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penjolina: piddlebucket: randomstabbing: hilariousslut: aliveforalittlewhile: warcrimenancydrew: historywhore: warcrimenancydrew: do you guys remember that one post about how men feel entitled to take up so much space and women have to deal with
otpprompts: Imagine your OTP having to share an air mattress for the night. Person A is already in bed and comfortable, and person B, very tired from the day, flops down on the other side, thus launching A into the air.
allthingslinguistic: ladysparklefists: idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like
lemondifficult: Man it really tickles me how many years women were banned from fighting in the military and now men are turning around and blaming the fact that only men have to register for the draft on feminists Like??? Buddy… You’re never gonna
mjalti: presxge: mjalti: it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality shut up lol buy my silence
allnerds: Do you think anything might tempt me to accept the hand of the man who has ruined, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister? Do you deny that you separated a young couple who loved each other, exposing your friend to censure
thenatalchart:I feel like the fixed signs + libra and sagittarius always think they’re superior on some sort of intellectual level even though the astro community goes through phases on which sign seems to have to worst superiority complex but it’s
generalgrievousdatingsim: when you’re on the verge of a breakdown but you’re in public so you have to try to hold it together
joshxdonna:Yes hello WHERE IS THIS GIF FROM I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
http://amzn.com/w/10S5RN7ELTOPV if u get me smth ill draw you smth but u have to pm me…
asklord-caesar: [[It is Guest Art Sunday! Brought to you this week by the lovely Misery who has provided a very fancy new headdress, which I feel may anger a certain talking bear…]] Oh, Roger will not be happy about this XD
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
“I don’t like Steven Universe because it panders to tumblr” What? What does that even mean?
The wedding was nice but went on so long (with the reception). Like, its still going, we just left ‘cause we have to sleep Still, it was nice. Some drama, but nothing unexpected But anyway, I’m supertired so I’m gonna try and get my
princesssilverglow: “I carried you while you took a nap.” Like I said. New hobby. The next one will be better though. I still have to figure it out :´D
tonimorrisons: tobecomeaprince: look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything #we
Auuuugh noooo why’d you have to end the episode like that, TWD? I’m going to be in extreme suspense mode all week now omg
I can’t believe that post I made about me having to sneeze has over 200 notes…
winterskorn: this is the worst thing I’ve ever done in my life and if I have to suffer looking at it, so do you The red and black Alliance symbol actually looks pretty cool but blue and yellow Horde symbol just Does Not Work in the worst way
artemispanthar: I’m wary of accepting information from such random sources without them identifying where they got the information (especially since CN usually seems to go through places like EW for these announcements) so I’m not really considering
It’s only 9:30am and I’m already exhausted and struggling to stay awake. Good luck on the rest of the day, me
petermonkeebff:“i can fix him” well the teacher wld sit him next to me bc im quiet
infermon: god. i love Pokémon. like i know that’s pretty Frickin Obvious given how much i blog about it but. my love for Pokémon is genuine and pure and it’s downright therapeutic to me for when my mental health or general state of mind isn’t
asbehsam: graphitetroll: reverseracism: suppyguppy: suppyguppy: seriously please boycott the new Death Note movie not only did they whitewash it by casting a white actor to play Light, Asian actors weren’t even allowed to audition because they
wilwheaton: bookoisseur: tastefullyoffensive: What even are owls. Ok if I was ever going to get a bird, it would have to be an owl. Anne once read a book called Wesley the Owl that made us both completely fall in love with owls. They can’t ever
saya-aensland: scarymaryanne: thatll-do: thatsthat24: The Question We Always Ask Ourselves 💭 (Feat. Jim Cummings) HOW?????????????????? FUCKING GLORIOUS Thomas: Hm. Do I have to take a poo? Mmm… yeah.Jim Cummings: *in the voice of Winnie the
nevermindbleachinutero: annestanton: Fun Times at McKinley High, Vanity Fair WHY DID THIS SHOW HAVE TO BE CANCELLED!?!??
except, you don't have to be alone.
"I will kick a panda in the bollocks if i have to"
brimalandro: You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, in all probability he hates you. It’s not the worst thing that could happen.
ribbonsed: “That’s not an octopus! It’s a squid! You don’t even have to count. An octopus is round! A squid is triangular!”
(MOVED TO PATISSERISM)
ok but who do i have to follow to get less transmisogynistic slurs, “cuntboy”/“dickgirl”, “genderbend”, and “[slur term for trans people] isn’t my ~kink~”and more smut with trans characterscos
jordan-reet: Jordan saw Lucy run up to him and he bent down giving her a few scratches behind the ears he saw Anna come out. “You didn’t have to come out here babe, you should be in bed.” He took a couple steps towards her and kissed her forehead
secretarialninja: spyke1985: asexyrainbow: castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: THIS IS AMAZING I’m about five of these listed above. I’m not sure if that makes me extra weird. This post. Forget all the posts that try to lift your self esteem or
lacommunedeparis:can you reblog and tag this with where you live, your native language and the sound you make when calling cats? like what do you say to a cat when you want it to come?
When I try to write something interesting and relatively sfw, it’s like squeezing blood out of a stone, but when I even think about writing anything smutty, my fingers can’t type fucking fast enough… Maybe I should just relent, and
Josh has the material, and the pattern should be turning up this week, so hopefully I’ll soon have my waistcoat (and bandana) for my ComicCon costume. I’m going as renowned scientist, spy & gourmand, Predacon Tarantulus!
boiskull: papanoiz: please bury me in babysitter koujaku tryin to teach bb noiz how to swim pLEA SE
frackinsweet: blondejean: best fanfic tropes: ‘i guess we’ll have to share the bed’ 'maybe we should pretend to date’ 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….’ 'my room mate is kind of hot?????’
cinnadicks: Request no.1 from dadaoba “kousei with sei trying on dresses for the first time and koujaku having a near death experience and needing a blood transfusion soon after”HOPE YOU LIKE IT WOOGUMS
i feel like a lot of artists are like “you can talk to me any time you want! i like making new friends!” but then it’s like all the people you see them talking to are fellow artists and it’s like lmao nope.
okay maybe just one quick liveblog post because i have to see this cutie screaming in agony in a few minutes.
ughhh guys i have to get up at 4am tomorrow. wish me luck.;u; edit: oh yeah and i won’t be home until like 9pm so i might be inactive tomorrow, sorry.;uuu;
hasuyawwn: i should just call this fanbook “aoba giving his boyfriends weird looks” ren really likes that toothpaste, man i was trying to bedhead but i got way carried away LMAO what were they doing to get that kind of bedhead
what did i ever do to be blessed like this
hq!! actor au where iwaoi are dating and every time iwaizumi has to hit oikawa he promptly apologizes after they’re done the scene and kisses the spot that was injured. and whenever they have to do retakes iwaizumi would be so upset at himself b/c he
tsubakirindo:Lancelot’s LE/GR from Aichuu’s “1st Anniversary Scout” They’re available from 3rd July to 5th July and from 12th July to 13th July.
so like i was gonna get my tongue pierced today, yeah? but then i realized i have a dentist appointment in like 2 weeks u guys think that’s gonna be a problem ;//
spartadog: Hush, or do you wish to be caught, my student? Overwatch Kink Week - Day 6: Bestiality (sort of) In that I usually assume Genji is 100% sentient and capable of communication as a dragon. @owkinkweek Zenyatta, honey, I think you may have to
roane72: Honestly, I think the whole “don’t pay the writers” thing boils down to the notion that everybody thinks they can write. It’s the old saw about the novelist at a cocktail party having to hear someone say, for the millionth time, “I’d
Attention all niggas: IF YOU HAVE TO ASK HER IF SHE CAME, THERE IS A 100.2% CHANCE SHE DID NOT CUM. That's is all. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
just-shower-thoughts: If everyone drove exactly like me. I wonder how pissed I would get on my morning commute? I wouldn’t have to pass any slowpokes because we’d all be doing 90 down the Baltimore Washington Parkway
Hundreds of HBCU students march to polls for early voting
Black moms have no chill when they feel disrespected
duckmoles: caramelgoddessxo: I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.” This is one of the best responses I’ve ever
thehighpriestofreverseracism: jaeswavy: rebellife910: chrissongzzz: This is how you treat a black woman. Uplift, protect and love our women Tears every single time this came for my entire feelings He ain’t have to make me (and her) ugly
rinrinyuka: 3 weeks ago I wanted to draw this. * click the image to read the caption
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alyssofspades: kyleehenke: you guys go draw/write some fuckign undertale self insert shit do it for mother dONT LET UR DREAMS BE DREAMS AND TAG ME I WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT I’m gonna be totally honest with you guys, I was so close to shying away from