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jemgirl77: This is how to leave a message with Disque without having to sign up. This works here on my site because I’m allowing anonymous comments. Not everyone will.Â
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
Weird Science | One Size Fits AllAn early season 1 episode, Wyatt wants to get buff and he wants to get buff immediatly, so Lisa zaps up a magic muscle suit. Really have to congratulate the makers for this really great transformation sequence, no poofs
Yes Honey, of course I agree that the second set is much more discreet, they almost look like men’s pajamas, but I’m afraid you’ll have to wear knickers, I want you to show your boss that you no longer pretend to be a man, no after you
Your first night at club they told you about the rules. When your wife wants to fuck a man, you have to ask him to fuck her and thank him dearly afterwards
You will always remember your first night of ‘cuckold duty’ at the L Club.You heard your wife’s date ask her, “he’s your hubby, isn’t he? I wonder how the cuckolds feel when they have to serve drinks to their wives
What you have to ask yourself is, “Am I fucking my wife good enough to get her to consider quitting black cock?”
We can tell your parents that your wife and I are just friends, but you have to find a way to explain to them why she and I sleep together.
manda-monster: The WIP of a picture I’m working on for @cheshirecatsmile37 of her character Nasyaa, who is a really cute troll. I need to add in all her piercings. *cries forever because Manda is too good to me*LOOK AT MY OTHER BB SHE’S SO PERFECT
I didn’t sleep at all last night so what better way to vent my frustration about having to remain awake than to aggressively doodle sleepy babies
Your faces when you have to answer the door because hotel security is about to tell you to keep it the fuck down in there.
Feeling a little better now, accepting that my body has changed since I was with Daddy. Daddy knows why but didn’t really want to discuss or take responsibility. So per usual, I have to be strong enough to do it all. It’s exhausting. And I&rsq
rumichai: My latest video, Au Naturel, is now up on my clipvia store! It was a cold, stormy day so of course I decided to film a video of my masturbating. I start off by fingering myself until I’m so riled up that I have to use my vibe bullet to bring
Anonymously (or not) tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.
skuttz: Some shit came up and i have to run to the doctors this morning. I’ve only got 3 takers on christmas sketches, if i get back home in decent time I am hoping to still finish them all. I’ll be in touch if i can’t. No one has been invoiced
;( I have to move back out. (text rant warning) ACCEPTING DONATIONSI can’t stay here any more. https://paypal.me/Skuttz Here is my paypal.me if you want to help.The shit: (how the fuck can i put this under a cut?)My sisters (ex?)bf lived with us
Sorry for not posting anything lately but I am just working on one drawing that is very important to me =w=When I finish it, everything should be back to normal~
New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/wont-kids-school/HOLY CRAP!! You Will NOT Believe How These Kids Get to SchoolWho would let out a loud groan each time our Moms would wake us up to get ready for school? I have to be honest, we all
happyds: idk what to draw, feel free to leave (SU) suggestions ! 8))))))
I need to stop caring about the comments and “issues” on tumblr that I know are complete bull-shit. Every time I see a dumb-ass posting I’m just gonna have to un-follow and close the laptop and do something constructive. Even if there&rs
A page from my typography assignment! We have to use all types of one font to create a Type Specimen Book on a topic of our choice. I gots Bodoni and my topic is a bunch of hipster culture quotes from Wikipedia.
underwaterdoots: Hey there! You like my art? Well, I’m just giving it away! For a limited time. I’m doing a giveaway, from now to April 15, you can try to win! And here’s what you have to do! Rules: You must be following my main art blog, UnderWaterDoot
How idiotic does one have to be to think it’s okay to send a stranger something like this. I’m fucking disgusted at the majority of consumers of nsfw tumblr because they’re just like this oh so charming fuckwit. All this does is make us content
bratbeateragain:you’re cute but can I wake you up at 3am to cum in you
Why the fuck did I choose marketing as my program at school. Why did I think presenting in front of a fucking panel of judges,freshmen,seniors and having to make a script thats 10minutes long and selling a product and talking about how to manufacture
i have to make 3 fucking ads for a huge marketing project and we never even got taught how to fucking use photoshop we were literally just given this expected to know shit and wtf am i gonna do
babeobaggins: Please know being your kindest doesn’t mean you have to allow people to treat you like shit. No one is allowed to treat you badly or speak badly about you and you should never let them. Sticking up for yourself is not being mean, that’s
omograffiti: imagine your OTP talk on an instant messenger quite frequently, and one night a conversation gets interrupted by Person B saying they’ve been drinking a lot of soda and have to pee pretty bad.. Person A types lol and tells them to go to
robothugscomic: New comic! (link to comic) Sorry this one’s a little late. Trans people have to walk this really fine line with respect to acceptable gender expression. Deviating from what is considered ‘normal’ for their gender results in the
guess who just finished their oneshot :D now I have to do another read-through and decide on keeping or cutting some text I was on the fence about. And then decide whether I want to cross-post the text to tumblr or not. Decisions. I’m just happy
004mog:I checked with an ASM to get a second opinion on whether the timing of The Thing I’m about to do tonight is appropriate and she totally Mommed out about it, wanted to know who it was, said “His brother’s cute too!” and supported me! Asked
literallyflashtrash: Note to self: in order to write, you have to actually do more than stare at a Word document rereading what you’ve already written. For example, maybe typing new words would be a good strategy.
oldbookist:“umm but we have to change his canon characterization to make him more palatable” he’s unpalatable TO YOU. im eating him
just got this email from tumblr: “You’re getting this email because you previously identified your Tumblr as adult-oriented. We wanted to give you a heads-up that we’ve made some changes to our content policies. Starting today, blogs that
residentgoodgirl: “So, I’m on a plane today. Here’s what I did to prepare to fly as a very fat person. (Thread.)” by @yrfatfriend (…) I brought my own seatbelt extender, so I wouldn’t have to ask for one. Sometimes my extender is
okay so i finished night vale and i have to tell you tumblr i was vERY DISILLUSIONED that Cecil was not this suave dresser with a predilection for purple vests and bow ties like the fanart lead me to believe, but rather, a FASHION NIGHTMARE and i’ve
knifeandlighter:so Dan, it turns out one of my sisters relatives died and left her a house in Hokkaido. So I have to renew my fucking passport and get on a plane in a few weeks to go with her and see if she wants to keep the house, gut it and sell it,
so tired going to have to go to bed
ghostkid: It’s good to be kind to people. It’s so important because everyone that you see every day goes home and has their own problems and things they have to deal with and it might make a world of difference to them. It might not happen every
galina: One of the most difficult choices when packing to travel: deciding which books to take. Specifically having to decide whether a half-finished book is worth carting to the train knowing you will probably finish it on the journey there and then
teaboot:Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day’s labour can’t purchase three square meals, 24 hour’s worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month’s clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for
coldhabits: shoutout to the mentally ill people who wear the same dirty clothes for a week straight, always forget to brush their teeth, and who have to force themselves to shower once or twice a week. you are still worthy of being loved and accepted.
jerseyfiredragon20: thewhaleridingvulcan: crystalsoulslayer: I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to make up some lie, or eventually get around to “I am not working because
solarpunk-aesthetic: sassypixiestrashcan: no, listen, when I say I want to integrate more specific solarpunk stuff in my life, i don’t mean to ask for yet again new “aesthetic” clothes that now you have to buy or make to show your support of the
liberalsarecool:Not having to work to get medicine that keeps you alive should be non-partisan. #insulinRepublicans say, “fcuk you. Work forever so we can give money [as tax cuts] to the wealthy.”
bornonthesavage:Imagine Jim is furious over Ed leaving Oluwande to die on that island, and decides they want to kill him. So they sneak into his room at night and creep up to where he’s slumped over the table, and they press their knife to his throat.
missmalena: omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about 趐 a year and we have to spend it
why do i have to go to school why aren’t i living in a nice little cabin in the woods why aren’t there schools that are nice little cabins in the woods with nice people that also just want to do nothing but be happy and live in nice cabins in the
one of the SU comics i ordered got to my city but was sent to the wrong address apparently and now i have to wait longer for them to sort it out, why postal service whyyy
doktoberfestt:thewittyarsonist:“Now that the real Stanford’s back, Stan can’t let him go to jail for the federal crimes he committed under his name. Stan is going to out himself and take the fall for his family.”You’re RIGHT!!!!!! YOURE RIGHT!!!!
eponnope: this blog is just a continuous attempt to get jen-iii to draw my ideas so i don’t have to draw it myself+ get to see more of their cute cute art
khozen: I love garnet when you think about it upon rose giving up her physical form she had to go from cool and laid back member of the crystal gems to their leader, having to still maintain her cool and trying to be strong for pearl and amethyst too
ok guys i didn’t know there was a new XL DS??? cause i was at walmart earlier tonight and i was about to show my mom the DS section to tell her that that was what i wanted santa to bring me and then i just sAW IT XL i flipped my shit but its like
wizardlyvassal replied to your post: itsokaamichin14 asked:Oh great Da…But scratching behind the ears and leashing her is somehow OK?i enjoy the headcanon that you(coughweisscough) really have to earn blake’s trust/affection to touch her cat
prokopetz:“I wish I could make a game but get other people to do all the art and writing and programming and” you literally can. It’s called being the project manager, and all you have to do to get this job is be willing to write all
Logged back on briefly cause I can’t sleep. There are so many damn stairs that I have to walk up and down dozens of times a day to get from place to place around here my legs and butt are gonna look so nice by the time I come home 🙌🏼
Commentary about how I got “small” as a negative thing are so stupid. Like okay? My body is my body, curvy or not. What do you gain from pointing it out to me? You think I’m gonna stop what I’m doing to please you…if you don’t like it