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icaruses: This man is just like traumatized for life like- He has to go into counseling for this shit His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated “Henry we talked about this-“ “HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS” “Henry that’s
wecameas-mckinnon: ad0lf0bama: benfuckingferriswheel: Bless this. forever reblog This is fucking beautiful. Thank God he can do what he loves, without boundaries.
blissdaissy: gnostic-forest: reflectinq: nevertrusta-duck: seasonsofreedom: ah the look he gives her i love this so so much :( This is the cutest, I love this movie this gif makes me sad. it makes me sad because she doesn’t know that he was
mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing
thelordliam: This picture has such a funny story. After this man came home from the war, he was on his way home, so excited, when he grabbed this lady and kissed her. A random photographer saw it and snapped the picture. Everyone at the time was obsessed
movienetwork: belle-za: Belle-za: Johnny Depp when he was 16. he certainly maintained his sexiness.
billiearmstrong: if michael bublé doesn’t say he’s “going to have a bublé bath” then he needs to rethink his choices in life
whisperingrapture: He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine.
letha1: A boy left his bike chained to a tree when he went away to war in 1914. He never returned, leaving the tree no choice but to grow around the bike. Photographer Unknown i love this, idk why
sup-ellee: sassprincess: the way he looks at her he’s in love
shagmestyles: There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
conversantaparade: oh my fucking god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind
eleanorjanestyle: my english teacher was telling this boy in my class to start doing his homework and he was all “i can’t!” and she said “you’re a peurto rican not a puerto rican’t” and now we call him jon the puerto rican’t and he cries
oneslipinthousands: can we please just take in Robert Downey Jr.’s face when he found out he won at the pca’s.
hrys19: i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children.
dysphorism: deflaw: haave-you-met-ted: thefrogman: So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump. Look at all that happy.
beerito: this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard
tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME ITS MIDNIGHT HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP
theperksofbeingazayngirl: lunalu-x: Poor Kanye tried to stop her before and we all gave him shit for it and thought he was awful, he was just trying to warn us, thanks Kanye, we should have listened, we were wrong. KANYE WE FORGIVE YOU WE UNDERSTAND
edlundis: edlundis: edlundis: John Green is weirdly attractive i really hope he doesn’t find this if he does i will kill each and every one of you
gracecornell: shavingryansprivates: remember when neptune tried showing spongebob what he would get if he won neptune’s cookoff I wonder how many people realized that man does the voice of Spongebob
kissmelou: so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, luca, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr and he’s single! <3 His link’s here unf I just wanna do things to him ;) wtf He’s so frikin HOT damn baby where
oncelut: my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING
lydiabutz: This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil. I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.
i dont even know anymore he changed so much since he started doing meth not since the accident
kellinsbum: so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”
arcticblackeys: fallarbor-town: in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat DO YOU REALIZE WHAT
romanceandregret: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting
hydr3ig0n: “He’s not gay, he has a girlfriend”
karkat-kirkland: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME ITS MIDNIGHT HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED
100sleepless-squidgys: Honestly, the pictures in which Oli is with his girlfriend are the only pictures that I feel like he is ever truly smiling in, and idk it just makes me really happy that he found someone to make him that happy.
apollinares: my boyfriend’s first language isn’t english and he asked me how to say cut in past tense and i said “cut” and he let out a wail of anguish and fell to the ground
cinderlaura: cinderlaura: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on
phuckwhattheythink: handsomestjack: vrisktorias-sekret: all-good-usernames-are-taken: WHAT A LITTLE SHIT i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND THEN HE JUST “REBELLION” this is why i love cats. they don’t even attempt to give a single
winterblogger: wvnderbar: i dont even know anymore he changed so much since he started doing meth
cherryburlesque: swoz: Ive never wanted anything more ever i want to know how many times he faceplanted the wall before he perfected that technique.
vampiremusicianadam: is-this-name-creative: This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one. Which begs the
h0odrich: THIS MAN IS WEARING HIS GIRLFRIENDS FLATS SO SHE COULD WEAR HIS FLIP FLOPS BECAUSE HER FEET HURT HE’S IN PUBLIC THATS LOVE HE A REAL ASS DUDE
colby-jeeze-cosplay: chauvinistsushi: meepitperson: Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s
lumos5000: thats-not-a-leaf-thats-page-one: Yes this is our future king and his pregnant wife having a wand fight, may I also point out that if they have a boy he’ll be the half-blood prince. bringing this back because they did have a boy and he
anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some
hacheload: durbikins: For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror. And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go. The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: Fun Fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr his link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes oh my god his blog is perf MY OVARIES
graystripe: graystripe: my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
theoddmentemporium: In 1903, a prisoner named Will West arrived at Leavenworth. Therecord clerk took the photographs [above left] and, thinking he remembered West, asked whether he had been there before. West said no. The clerk took some measurements,
onabedoflace: sherlock-and-spn-are-cool: john-watsons-bushy-moustache: camacaileon: piertotum-locomottor: tennants-hair: camacaileon: Today I explained to a guy what shipping is In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled
partybarackisinthehousetonight: when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
graffeti: my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
coolbloqqer: last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
lolsofunny: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake
crystallized-teardrops: helenaphan: Killed that shit he still got it He’s the best
vagisodium: he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
clockworkquell: p-istos: So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is
alyreandalute: a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead
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