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He won’t leave me alone, and now he is asking me to not out him as a fucking creepy guy harassing me?
Sending smiles and a titty hug to all my sexy followers…I was just told today by one of my guy friends that he so hugs tight to see if a girl is natural or has a boob job…he confessed that he knows that I all natural…lol…and
He is so happy that I’m pregnant after we have been trying for over two years. I hope he never finds out that his boss volunteered to help us with this problem and that he has been fucking me almost every day during the last two months.
He is so naive, all the things he has just said about being absolutely sure about my faithfulness, but I not only started cheating on him with his boss before the wedding, I also used every trick I knew to ensure that it was his boss who got me pregnant.
“He is licking my pussy clean right now. Do you want me to pass him through to you so he can thank you for the large load of cum you have dumped on his wife’s pussy?“
He might be surprised I want him to get ahead when he is my slave. But he needs to get ahead so he can buy me all the treats I want while he gets nothing. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Picture Credit: http://daughterofsohoriots.blogspot.de
He doesn’t care about genders really. He is pansexual. Gender-blind. Endless possibilities. No sexual limitations. (Just like… *cough* me)
He is so I don’t see why he’s aging unless it’s just-fo-shoAnd I bet you a million bucks he’s likes on my snide comment just TO PISS ME OFF
I’m having a lunch date with an old college friend. He always had a thing for me. Do you think he will like my outfit? Even though my skirt is tight and long, I’m not wearing any panties. I want to tell him how wet and hot my pussy is while
Everyone has conveniently forgotten that Johnny Depp met Winona Ryder in 1989 when she was 17 and he was 25 and that he started dating her later that year.
farafel-blog: 너의 손끝에 놀아나는 내 모습을 봐 Look at me, always getting fooled by you 재밌니, 웃기니 Is this fun? Is this funny? 나만 슬픈 이 게임이 To me, this is just a sad game
Lol fudge-the-otter blocked me, he’s probably too original and different for me… so original that he doesn’t post any original content or tag any of his nsfw posts on his porn or sfw blog :) or tag any tw’s or be nice to his followers most
I have this friend that always tells me “atta girl” when I tell him about my achievements and for some reason that makes me really happy because it makes me feel like he’s really proud.
he-leads-i-follow: When my world is demanding, in disarray it in disharmony this, HIM, makes my world right. It reminds me He is my world and I am safe. 💜BC
melissafangirl: z0rr: my pup still thinks he’s a pup, when i try to put him down he refuses you have to let me pwt that pup. this is not an option
@fenicore: HEy fuzz, how’s it goin’? Me: Woah, uh… not ba– why is… is that a camera? @fenicore: Shh. He’ll hear you!Me: Who…? It’s just the two of us.@dollie-cd: … . .
He is one handsome, hairy, sexy, muscular man and with an awesome package - WOOF. He makes me dream. My kind of man. Jerry
He is not shirtless, but he is cute. Don’t ask me why.
you need to tell yourself honey... is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?
icreaterainbows: #I want Louis to have this watch#and where it in an au#where he’s standing in line to get his morning coffee before work#and Harry’s standing behind him#and he’s discreetly trying to check the time cuz he forgot his phone#and
This is my boyfriend guys. I love him to death! I want to grow old with him, and eventually I want to have the honor of being his husband. Maybe not right now, but this guy right here is my whole life. He’s so sweet to me and I wouldn’t know
His best friend is drunk texting me too, telling me how he’d love for me to date him (being the guy I’m talking to).
approved collar time outfit ^_^*
He he had to go and the bruises are fading. And I am not ready for either to leave me.
He’s pretty douchey to everyone else, but gawd, some of his scenes with Adam make me get all :‘O He is a pretty awesome brother… even though he’s been a dick to almost everyone else. IDK HE’S COMPLICATED. HE’S
“He was just weird. He still is weird, but he was very weird … He’s my best friend, and he drives me crazy. And he talks in his sleep.” — Susan Downey, on her husband Robert.
#he doesn’t cry when she’s taken from him #ripped from him #stolen from him because she was so brave #because she trusted him and he failed her #he doesn’t cry when he walks back to the tardis #and her pink jacket is still hanging there #he doesn’t
generalgrievousdatingsim:yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed
(he's) a wanderlust
junjoupurelove: (source) SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS A FUCKING NEW CHARACTER FOR DMMD RE:CODE???!! IS HE A NEW ROUTE????!!!!! WHY HIS SHOES ARE BLUE???!!!! I AM WHEEZING PLEASE HELP ME
junjoupurelove: Ren: Imagine Aoba is a genie on a bottle. Me: omG. Ren :What if a group of men have him come out. He grants their wish on the promise that the third one will be for his release. Me: (……I think I know where this is going).
He cuddled up on my pillow right on top of me. He is such a brat whom I love 😍 #whyareyoulikethisjunior #whyamilikethiswithyou #mutts #blacklabmix
Bacon loves to watch American Horror Story :-) Pancake is sleeping on the chair next to me , as usual.. he’s a boy , he doesn’t show me love..
The Power of Music ….Edit : Since many of you asked , i was listening to “ And All That Could Have Been “ by Nine Inch Nails , my favorite band … Trent Reznor is God , and he creates perfect music that helped me a lot during dark moments
He is so sexy to me he can get it
he-is-in-the-cellar: padaghost: blutbadmonroe: J2 highfiving with their feet… awesome shit man their bromance kills me The fact that they do this often enough that Jared knew Jensen would put his foot up after he passed.
is-the-snake-video-cute:One of my colleagues and good friends was bitten by one of his favorite snakes yesterday (mistaken feeding bite) and he’s handling it really well and normally. He texted me this meme in the middle of the night and I thought
Unfortunate reminder that Billy Whalen thinks eating pussy is disgusting and therefore is no better than DJ Khaled 🔫 😔
I GOT MY COMMISSION BACK! 💗💖❤💗💞❤💞💕💓💗💝💘NEXT STEP IS BRINGING HIM INTO THE PHYSICAL WORLD… (again, this is from the lovely hatchetdraws on twitter!)
yo, this my uncle bobby. he just made a pro basketball team and he’s gonna play in taiwan for 3 weeks. i’m seriously so proud of him. this is my fucking dude and i love him.
thebootydiaries: me: wow that guy is attractive me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist
He is so close to me but too far to hold on to. He may never surface if the cold storm continues.
He llegado a un punto en el cual nada me basta, me sorprende o me emociona; en mi vida no existe tal cosa como sentirse plena, al contrario, todo es vacío. Quisiera amarme a mí misma, pero no sé hacerlo, me veo, cada vez más llena de defectos y lo
He estado enamorada de alguien que no me ama, y he estado con alguien a quien no amo. Y yo no sé qué es peor: ser rota o romper otra alma.
He llorado sin que se me cayese una lágrima, he gritado en el completo silencio y he sonreído a todo el que disfrutaba viéndome sufrir.
He is genuinely cute af and i’m glad he follows me ^__^ onlyiixvxxvintheworld: thoughts -
Is he shitting me?! My birthday is a week tomorrow! why is he doing a week early?! -.-
Me & Niall Horan.Sheffield. March 2011. He is an actual babe. He’d just woke up (like 10 minutes before the picture) and even though he was really tired he still stopped & had pictures with the fans outside :)
Me & my boy. <3 He is my favourite person in the world. Your opinion on him is invalid. cut me out and i’ll cut your head off.
I have found love! Watch this because: a. he’s a God. b. he does a mash up of Come Together and Lose Yourself c. His name is Max Milner and alliteration is fun! ps, My blog is not a video sharing blog so I will take it down later :)
myotpisgay: My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
he said it!! HE SAID IT AHHH!! darfin was doing things to me :$ and he said ‘are you going to cum for daddy’ and I exploded soooo hard and now my legs don’t work and I’m so happy and tired but he called himself daddy!!!!
and idk why but I find this so cute??
also yesterday while we were talking about baby names and having children darfin looked at me while running his finger down my spine and very seriously said ‘if god forbid we cant have children naturally I want us to adopt a medium child’this is
thedisorderly: Interviewer: These are your actual tattoos… we saw that they got worked in. What was the talk like, did you tell him ‘I have an idea’…Tyler: Um, I didn’t tell him, he got quite upset at me. [x]
My man just fed me some steak, took me home to a bubble bath with a glass of wine, and he’ll fuck me to sleep when I’m done. Is this a dream?
Will is gone all week and I already miss his weathered hands and curly hair and considerate hip bones. And the way he has dimples no one sees because he never smiles except when he laughs, and the times when he does are nearly indiscernible, save to a
scenephase: this guy in my precollege program broke up with this girl because he realized he was gay and she outed him to everybody in his school because she was mad he broke up with her so he fucked her brother and that is the wildest shit i have ever
matthulksmash: elfogadunk: (x) Can we please appreciate what a hot piece of ass the composer of the GoT title song and soundtrack is? I thought he was an old man! I never thought he was this beautiful…
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