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operattack: Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.
I don’t get why anons hit on me and want to date me but won’t talk to me off anon? I can’t date someone I don’t know?
auntjudysfembois: well marsha … how do you think your husband looks now? … let’s take him dancing and see if any guys hit on him
gigi2690: Anna Torv hitting on Jasika while impersonating Leonard Nimoy will forever be one of my favourite things.
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
raiden gets trolled: bbunnybutt: Hoechlin Homo: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on...
theboywhofangirled: I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”
wiccastiles: William Bell in Olivia’s body hitting on Astrid.
brigwife: Remember when Rupert Grint got to smack Sir Kenneth Branagh on the head with a rock
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: evillordzog: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: do-you-have-a-flag: #KIRK PLS #HE’S INTERROGATING YOU #NOT HITTING ON YOU KIRK NO KIRK YES Going to boldly get it
garlicknotz: my math teacher tried to hit on another teacher
I think the post limit has reset now. I’m no longer banned from posting? I guess I’ll find out once I try to post thisanyway, that was an experience. I guess it was because of my mass-uploading on my sideblog yesterday, tumblr counts all your blogs
ghostdigits: Small baseball Lapis drawn last year! I don’t know why this shows up so big on the dashboard.
It looks like iTunes is leaving “Hit the Diamond” as a solo episode and grouping “Steven Floats” and “Drop Beat Dad” together which… is odd and I don’t know why they did that or what this means for the
Listen. Don’t hit on people that are doing their job, especially people who are working in a service capacity for you. Part of their job is to be nice and personable and so they often can’t tell you to knock it off in a clear and direct way.
prawnlegs:This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.
kimwexlersponytail:Come on. This guy? Seriously?
fasterfood: due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
Thinking back to when I was a kid the way I felt most of the time was almost drunk. Im not sure if it was my medication. You know the stereotype of the drunk asshole hitting on people and making them uncomfortable? That’s how I see myself when I tried
shinyelle: “Is everyone hitting on me today?”
stonekidman: I love coming home to find mom dressed like this; it means dad stood her up to go hit on coeds which means mommy is just jealous enough to let her own son fuck her to get back at that cheating asshole
droc828: Mom has a great ass!! Her and dad divorced 2 years ago and everyone assumes she is single. So many guys hit on her when we are out in public, but little do they know that I bend her over and fuck the hell out of her every night!!
dreamyfawn: i wish that instead of really annoying guys coming up to you in the street to hit on you it was really cool girls who were like hey i like your hair do you want to come over and have some wine and hang out and do eachother’s nails really
ninthdoctorisbestdoctor: thetumblr-thisisatumblr: enstarprise: alegbra: being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having
mad-as-a-bloody-hatter: castielsconsultingdetective: whovianletthedaleksout: r0sekanaya: nombre means name in spanish but it means number in french “what’s your nombre?”was I making light conversation in spanishor was I hitting on
perla-k: ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.”
deanprincesster: one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and
holl0w-existence: literally me trying to hit on someone
thetumblr-thisisatumblr: enstarprise: alegbra: being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life.
sassukess: melaniesole: imperfectkreis: flightless-wings: if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because
melaninjaclan: no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her
black–lamb: melaniesole: imperfectkreis: flightless-wings: if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure Oh god, I used this tactic so often.
when I was in Tahoe I was fantasizing about being a 19 yr old snow jock who all these older dudes in my cabin were hitting on, coming in from the snow one day and finally giving it up to this one hot, big-dicked fit guy, rocks, snows and pines visible
my former fb and current crush started off after-game drinks by telling me how hot he thought his teammate was and proceeded to hit on all these other dudes, and at a certain point I asked him why he stopped wanting to hook up and he said it was cause
fuckyeahstrangefinds: This heart-shaped island in the Adriatic became a hit on Google Earth for Valentine’s Day. The uninhabited island is only 130,000 square yards and is called Galesnjak. The owner didn’t even know how perfectly this island off
uglystripper: menpale: Gay Person: I’m gayStraight Person: I don’t care as long as you don’t hit on me [forced laughter]Gay Person: Don’t worry about that, you’re not really my type anyway.Straight Person:Straight Person:Straight Person: wat
Dear Fellow Guys....stop hitting on women at work. Let me explain.
smutbunny: ~ Sol XL ~ Luna’s big sissy doing some heavy lifting… :3c ..And getting hit on by the local fuckbois! >:3 / HQ + Textless versions here! ⋆✵ | Patreon | Ko-fi | Twitter | DeviantART | Furaffinity | Inkbunny | Pixiv | ✵⋆
professional-chaotic-dumbass:popsunner:popsunner:I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked youDon’t do this to memy
chaumas-deactivated20230115:chaumas-deactivated20230115:thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis from the same video
awed-frog:totallyfubar:totallyfubar:totallyfubar:The reason the work you’ve done on how you feel doesn’t seem like it’s working is because you need to do it until it works. It’s never been “this strategy will pull you up” it’s always been
When Girls Are Hitting On You and You're Like
frantzfandom: sourcedumal: dynastylnoire: bellasiel: Leslie Jones hitting on Colin Jost #whitemaleobjectifaction2k15 tall glass of almond milk I am finished Lmfaooooo I love it. lmao not even regular milk tho
commongayboy: Trying to hit on straight guys like
When one of the patients is trying to hit on you
ourmutualfriend: When a girl asks “are you gay” and you’re trying to figure out if you’re gonna get hit on or ostracized for being gay
The Scout hitting on married moms
docteurfail: kimchiossan: ＿ﾉ乙(､ﾝ､) Someone at a drunken party once tried to hit on me because I said I liked TF2. Until I amended *TF2 porn.
halcyonharlot: sits with knees drawn up against chest, bites knuckles “boys getting hit on by people far more conventionally attractive than they are and getting very flustered”
dragonpie: ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.”
acoolsuggestion: boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..
melaniesole: imperfectkreis: flightless-wings: if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases
bumblesweet: its really funny how like, pikachu has been the obvious moneymaker for pokemon throughout its history, and they’ve tried to replicate this without success ever since. trying each gen to hit on that perfect mascot formula and finally after
mrdsc1010: kierralondon: kierralondon: tariqah: marcitlali: this would actually be a hit on soundcloud This is playing in my mind 24/7 this is still me yOu got a proublem behtch? fuck you! youh got a proublam bahtch? FUCK YOU! Suicide Squad
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: foreverwholocked: weeping-daleks: toboldlydammitjim: some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today. So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is
![uglystripper: menpale: Gay Person: I’m gayStraight Person: I don’t care as long as you don’t hit on me [forced laughter]Gay Person: Don’t worry about that, you’re not really my type anyway.Straight Person:Straight Person:Straight Person: wat](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_708b540a4f4b_128.png){kind=avatar}
