps delivering
almightyramtha: I told you I was gonna do it. I bet Kaz’s house is themed with lots of posters of babes and he never unpacked to keep the cardboard box aesthetic.
It’s funny how when I’m at home, I keep up with my responsibilities, but the moment I visit my parents’ house, I become completely devoid of all human function. I can’t wake up at a reasonable hour. I wait for my mom to get home
kosherqueer: “UPDATE: People emailed saying she is not a dog so i googled llama and she is a llama, and I am keeping her because she already likes me and my house”
incestdreams: Daddy says it’s my job to keep the house clean. He even bought me a little outfit.
rosemarydanielis: Ever watch a mini Ice Age planet form? All you have to do is face bone-chilling cold temperatures while you keep your shivers at bay to hold your camera as still as possible…Not up for that? Then sit in your warm house and watch this!
dreamingofmom: My mom’s a true exhibitionist - she loves being naked and she doesn’t care who sees her, even if it’s a complete stranger or her own son. Luckily we have a tall fence all around our house to keep prying eyes away from her. She loves
mistresswhile: The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
michelebachmann: Why did you falsely promise Americans they could keep their existing insurance? Why have premiums increased when you promised they’d go down? When will you admit Obamacare is a failure and work with the House Republicans and the
korraa: korraa: korraa: lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’ im having
ghastlywindatyourfeels: winter-quay: mattazys: pokeaday: This is what it looks like when you punch a haunted house actor in the face. Please keep in mind that we are people you paid to jump out and scare you. I don’t want this to happen to
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