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“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
insanityofpeace: bastardfact: Tumblr’s #grunge tag Sorry tales-of-a-misfit, that wasnt very grunge of you… Also note the related tags Also note I didnt remove my other tags so fuck you I was so kidding… Kidding or not YOU SHOULDNT HAVE GRUNGE
Nightwing and Kid Flash have a frot to remember.
bludwingart: Nightwing and Kid Flash have a frot to remember.
happystupidblogger: When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some: They’ll be all “Um, no thanks.” And I’m like “Are you sure?” “Yup.” “Positive?” “Yes, mom.” “Okay, then me
mysissyfem: To send me a Donation, please follow the Paypal link on my Blog - I know SOME people don;t understand this but your support is the absolute only income I have and without your support me and my kids will end up on the street. I have already
chatfleur:So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I
Oh my god…First of all, you’re always wrong in your approach and everything else.And secondly, you don’t have friends?You little piece of shit, what about Dick? Maya? the Batcow? oh my god… i hate this kid… i hate this little
Okay now thanks to that last thing, I have this headcanon that Bro would grab Dave, and just throw him over his shoulder and take him places, no matter what the kid was doing at the time
cupcakeshakesnake: LOOK AT THIS KID HE’S MY KID—I’m still having a hard time taking this all in, but I’m trying to roll with it
incorrect48quotes:Acchan: Alright, for vacation I have my passport, sunglasses, wallet, bathing suit, spare clothes, chapstick, and my camera. I think I have everything[ two days into vacation ]Acchan: I fuCKING FORGOT MY KID
barackobamas: does anyone else ever have pregnant dreams because that shit is scary you wake up in a cold sweat like who’S TAKING CARE OF MY KID before you remember that there is no kid thank the lord
silversarcasm: its so important to have disabled presence in children’s media, disabled kids grow up with really harmful messages about being burdens, ugly and unwanted and that needs to be challenged, we need to be showing disabled kids that they’re
candiikismet: coldtofire: This is my new absolute favorite. I had so much fun watching this
dwagor replied to your post: A lengthy rant that you may n… I have kids and I agree 100%. I enjoy my kids, but I am an adult and thus need adult time occasionally. That’s a big reason why my wife and I go to swinger’s clubs ;-) Thank you for
Some sketches of a poke OC I made with my friends since all the cool kids have one.Dont have a name for this chubby loser yet. gonna call him Dorky for now(since he’s basically me as a spinda…)
collardshirt: i have this life-long quest to find other people who remember, watched and feel similarly about this show My lifelong mission is to find the entire series and rewatch it as an adult but no one has it! This was my jam as a little kid
yeahflashback: i loved these when i was growing up. i think i still have some that my kids play with -Amy FIZ LOOOKKKK i really wonder if i still have some of these i remember having the frankenstein monster and the vampire
sophienorthcott: dickofgrayson: vigilanteflower: Anyone who tells me sex ed is a bad idea for kids…This. I am so telling my kids they need to grow their condom before having sex to keep them from doing it too early omfg ‘i wanted to get back
scratchask: So We’ve come to realize that if it wasn’t for him. We wouldn’t have been together. I would have never fell in love with my wife and none of my kids would have been here. No wonder the Twins likes him. I guess it’s a fair enough “thank
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
How I cope after finding out about my #sexual abuse: make a zillion aus in which young kids are loved and cherished by maternal figures/hyper focus on canonical maternal figures
titenoute:hiddlesherethereeverywhere:pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word.
earthnation: zer0square: Mom: let me see what you have! Kid: A KNIFE! Mom: NOOO!!! voice in the background: oh my god why does he have a kni-
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
fightweight: heyfranhey: Baltimore School Deals With Conflict By Sending Kids To The Mindful Moment Room Instead Of The Principal’s Office Health Nut News writes: Not all kids have an easy life and because of that, not all kids come to school ready
danahess94: out on the beach 2 weeks after having my 2nd kid I don’t think I look to bad for having 2 kids
alexmangosblog: Iam Alex from Germany i have 2500 video kids and girls small for exchang if you have video kids and want with me exchang i like thise😘 my kik:moradmango2003Wicker:alexmango2003
yulady-yoga: “Open your heart to change but don’t let go of your values” my favorite quote from The Dalai Lama Having an amazing morning, I have been meditating everyday for an hour in the morning at 5 am before my kids and hubby are up. That
alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go, “Sit back down,
chokkilissa-nahollos: rhaenys-martell-targaryen: anthropolos: It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it #it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it this explains everything about
So I’m keeping it a secret from my parents right now But I’m gonna apply to be a speaker at my graduate commencement :) I was scared to apply but I would honestly love to do it. And I’d love to surprise my parents but it’s KILLING
glitchyspecter: Yesterday when I was walking in the park some kid comes up yelling at me “Hey! Hey mom!” I’m like wtf….I don’t have kids… I take my headphones out and I’m like “Do you need something lil dude?” “Oh, you’re not my
I have rediscovered all my favourite ninties/early two thousands (i refuse to say noughties) TV shows out of boredom The Queen’s Nose anyone? Big Kids? My Parents are Aliens? This is fabulous.
If Mr Wonderful and I get married (the vanilla guy I’m chilling with) them I’m going to have enroll in a class on how to twist and braid black hair, if we have a daughter. I want my kids to embrace their culture! My Mexican side and his Nigerian
toffeezel: toffeezel: Oh god I should be catching up with my shows… have a kid!Loki and Thor blubies I think I’m gonna make more Update! kid Loki blub turns to teen Loki blub ! (this is also transparent! ^) ahh kids grow up so fast ; u ;
precumming: lordfucksquad: lordfucksquad: precumming: kiss me I’ll have to ask my mum first she said no have her call my mom
boozy-the-ghost: micktoonz: What if I…got you into my hyperfixation….ahaha just kidding…..unless? I apologise to all my friends for doing this constantly
i have to read this book for class called the color of water and it’s basically my life. not the number of siblings or the abject poverty (i just have one brother and though we were poor, my grandparents kept us from being destitute), but the identity
stoned-outta-my-mind420: corpxe: stoned-outta-my-mind420: 🍁 Wow I had no idea someone could smoke weed without there actually being any smoke my oh my the youth of today just have it all figured out Wtf you’re an idiot you clearly don’t understand
uncaged-: This will forever be my favorite gif set and Will Smith will forever be my favorite actor for this reason. So inspiring since we grew up having the same story and idk, it just gives me hope that my kids will have a father as great as this
180mph:Cant wait to ironically raise a child, whenever i see it walking around my home ill be like “Thats my kid lmfao. What the fuck. Why do i have a kid” and laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor laughing
milfman51: Life surprisingly got a lot better after my husband had left me. My kids started spending more time with me, which brought us closer together. Now instead of having mediocre sex every once in awhile with my husband, I’m constantly having
“Yeah bit this life is so much better than this life man. In the game I have kids and a wife, in real life my kids split on me and my father split on me. No, screw this. That’s not life man, this is life. This is life and I’m going
askthefamilyoflove: Ruby: Those creeps had better have been staring because you’re so beautiful!!!!! Wait no, I don’t want them to stare at you, uhh…Sapphire: Hush now Hon, it dosen’t bother me any more, but as a kid it really got to me and I
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