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My daddy still wants me to wear the panties. he sad all the time that i look like a young girl, he give me to wear a wig and girls clothes to be his sissy girl.
 My daddy still wants me to wear the panties. he sad all the time that i look like a young girl, he give me to wear a wig and girls clothes to be his sissy girl.
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brothersisterfathermother: I first learned of what my dad and sister were up to when he strode into my bedroom as my sister was jerking me off, took one look, and started fucking her like it was the most natural thing in the world!
I’ve got a daddy on grindr that looks like he could be this dude’s brother, so whenever I see this picture I always have an urge to pull out my iPhone…
melissasdirtydiary: My dad has been ignoring my advances and so now, every time I get a chance, I start teasing him. You should see his face when I lift my shirt and start playing with my breasts. If I add a little moaning, he looks like he’s about
sir2u: Look at the camera boy, I want your step daddy to know the money he paid for your training is being well spent. …if you don’t swallow my dick like I think you should I’ll take another pic of me slapping the fuck out of you, which will get
My dad was a greaser. It makes me proud. He grew up a blue collar worker. I think this pic looks tough. Looks like a mug shot or a wanted poster.
Oh my god so. My dad’s computer video card is busted so we went to Office Depot and there was this guy named Travis working there, he looks like late 20s, early 30s, who was helping us. And in the middle of it he walked over to me and said “Whatcha
My dad literally just got really angry at me because I was laughing to myself while I was making myself dinner. Like seriously. He kinda hurt my feelings by the disgusted way he looked at me..
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I’m sad this morning and I’m angry. The parents of my sex abuser live next door and they are moving. I have basically ignored them for 15 years because the father looks like my abuser so when he comes over to speak to my dad and I’m
livelongandbiteme: MY DAD JUST CAME IN THE FRONT DOOR WITH PIZZA EXCEPT THE SUN WAS SETTING BEHIND HIM SO HE LOOKED LIKE SOME SORT OF HEAVENLY PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
so one of my dad’s cousins is a talent agent and I finally looked him up on Google and HOLY HELL his clients are like… the leads for the Newsroom and American Horror Story.
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
voidbat: carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my
voidbat:carsonphillips:when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad
thedaddylist: He looks like my friend’s dad. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
scarlet-rhodes: @ScarletR: My dad is the same way! His effort is sweet, but he ruins everything he tries to make. @AnnaBanks: Looks like our dad’s are very similar.
This is Erie demanding to be pet, by stopping my reading of Jack Sparrow’s tale.
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
voidbat:carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad
jescar: misssandraaa: I know this may sound dumb, but when Jackie Chan passes away, I will honestly cry. He’s been a big part of my childhood. I grew up watching this guy. I have always admired him. And plus, he looks kind of like my dad. Jackie
amovible: My dad is half Turkish and Palestinian so he held up a mayo “with olives” jar and was like “look its me” Your dad is so cool
stumpkin: the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off
raytoroslovehandles: candycrushruinedmylife: evasayshai: This man won best tweeter of the year in kerrang, look how he types. He does it like my dad does. My dad is seventy.
itsraininbritishmen: cherryskies: everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt my dad met Tom Felton fishing once and told him that he looked like “that weird blonde kid my daughter has on her computer background”
So today is my brother’s birthday and it looks like my dad might be forcing us kids to go to alateen tonight even though he knows literally none of us like it or ever want to do it. Even my brother doesn’t wanna go today and he’s chill with basically
dink-182: He looks like a young version of my dad.
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laughhard: My dad loves neon yellow running gear. People always joke that he looks like a highlighter. So he became one.
cloudfreed: his mouth says “hooray!” but his eyes say “if i stop smiling they’ll kill my whole family” My step dads like: he looks like a penis with eyes. Some one tweet that. Make me a Twitter to tweet this. Come on people this is gold.
There was this one time when I was about 11-12 years old and I was in a bookstore looking at some Pokemon magazines, and dad was talking to this guy and they were talking about his kids. The guy got to a part where he mentioned to my dad about how its
Im demoing at my school’s artists gallery show and my dad works in printing so he printed a couple pieces of mine all fancy like with the good glossy paper n stuff and i think they look pretty rad!
