he is me
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find he is me on porn pin board
he is me clips
He is so fine to me
he is a real show off just like me!!!
Friend: What is Chrysalis’s deal with trying to subjugate people to get love?Friend: It’s easier to get it the old fashioned wayFriend: You know, by being slutty
bisho-s: If I die, remember me…. WIP (this is like… the 5% of all the work that redraw gifs takes……. Look the things I’ll do for my otp)I’m not going to be in my house all the weekend… so….. you’ll have to wait like a lot… for
BG is coming over, do ya guys think he’ll like my outfit?
Ok tumblr look at my lover’s body
unflatteringcatselfies: His name is Marshmallow and he’s both long and fat.
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
he-is-your-glass-of-tea: mcgarrygirl78: ceallaig1: human-cartography: kid-wiccan: coming out to your parents If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely
hentaiyarou: I read the first chapter of a yaoi yesterday that was REALLY FUCKING GREAT. This student has a crush on his teacher, who he catches changing by accident, thus discovering the teacher’s ~secret~. What’s the secret that the teacher is
The Spanish language resident here (he teaches the conversation class I’m in) is this sexy Spaniard who has a ponytail that’s gotten longer as the semester’s continued. It looked so soft and nice during class, so I ended up thinking
He is a favorite of mine makes me dream - WOOF
He is turning me on =x
adirtymindisaterriblething2waste: subgirlygirl: “Taken In Hand relationships are wholehearted sexually-exclusive marriages in which the husband wears the trousers and is firmly in charge (to his wife’s delight!)—and he always puts his wife and
he-whispered-run: “It’s an exploration, she’s made of outer space”
Sitting here on the floor alone. Everything is gray, and I hate him. He broke my heart and betrayed my trust. I feel like I have no one to go to. I need to get away. I need out.
Cocoa and I. She went in for a kiss the second photo. My other dog is hiding away behind my butt like he usually does.
max
He Is Locked For Me.
simonwang:is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he’s got a knife everyone run
my dog’s newest thing is laying directly on the part where my tablet plugs into my laptop and if you move him he finds an even worse way to do it
animal-factbook: Red pandas are amazing gymnasts who display extreme amounts of strength and discipline on events such as the rings. They have yet to master the balance beam, but it is only a matter of time.
eternal-nova: crashsector: sodomymcscurvylegs: Big mood. I know this is serious and significant research, but it’s so damned funny. Watch until the end. I like the part where he takes a nap to cope with his failure. 10/10 very relatable
I had a sexual dream about someone I used to work with the other night. He had the most disappointing looking genitalia. My subconscious is a cunt.
nemechris: bk-mita: サイボーグお兄さん @jaffajamjam Why you doing this to me?
CLEAR’S SMILE IS SENDING ME INTO A SWIRLING VORTEX OF PAIN.
HE IS SUCH A FUCKING CHILD, PLEASE LET ME CODDLE YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
kasunshine: Tarabob reminded me how cute Wimpod is and I imagine even Guzma would stay up to comfort his special boy during scary thunderstorms.
suzannart: He looks real nice in red liner.. that’s all ✨
he is coming to get me…………
ego-x:rabidscreaminggoatkoala: eloquence-mc: REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT Always reblog the Real Life Disney Prince. Pay attention boys, this is how it’s done. I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love
So there’s this ad where John Cena is buying garbage bags and his Pecs bounce when he buys them and literally I get Wet Everytime.
Between me and you, our little sectet
This guy I’ve been dancing with for like an hour. Unf.
Me and my blue haired friend Trey. He is in a band
He is baiting me!! Hooked!
he is so sexy to me
He is so sexy to me
he is so sexy to me mmm
wow i’m convinced i’m in love with taethedoug
ME LOOKING FOR MY BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND. OH WAIT, THERE HE IS
Is anyone else as utterly repulsed by that “daltronn” dude as I am? He squicks me out. Blech.
He is hot to me
lostmymoral: The first Fanart Friday is of Norman from Pokemon! Ruby was my first ever pokemon game so drawing Norman feels like a kind of tribute to the game! If you want to suggest which character i draw for my next Fanart Friday consider buying me
he-is-my-favorite-person: Nunca me va pasar esto xd
