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jakefromstate-farm: japaneesee: 3u4ia: hektious: ???????????????? It reduces the sound of the glass breaking and keeps the glass pieces from spraying all over the place. Basically, a clean way to break into someone’s house via window. that’s
korraa: korraa: korraa: lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’ im having
spookyfandomsandfeelseverywhere: tabithashaw: ghastlywindatyourfeels: winter-quay: mattazys: pokeaday: This is what it looks like when you punch a haunted house actor in the face. Please keep in mind that we are people you paid to jump out and
zuzuhiddles: zuzuhiddles: SO I’M SITTING WITH MY CRUSH, DOING MY HOMEWORK AT STARBUCKS WITH HIM (which is a blog I’ve been keeping to explain my experiences for this one class) WHEN HE GETS UP AND SAYS HE’S HEADING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE. I SAY GOODBYE
thespottycow: echo-sea: algietheminer: sclez: Better get back to salting your meats and keeping a pantry because fridges are a luxury now. presenting fox news Geez. Thank you. We have walls and a roof too they came with the house :p Sure they
cameoamalthea: jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles
stumposaurusrex: jackpumpkinqueen: Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
funkyastrology: astro-allie: honestly i kind of need school bc it keeps my life together. i see friends everyday, get out of the house, sleep normally, and remember to eat dinner you put it in words
echotheelf:necessaryveganism:echotheelf:Why do I keep getting vegan blogs recommended to me?Wtf I didn’t even tag this. Have vegans been lurking in the shadows waiting for this exact moment to strike? I’m coating my house in beef.
followthebluebell: gears-keep-turning: Picked up a used coffee cup to throw in the trash. Heard something slide in it and nearly shat myself. I’m so sorry little miss, but I have to throw away your little house. reach into your local cup and u will
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bblackgoldd: thattallsummonerguy: badgerofshambles: thebestoftumbling: house cat scares off bear “That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.” BABY!!!! LEMME LOVE YOU AND KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THAT MEAN OLD
An Australian modular home builder designed a concept for a 5-story house that hangs off the side of a cliff. The design uses steel pins to keep the home secured to the edge of the rock.
humansofnewyork:“I went to pick up my daughter and my baby’s mother wouldn’t let me in the house because her new boyfriend was over. I’m trying to get in the door, she’s trying to keep me out, and she ends up on the ground. The police came and
destroyed-and-abandoned: Haunted House in Chaves, Portugal Source: rebur (reddit) Keep reading
ladynehemah: That magical moment when “Oh god, Yes! That feels so fucking good! He’s right, the condoms he keeps at his house are so much better!” turns into “Oh God…Did the condom just broke when he came?”
impregfetish: He hired Kalaya to clean the house and cook for the kids. Being a single Dad wasn’t easy. Since he had left his wife, keeping a balance of work and home life had been tough. Kalaya was very forward in servicing all of her employers needs.
explodewithcum: “Good morning, honey~ I just wanted to discipline you a little bit before the day started. You’ve always been out of the house before I wake up, so I decided to keep you out with some rope I had laying around.” She smushes her breasts
wetheurban: DESIGN: Villa Criss-Cross Envelope The Villa Criss-Cross Envelope designed by OFIS Architects is a minimalist house located in the Slovenian capital city of Ljubljana. Keep reading
ilikexxxstories: My wife would often make me jack off in front of her to prove I wasn’t cheating on her. After enough times, my daughter insisted to help keep our house clean by catching it.
adjustmer: Mark and Joe are straight marine buddies, who ended up playing a naked beer pong in my friend’s house. These dudes can’t keep their hands off their dicks-so sexy! 🔥😋🔥😋
I went to the warrior zone on post to see if I could keep some flyers there, and I came home to a clean house and candles lit everywhere:) I love my husband
The fucking neighbor keeps letting people park their fucking cars on my front lawn. I live in an end house close to the street but instead of parking next to the sidewalk NOT TEN FEET AWAY they drive their goddamn cars and park them in front of my door.
ileftmyheartinwesteros: The fucking neighbor keeps letting people park their fucking cars on my front lawn. I live in an end house close to the street but instead of parking next to the sidewalk NOT TEN FEET AWAY they drive their goddamn cars and park
gameofthronesdaily: Bear Island is a remote island in the North that is home to House Mormont. It lies within the Bay of Ice, north of Deepwood Motte and south of the Frozen Shore. The Mormonts live at Mormont Keep. The island contains old gnarled oaks,
The fatigue is coming back and my baby is kicking my ass. My husband and I are thinking about buying our first house. It’s a little scary having so much good things going on. I keep expecting something terrible to happen again. But it really does
golden-nectar: Your gonna want to turn up the volume for this one, I’ve held it in too long after a long study sesh, and I want to tell you all about it, yet still keep quiet so nobody in the house will know 💦😏
Me and Nikki are freaked out, we keep thinking about the house of wax, and she told me about what she heard last night. Now I’m like “OMGGGG WHAT IF SOMEONE WAS ON THE STAIRS STARING DOWN AT US?” We got scared and she said “WHAT
reeferbieber: 遲.00?…遲.00? My nigga for 遲.00 this jacket better be lined with some kind of herb that keeps spirits out my house like this jacket better have the fucking answers to all my goddamn finals in the sleeves of this jacket I better
littlecaptions: Little Rebecca was being blackmailed by Brenda.. she had to make weekly visits to her house to keep her quiet. She wasn’t sure about being fucked by a big black dildo, but she had no choice. If she wanted to continue to be the town’s
I’m supposed to go to PAAR for a counseling thing but I keep getting scared when j leave the house
stumposaurusrex:jackpumpkinqueen:Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
dynastylnoire: mzcigz: the-exercist: fit-happy-beautiful-smile: I’m never eating Oreos again 😢😭 Keep in mind that the average person can burn 70 calories just by: Sleeping for about an hour Meditating for about an hour Cleaning your house
birdsy-purplefishes: just-shower-thoughts: maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.
jasonptodd:this frog keeps coming by my coworker’s house and eating their cat food
poundherfloodher: If you get home before her, clean up the house and do the cooking. Call her and tell her you’ve got it covered. Let her come home with no worries on her mind, and no other thoughts except you.Masturbate. Keep it brief. Make
booksarevolution: simplyshrinking: everchangingworlds: queerassfolks: Tips for self defense in places where you can’t use the likes of pepper spray etc (it’s also legal). Use a house key or a car key If you have key rings on the keys, simply keep
hogwarts-express: pay special attention to Slytherin being the best house . Snape keeps taking points from Gryffindor because I suck so much at Potions. :(
jaynelovesdick: bukkakegirlblog: lovelettersfromcraig: Bryci maid costume blowjob see more at: lovelettersfromcraig.tumblr.com I keep your cock clean as well as your house andi never call it a blowjob it is my reward if you find a job you love
kosherqueer: “UPDATE: People emailed saying she is not a dog so i googled llama and she is a llama, and I am keeping her because she already likes me and my house”
pmodad: at Shahjalal Mosque & Manor Park Islamic Cultural Centre (M.P.I.C.C) i like what is saying but when women taker of her house that doesn’t mean that she is dog . what it mean is that the women fallow the prophet sunnah. men try keep
jakemalik: jakemalik: MY WIFI KEEPS CUTTING OUT EVERY 10 MINUTES RANDOMLY AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IM JUST WALKING AROUND MY HOUSE I WENT IN MY PARENTS ROOM AND THEY WERE BOTH JUST LAUGHING CAUSE THEY’VE BEEN TURNING IT ON AND OFF AND HEAR ME LEAVING
phantom-mansion: Master Gracey : This is a great moment, do not you think, Phantom ? Phantom : Surely, Master of the House ! But please. Keep your hands away from me. Master Gracey : Oh. My apologies. Baron : 101 followers ! This is a wonderful
generic-scrubnoob: simplified-motion: kiwialldaylong: They are actually cleaner and better house trained than cats and dogs if you keep them inside! I like pigs. They’re magical. They take useless bullshit like cabbage and turn it into bacon.
jackpumpkinqueen: Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
officialbabayaga:officialbabayaga:toured mark twain’s house today and it was really cool and fun and i think we should keep painting geometric designs with metallic paint on walls to reflect more lighti’m also completely obsessed with the metallic
sex-in-the-family: since mom and dad got a divorce, she keeps walking round the house in her panties, i think she is teasing me on purpose because she notices the sudden bulge in my pants
iandmyfamily: Sometimes at night, when the house is quiet, I sneak into my brother’s room and we make love. He’s always so gentle, yet so passionate, and I’ve never had another cock as good as his. We keep quiet the whole time, wordlessly making
greyhoundsowner: This is called the cell, and is one of my favorite places to keep greyhound. Usually, after the morning ritual, when she doesn’t have cleaning or other house work, I store her away like this. She spends hours in her cell. One of the
sylk-stories: My little girl likes to live dangerously, here we are at her grandfather’s house and she can’t keep her slutty little lips off my turgid cock!
mmph-mmph-she-says: mikal007: profoundlyentangled: Leah Iron and Miranda Capulet Awwww…….house decorations. A day in the life of a bondage slave. Remember, it’s important to give them some relaxation time to keep them happy. But of course, as
the-haft-family: Brandi’s husband left when her kids were young. Raising her son and daughter on her own took up all of her time and she had no dating life for years.Working 2 jobs, keeping the house tidy, and helping her kids with her homework left
