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My kid sister was a great fuck, but a horrible listener. I mean, I guess I shouldn’t complain when she worships my cock so much, but I’d like to have a conversation between fooling around, y'know?
pregnantincest: This started 13 years ago, now my sister is married, and so am I, we have made 4 kids, before taking our vows, which her and I never honor, as we have 5 kids together after taking those vows.
Yeah I have a 1-29-13 update hangover. My alpha babbus are just so beautiful I legit cried over that update okay because everything was beautiful and nothing hurt somebody instagram dat shit. I meant to post this earlier but I caught the flu so I’m
naughtygirlsandmarriedmen:I promised the babysitter I was going to pull out, but I didn’t specify how far. Guess she’s going to have one more of my kids to look after. I’m sure my wife won’t mind if our other kids have a new playmate.
My OCD says if I grab one butt cheek, I also have to grab the other.
My classmate: "Oh my gosh, "Talking To The Moon" by Bruno Mars is soooo gooood!! Have you heard it?"
bludwingart: Here’s that threesome I was talking about… And I’m super close to 1000 followers, you guys have been great! But when I do, I have a little something extra for this picture waiting… Super late and already made a post about it, but
My favourite episode of Recess when I was a young boy. When the tomboy Spinelli became one of the Ashleys. I really think she should have remained one of them.
Have you ever been strangely fond of someone that everything in your brain and heart tells you you should hate? Sure you do! He works at the local gas station and sells drugs to the kids from the nearby high school in his free time. Everybody seems to
So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while
FLASHLIGHT SHIPPING INCOMING TAKE COVER!!!! Hehe, just kidding… they do have their up’s and down’s though. ^.^ This was requested by Powerfluff over at Deviant Art.
lesbian-max: Someone: you have to watch this new show!!! It’s called the end of the f***ing world Me: k what’s it about Someone: it’s about this boy who thinks he’s a psychopath so he plans on killing this girl but as time goes on they fall in
Shoutout to all those trans and nonbinary kids out there who’ll spend xmas getting cards adressed with the wrong name
My kids are gonna have hair like this 😭😍😋
juniperarts: The bnha kids have a Homecoming/Prom and Deku and Uraraka are crowned king and queen! The girls and boys take reaction pictures! (Bakugo is there … he is creating the explosion in the boys photo 😂) <3 <3 <3
elbrutoepico: requiem-for-a-spartan: Sounds like my daughter. She’d love this costume. Love it The kid my girlfriend and I would have.
lady-sith: jonnytodd: justforgag: My home will have at least three batcaves and one narnia I must have this. If nothing else, the Narnia one. I would have hidden sex rooms everywhere! Omg I’d have the narnia for my kids and i. My room will be
sixpenceee:Some more of the creepiest thing said by kids. I have more collages on my blog. Here they are:Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 3Kid’s Imaginary Friends I’ve got MANY
My inclusive teaching professor just screamed at me without warning to prove a point about auditory response and now I’m just glad I didn’t have a panic attack lol…
My kids are on vacation while we have an exterminator over, so here’s a vintage Landry pic to keep myself together 😢💘
My roommates have made the comparison that the show off my flight rising dragons so much that its like a parent showing pictures of their kids in their wallet
Decided to do a redraw of an old drawing from when I was a kid
It reads “My Mommy is about to dump my Daddy.” Yeah, gonna have a talk with Beja about her sentence choices! Lol! #mindofachild #thejrz #kids #instaphoto
jehovahhthickness:Literally expressed to my sister last week or two weeks ago that I don’t care if my romantic relationships don’t work out as long as I have kids and she said “No! You don’t want that. Your kids must have a father in the house
My siblings and I were huge Monster Rancher fans as kids (both the games and anime). We were all really excited to see the confrontation between Tiger and Grey Wolf in the anime, since they were brothers but Grey Wolf was a bad guy and it was interesting.
silver–storms:I’ve never met anyone who likes their birthstone. Reblog + put in the tags what yours is, if you like it and what birthstone you’d rather have.
krisinthecity: 98young: vivalarianne: “‘Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal’ That line…that line is about consumerism” HAHAH, okay Rebecca Whack. You have got be kidding me. <—- I actually mean, you have got to be kidding me. SHE’S
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sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: I love my kids, but I do miss having money and having peace and quiet.
jehovahhthickness:I can’t wait to be a geriatric mom lmaooo I was the last one in my family to have kids–had my oldest at 27–and my kids have had it the easiest out of all their cousins. Not only that, but because I waited I lived better
My kid’s loot from easter egg hunting. They either have candy or chocolate in them. Smh #easter #egghunt #candy #chocolate #spoiledkid
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
My therapist flaked out of my appointment an hour beforehand. I’d been waiting weeks just to see her but fuck me i guess. I tried to have a good day anyways. Took my kid to a different playground, went thrifting and got a piece of furniture for
phamdelacreme: I know when I have kids, my cupboards are gonna be filled with different types of cereal boxes and there’s no way I’m letting them go to waste So I’m gonna have cereal eating contests with my kids on random Fridays For Father
That worlds toughest job video is only applicable if your mother was a good mother. If you work 24 hours and half of that time is spent calling your kid ugly, stupid, or beating them than it’s not a tough job.
winterlandwitch: “When youre older youll want kids,” they said. I stare at my fields of goats, my endless fields of goats. They were right.
‘Kids are gross’: on feminists and agency
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
abbeycorrine: day n night i feel like this should have been on my blog since day 1.
my-wife-doesnt-approve:cosmicretreat:Calvin and Hobbes is incredible because you read it as a kid and totally identify with Calvin. Then, you have a kid, and you simultaneously identify with both the parents AND your inner Calvin. Brilliant.
neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable: foxsfandom: the-more-u-know: Awesome Halloween costumes for kids. omg my kids will have the best costumes. it took me longer than it should have to realized that that dog didn’t really have three heads
bethanybdsm: I hate my job! But being a single mother of 3 young kids I have to have a pay check. So every other Saturday while my kids are with their dead beat dad I have this view for lunch. It’s my boss. She comes by my house around 11:00
ayooveez: strawberry-thot-cake: My family is gonna hate me when I have kids. I just know it. No you cannot drag my kids to church, no you will not have my daughter in fluffy pink dresses everyday and lecture her on what’s “ladylike” at 8 years
yeezys-girl: 💸 bitch better have my money 💸
touchedbyanangela: sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to unioh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do bothalso we don’t have enough jobs for you
katy-j: Okay… Maybe I have a problem.
gothhabiba: girls who are 14-16 rn are really going through it with makeup and instagram culture in a way that young teenagers of my day did not and it’s very concerning 😶 like the models photoshopped in magazines back then, only more accurately
My kids will grow up listening to George Strait, Johnny Cash, Keith Whitley, Alan Jackson, Waylon Jennings, Conway Twitty, George Jones, Dolly Parton, Patsy Cline, Vince Gill and Garth Brooks so they have a CLEAR understanding of what country music is.
acountrygirlblog: If I ever have a son this will be him. Haha hell yes, this will be my son 😂👌🏼
charlotteisnotmyname: lol If we ever have a kid this will happen!
:My kids are gonna have parents that are madly in love with each other thats my plan
rubberfaktory: overtheunderpass: i have died. goodbye this will be me and my kid if i ever have one and this makes me want to have kids and i have never had this feeling I SIMPLY CANNOT EVEN
my-edits-have-no-remorse: @team_palmer: You don’t hear the good things celebrities do for us little people often enough. Thank you #chrisevans for 45 seconds out of your day, that totally made my kids lives! CHRIS IS A PRECIOUS ANGEL OMG
latinasbusty: walt1992: Damn this chola can get it every fucking day dog!! Fuck a rubber homie. This hyna is having my kids!! 👨👩👧👦 I first saw this girls pics a few years back. I’ve been masturbating to her ever since
skaterparadise: i need to be pinned up against a wall and have my neck kissed tbh
having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and
richtextadventures: JOHN: but… JOHN: i don’t actually have my wallet? TEREZI: YOU DONT? JOHN: no. JOHN: i lost it years ago. JOHN: i think i gave it to… JOHN: damn. who was it. JOHN: liv tyler, the bunny? JOHN: or was it that short chess dude.
I hate school sometimes This bahemoth of a project is a pass or fail one, if your buisness isn’t voted the best, then the best grade you can get is a 68%. Only one kid (with their partner if they have one) will get a 100% I hate this class ughguhmm
herukas:commissioned artwork of RobinxCordelia fam having some quality time together with their kids! thank you so much for commissioning me! :3c
