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Have you been missing me? Don’t worry, I’ve got another exciting new photoset I’ve been dying to share with you. Even when I can’t make it to the beach, that doesn’t stop me indulging in my favourite hobby! For this shoot, I stripped off to
ms-oedipussex: MOMMY’S HORMONES HAVE MADE ME FERTILE AGAIN & I NEED A HEALTHY DOSE OF YOUR CUM SON! I just HAVE to be FUCKED son, DEEP! DO IT! I don’t CARE that I’m your Mother! FUCK ME!!! I feel like I’ll DIE if I don’t get another thick
21,000 likes on my fan page!!!! Man you had told me last yr this time I’d have 21,000 likes if have died laughing. So as always thank you to the models and fans and designers who stand by me and my vision of curvy photography. Thank you #photosbyph
Oh my…I have died and gone to heaven…fuck me…I think I just found my new favorite picture of all time…look at all that cock juice sitting on her tongue…she has way more discipline then me…I would have already
'Paper Roses' (Swim Trunks, Pt.4) [SNK; JeanMarco - NSFW]
reyesrobbies: It’s very hard for me to be silly about Superman, because I’ve seen firsthand how he actually transforms people’s lives. I have seen children dying of brain tumors who wanted as their last request to talk to me, and have gone to their
ms-oedipussex: ms-oedipussex: MOMMY’S HORMONES HAVE MADE ME FERTILE AGAIN & I NEED A HEALTHY DOSE OF YOUR CUM SON! I just HAVE to be FUCKED son, DEEP! DO IT! I don’t CARE that I’m your Mother! FUCK ME!!! I feel like I’ll DIE if I don’t
Have a great Thanksgiving everybody. Tagging some of you. Please feel free to reblog and tag your friends. @slowly-dying-ember @lustydaisy @naughtywanda @lesb1973 @mysecret-eden @mouthfullocock @make-me-bleed-bite-me @fuckeduplittlemrs @naughtylittle
wannabeyournaughtygirl: bothourboat: wannabeyournaughtygirl: alphadaddydom: For me? You really SHOULD have….. ;) ~Daddy 4 uboth!;) But you have to help me! hahaha … war nur spassmax eine u die mit mir ;)
Me, loving Matt’s new glow up in the new season: :DMe, then realizing that after he thought that his baby sister had DIED, wanted to remember her so he probably grew his hair out like she used to have to do so: D:
me at 7am: geez i shouldn’t have stayed up THIS late im gonna feel it tmrme at 4pm: i am so fucking tired i want to die holy shitme at 11pm: ok tonight i will sleep early to give my body restme at 5am: im not even fucking tired im coloring 6 pics right
unclefather: You know what never made sense to me? When I would miss a month of school in high school for whatever reason and people would make up a rumour that i died. and then when I came back to school people would ask me if I died and I would have
remus-lupin: i think you can tell a lot about a person by which harry potter death caused them the most pain
Even though you did that - you should have remained, for me. Aside from soccer, all I had was you. When soccer was gone and I wanted to die, you should have been there at least, you bastard. So what I am saying - didn’t you miss me?
oooinfinityooo: You guys are killing me today. I have said “fuck” more in the last 2.5 hours than I have in a month. THAT is saying something. Believe me! What the fuck Pack! This bitch right here. Your biggest fan since she was 9 years old is dying
rainiemallow: please tell me the way back to home I have this headcanon in which if Mikasa dies Eren will wear her scarf everyday in her stead because it’s the last thing he will have left of home in the whole world and this makes me extremely sad
Daddy sent me to bed early cause I’ve been having nightmares lately and he wants to play Dying Light but doesn’t want me to get scared and have more nightmares
Having to be nice to my rapist makes me want to die.
sarahstardusst: browngirlblues: browngirlblues: Having to be nice to my rapist makes me want to die. I wish he would stop telling me he loves me I really really hope you are documenting all of this What do I have to do to make him disappear
batorboy: momfacials: ms-oedipussex: MOMMY’S HORMONES HAVE MADE ME FERTILE AGAIN & I NEED A HEALTHY DOSE OF YOUR CUM SON! I just HAVE to be FUCKED son, DEEP! DO IT! I don’t CARE that I’m your Mother! FUCK ME!!! I feel like I’ll DIE if I
chefpyro: talentlack: chefpyro: Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog Live horny die horny motherfuckers
stansrichie: imma be honest, the losers club is brave af because if pennywise came at me i’d let the motherfucker kill me. within in the split second I have before I die, i’d have to think, “is my life really worth being traumatized & having
superhusbands4ever: Me: I have no fear Someone: what if Tony dies in Avengers 4 before Spider-Man comes back to life and they never see each other again Me: I have one fear
scarlettspectre: nicki: “and now, back to…” taylor: uM nicki: “this bitch who had a lot to say about me the other day in the press” taylor: UM?? nicki: “miley, what’s good?” taylor: i could have died man i could have died so many times
dying-while-intoxicated: sisforsasha: santaselves-are-friends-not-food: iprincessgaara: anorex-chic: meeow-for-me: I have chills after reading this post. I literally feel like im going to throw up.. I will always reboot this. real, actual issues
*strikes a fresita pose* fuck it
rubberfaktory: overtheunderpass: i have died. goodbye this will be me and my kid if i ever have one and this makes me want to have kids and i have never had this feeling I SIMPLY CANNOT EVEN
Have had such a lovely day. 12 years since Pop died, I think he would be proud. Happy that I wasn't sad all day. I think he must of concentrated on me until I got all happy and had a lovely day.
crossdan: Can you spot anything wrong with me? I may look like a freak, i may have caterpillar eye brows, and i may look like a Hollister jerk. Maybe i am? But could you ever guess i have Leukemia? Could you pick out i was dying, and i am going to die.
charlesoberonn: If you wanted me to tear over Garnet and Pearl moving on and making up, you shouldn’t have put it in the same episode where Peridot walks on her fingers and shouts “DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE”
having a burp get stuck gives me that same ”this is how i die” feeling that getting a charley horse while swimming does
luciferlaughs:”I want the electric chair. They should have shot me on the street. I did it, you know. You guys got me—the Night Stalker…hey, let me have a gun to play Russian roulette. I’d rather die than spend the rest of my life in prison. Can
It’s impossible to sleep rn and I have to get ready for class in like 4 hours. I wonder if I’ll die in class if I just push through and don’t sleep.
xekstrin: pennypuppet: this is how i cope with the RWBY hiatus. and deal with having a whole week off at work before school starts. Characters © RWBYAudio © MilesJaiArt © me YES YES YES OH MY GOD
shittywitticisms:I really think Jasper is like a werewolf version of Yang or something like that…I probably watch too much of both RWBY and Steven Universe to have come up with something like this.
elasticitymudflap: IM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN W THIS DESTROY ME cherubgirl robooboe jen-iii
miss-nerdgasmz: Did anyone else conveniently remember after seeing how Pyrrha died(?) that Summer Rose’s body was implied to have never been found
you'll find me in the void
countrygirlandbeachbum: never-let—it-die: iamhoneybadger: never-let—it-die: iamhoneybadger: never-let—it-die: Did I happen to mention I have a 7-ton license, and that my company makes me drive a lot? What the fuck did you hit? 81mm Mortar
sonicbandicoot: aaliyah1979-2001: valiantparadox: My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us WHO DID THIS I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME
basedshorty: les-etoilles: dyrus: IS THAT A SHARK? And people clown me how I’m so pussy to go too deep in the ocean. Have fun dying
froggysoup: sorry venti but im getting my ass handed to me and you’re the only disposable one in the party
rockerfield: exiledking: drawing-bored: michael hamm hot, gay nerd is hot. I think I might have just died. Me too.
animatedshorts: looulost: brogifting: sammneiland: space-cops: this is my review of anime studio debut 8. i feel it is thoroughly professional and shows the most useful features in the program. filed under “thing that have made me die of laughter”
patchyfreak replied to your post: TALLY HO *charges* I don’t know how but your liTTLE PRINCESS OUTFIT I’LL DIE. DON’T YOU gET ANY IDEAS
their height difference kills me
dustypalm: chick-fe-latio: heavens-to-murgatroid: If you don’t have me on snapchat you are missing out on some gems. “Nigga she Polish.” I DIED Oh my god😂
ehemi have decided to play fate/extra first
Does anyone happen to have the JP raw for tMnR’s Shiawase Relation and willing to scan/share it with us? We’re looking to work on this. Please send asks/fanmails or email us at machigai.nerds@gmail.com.-Kouhai
coughloop:c3po:oh u can have this post i don’t want it Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I’ll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also
mynameisdevon: submariet: lntruding: soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die BABUSHKATS