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dadsonbrotheruncle: The story, most of it, belongs to me - jemgirl77You Look Like Your Mother When I was little my dad always said that I looked like mom. I would smile since I knew he loved her so he must have loved me too. I would feel happy as I ran
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY SON, TO THE DOCTORS”
incexxx3: Saw this video on my mom’s laptop. Looks like she made it for my dad while he’s on his business trip. The stuff she was doing…. instantly got me hard. I don’t know about dad, but I jerk off to it every damn day.__________________________Follow
royalsiblings:Mom was black, dad was white, but I took after dad and my brother… he took after mom completely. He was my brother biologically through and through but he looked full black and was hung like a fucking horse. There was no secret or trying
rapedollfantasies: my dad wanted me and my mother to look just alike, he gave me the same name as hers, he made us use the same hairstyle, the same make-up, the same kind of clothes. He even made my mom take a lot of plastic surgery to look exactly like
itsaubreylmfao:my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ….cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool?
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
staganddragon: Soft things my dad has done One time when he was 18, he was fishing and found a baby salamander someone had tried and failed to use as bait. It had a huge gash in its side and didn’t look like it would make it. He put it in the bucket
stilesmcalll: my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song
royalsiblings: Mom was black, dad was white, but I took after dad and my brother… he took after mom completely. He was my brother biologically through and through but he looked full black and was hung like a fucking horse. There was no secret or
morgrana: morgrana: Omg I was talking to my dad and I went “omg I haven’t shaved my legs for 2 weeks” and then his face just dropped like he’d seen a ghost and he gasped then looked at me and whispered “I completely forgot to shave my legs
thedevilstongue: olivialaurel: My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no,
marshaloves1d: thorinmyside: hiphopfightssnacks: omfg i hate my dad’s computer he has a fucking profanity filter i feel like i’m on goddamn neopets or something LOOK AT THIS SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD Please ask your dad where he got the profanity
clara-hamish-winchester: So my dad wasn’t in the room when I was watching first born, but he just heard sam grunting and saying thinkgs like “keep going” and “its okay, go deeper” and he burst suddenly into the room, looked at teh screen adn
asmallwomanblog: Yay, bush. My bush looks kinda weird here. I was talking to a photographer earlier today (Werner Lobert), and he has named my bush ‘George’ - because he likes horrible dad jokes, and apparently calling my bush ‘George Bush’
stilesmcalll: my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song sharkmagician
strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING. HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED. HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS
morgrana: Omg I was talking to my dad and I went “omg I haven’t shaved my legs for 2 weeks” and then his face just dropped like he’d seen a ghost and he gasped then looked at me and whispered “I completely forgot to shave my legs for 41 years”
yourheadcanon:my dad is taking my headboard apart and he came up the stairs like “hey I look like one of your homestuck people” strangeharpy
daddyswhore: I’ve always looked up to my mom. I’ve done everything I can to be just like her. I’ve even fucked the same cock as her. My dad is teaching me how to fuck just like my mom. He says I’m not very good yet so I have to practice until
strexc0rporation: strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING. HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED. HE FUCKIN
best-of-funny: morgrana: Omg I was talking to my dad and I went “omg I haven’t shaved my legs for 2 weeks” and then his face just dropped like he’d seen a ghost and he gasped then looked at me and whispered “I completely forgot to shave my
damnit-phan: stilesmcalll: my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song your dad is fucking cool
the-perks-of-being-suicidal: frostbitten-nightmares: Please don’t remove the source. This is a personal photo of my Dad, Uncle and Aunty when they were younger. My dad is the older boy on the left who looks like he’s about to blink just as the photo
daddysbottom: The contented look on his face, the softening cock in between his legs, and the sweat that is almost gone from his body. This is what my dad looks like, satisfied and happy. Barely 15 minutes ago, he was pounding my ass like an animal,
thespaceandthevoid: askfemgermania: morgrana: morgrana: Omg I was talking to my dad and I went “omg I haven’t shaved my legs for 2 weeks” and then his face just dropped like he’d seen a ghost and he gasped then looked at me and whispered “I
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see
bitcheslovemytea: the awkward moment when you realize all of your Arthur headcanons and perspectives come from your dad because he looks/acts exactly like England. SO .. MY DAD IN SHORT SHORTS. oh shit
fleurotica: yesterday my dad hugged me out of the blue and told me how proud he was of me and how glad he is ive turned out the way i have and then today he looked at me and said you’re so lucky n i was like what and he said that you can wear no make
