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indianchiefkeef: how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you
flightless-wings: if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure
haplocke: marinashutup: burstinundies: thegreatsapphicvein: Is Complimenting a Woman Sexual Harassment?-Feminist Fridays WRONG. This is straight up already wrong. This is a double standard. What about guys that are objectified? Stop hitting on us
s4ns1cal: thekewlkid23: BRUH THIS PERSON GOT A NO HIT ON OMEGA FLOWEY TODAY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG I FIRMLY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
karkatium: someone: *makes a joke about ferid hitting on mika*me: HAHA YEAH because adults sexually harassing minors is so. fucking. funny.
lulubyte: Chunji hitting on L.Joe ಠ‿ಠ
Dear Fellow Guys....stop hitting on women at work. Let me explain.
gaminginyourunderwear: raccooneyedbitch: bombarrows: quadrangledreality: lightningsshadow: paranoidandroid42: yes i’m a boy yes i play videogames ;] don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo wft boys don’t play videogames get back in the garage
assassinregrets: melaninjaclan: no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender
gendfleur: gendfleur: this is an incredibly bad post if you’re 18+, and someone under 18 hits on you, you need to IMMEDIATELY shut them down. it is up to you, as the adult, to understand that and not be a pedophile. it is up to you, the adult, to
tyrannosaurus-trainwreck: yesterdaysprint: The Correct Thing in Good Society, Boston, 1921 Y’all been getting told not to hit on the barista since before we went off the gold standard.
gamegrls:listen if you’re trying to hint at something or be subtle or hit on me tell me flat out like i am dense as fuck and it’ll fly right over my head if you’re not blunt lol
actionables: assassinregrets: melaninjaclan: no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender they’re the same guy
systlin: pochowek: systlin: pochowek: sherlock girl trying to hit on me: hey ;) i noticed the thin indentations calloused into your fingertips. you a bassist?me: that? oh thats from opening pistachios “Samuel Vimes distrusted the kind of person
weird-sc0ut: gayestrey: gayestrey: if ur a guy and you continue to hit on a lesbian when they’ve told you that they’re a lesbian and thus not interested in u, then u are a piece of shit congratulations a few terfs have gotten a hold of this post
prawnlegs: This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.
ruffboijuliaburnsides: apocahipster: me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake - -
bumblesweet: its really funny how like, pikachu has been the obvious moneymaker for pokemon throughout its history, and they’ve tried to replicate this without success ever since. trying each gen to hit on that perfect mascot formula and finally after
thetyrannosaur: hotmeat89: hitting-on-cullen: hotmeat89: penguitron: hotmeat89: lowtiermemer: hotmeat89: eastbayfatman: unbossed: hotmeat89: Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives Damn. Good way to get your fucking
apocahipster: me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake - - - -
harryedward:Me: *wants sugar daddy* Old man: *hits on me* Me: I’m calling the police
uglystripper: menpale: Gay Person: I’m gayStraight Person: I don’t care as long as you don’t hit on me [forced laughter]Gay Person: Don’t worry about that, you’re not really my type anyway.Straight Person:Straight Person:Straight Person: wat
robbowmans: robbowmans: MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS
megnesiums: nofunclvb: nofunclvb: i got hit on by this guy and he was being super creepy and i flat out told him i’m gay and he told me that “it’s okay, i date lesbians sometimes” and ??? he told me i was a pretty girl and my first instinct
curlycatslover: uglystripper: menpale: Gay Person: I’m gay Straight Person: I don’t care as long as you don’t hit on me [forced laughter] Gay Person: Don’t worry about that, you’re not really my type anyway. Straight Person: Straight Person:
rebuy: *jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*
Me trying to hit on a straight guy
happybunchoftrees: theatrical: Me @novaschaos @happybunchoftrees lmfaooo seen this before. Is this your way of hitting on me?
hazedhowell: saywhatjessie: Guys. My dudes. You have no idea how satisfying it is to be the only girl at a table with five dudes who are all hitting on the waitress and you’re the one who gets her number GOD bless
ageha-sds: hit on cloud the entire game jessie, please, that definitely won’t make things worse for me
cubicletocollar: asleepylioness: Hello Lioness, Hope you are having a wonderful Wednesday! Unlike our previous posts, today’s submission actually involves coffee. There are so many things I love about coffee, but what I love most is how it hits on
cumfacialextremist: #18 Direct hit on homely wife
pink-sweet-princess: When they don’t stop hitting on you… I have have a fuck buddy for the weekend.
ineedmorethanyou: The IKEA salesman was hitting on me since we walked in. So I decided send my husband to go look at the kitchen tables while the salesman showed me the showers…
itskkiss: The neighbors son went over to see your wife this morning after you told him she was a slut wife and that he should hit on her…… you told him not to take no for an answer as she wouldn’t be easy, but in the end she would agree and then
vaultt-tec: Hitting on Major Knight for Anon
sirobvious: walrus-is-walrus: Don’t hit on me, silly boys But you have a really nice chest.
My daughter may have changed her outward style to brooding goth, but underneath it all she was still Daddy’s little slut. I found out later that with her newfound sexuality, she was getting hit on all the time and she wasn’t interested in
panducky: How Jess hits on guys
lanashiftdelrey: seeing someone hit on your crush
theonion:Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her
bepeu:i wish i could complement people without them thinking im hitting on them like relax i said ‘i like your haircut’ not ‘what do you want to name our 5 children’
ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and
menpale: Gay Person: I’m gayStraight Person: I don’t care as long as you don’t hit on me [forced laughter]Gay Person: Don’t worry about that, you’re not really my type anyway.Straight Person:Straight Person:Straight Person: wat the fcuk did
goddamit-evry1: lesmiserabelles: i always hate it when job interviewers ask “how would your friends describe you?” because i doubt that answering “gay dog nerd” would secure me a career “Innapropiated joker who often hit on people by accident”
kalecaruba: Decided to make two versions of this. He was such a huge hit on miiverse that I just had to do him better justice, lol.And guess what, you can buy either version as a print, too.❤
hotmonsterxxx: jsuarez369: http://imgur.com/gallery/J0VqH classic. i used to fuck with my straight buddies by hitting on their rpg characters
mamizouofficial: fistful-of-paintballs: scooby doo cyber chase > sword art online Get it? Because reminding you once again that SAO sucks is how you make anything a hit on tumblr and totally hasn’t gotten stale yet!Tumblr is funny!!!!!
takeafuckingsipgabe: Girl: “ugh I was at a gay club and a girl hit on me! it was so gross and uncomfortable!”Me:
dothistomygf: To think.. i dared my friend to hit on her.. i didnt know he was so big and that she would fall for it and keep wanting it
memoryvault: memoryvault.tumblr.com Help us by donating with Bitcoin: 1CZjNtZ5XcyXAnNeQe72NupMX815wyCEcB Come hit on my wife.
therealdeliaknows: That time Captain America, Iron Man, and Wolverine were hitting on Mary Jane at a Christmas party.
rvengefulobster: thezohar: spontaneousmusicalnumber: That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday” what does this mean It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on
neolithium: Not sure what’s going on here…
you know stuff like thats what your mom said last night doesnt phase me but you change mom to kouhai and ill flip shit on you
grimphantom:darkknightstrikes: Somenthing went too wrong (right, I mean) on this picture :) By Skyraptor and colored by me. I think April’s the one that needs more sunblock more…….also goes to Gwen :P < |D’“”
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