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so i had a really big scare with our dog this morning. he was having a hard time breathing and he looked like he was ready to go out any minute so i rushed him to the vet and i was really dreading the news that he’ll die (he’s 9 years old and idk
“Well we need to talk, don’t we? Cus you boys…you’ve added quite a bit to ya death count, haven’t you?”Ep 50, The Adventure ZoneADDED TO THE DEATH COUNT NO SHIT I’VE DIED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER THESE TWO ASSHOLES Buy Me Coffee | Commission
onlyshecums: “I know your cock is dying to cum, my Love, I can taste it. What would you have me do? Should I let your poor horny cock cum? Or should I let you eat my pussy out instead? It’s one or the other.” It wasn’t a fair question,
tatted-soldier: dustypalm: chick-fe-latio: heavens-to-murgatroid: If you don’t have me on snapchat you are missing out on some gems. “Nigga she Polish.” I DIED Oh my god
ridingsamsasstohell: padaguin: pandacowhipster: Undying love. I have it. He looks like, extra blond here. I love this man~ <333 LET ME DIE HNNNNNNNNNNOREOSHNNNNNNNN
aparadoxwithflies: So fucking beautiful, made my life baby!!! Your eyes makes me die. I’m all yours and only yours forever. YOU ISH SHOO COOT. <3 :3 I love you so much. Have you seen YOUR eyes!?!? *faints*
grahamcrackersandlungs: A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” The scorpion says, “Because if I do, I will die too.”
excuse me i can die happy
maboose: mrhornypantss: I ABSOLUTELY HAVE BEEN DYING TO FIND OUT THE NAME OF THIS VIDEO. SOME PLEASE MAKE MY LIFE AND TELL ME HOT
chocolateandwhiskey: s-ilentcry: WHY im never gonna have a body or boobs or hips like this nd that makes me DIE INSIDE cries can i just be perfect or
rockerfield: exiledking: drawing-bored: michael hamm hot, gay nerd is hot. I think I might have just died. Me too.
askmoria: ((OOC: While I don’t strongly ship any One Piece characters, I do think that the Kuma/Moria pairing is cute, though it becomes really depressing when I try to consider it seriously; canonically, the former is now a mindless automaton, and
sterndaddy: diegehorsame: Die korrekte Stellung der gehorsamen Frau während dem Sex: ihm nichts verweigernd. God I love bending you in half like this and spreading you so wide that your hips actually pop a little. It lets me get SO deep inside you.
my little art and new ocs they are yokais and both are sisters. ayako and aoi. AYAKO is older sister . AOI is little sister of ayako. (i will think something how they died and why do they have those powers?)
wonderfloniumandfezzes: wintermoons: tenementhalls: ramblingeekette: shhhjustcome: SAMBA. YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ME. DYING SAMBA.
elijahwt: Follow me or you going to die in 7 days…..SexyBoys :D
Ao3 link of the story: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4887874/chapters/11208001;;; I’m so embarrassed about this chapter, I want to die. I thought the ending would be humorous tho (because I have the humor sense of a child) so I apogolize if it doesnt
Are you a boy who’s dying to become a girl?Does the idea of being a feminized, submissive sissy excite you?Do you secretly wish that you could wear panties, high-heels, and makeup?Would you have sex with a man? Letting him use your body however
garedrothschild: oliverheaton: “Okay, you got me. I have a heart.” Oliver relinquished, rolling his eyes with his hands held up innocently, though, the accusations weren’t all that bad, he figured. Maybe it was just his way of being drawn into
I have terrible news, for me-last message to only friend-*long convo*…At the last minute I opened my front door and hid behind it as they were coming around the corner calling my name they stood right in the doorway one of their faces was inches
I just never really thought to add to my resume “I’m a f*cking liar so vile it makes me sick” but hey times have changed I guess :-P This story here I pulled it out of my ass and this weasely stinky British little
I’m going to send this message to the CIA, they probably know already by me typing it here but I’m going to make sure they get it :-P Hi CIA :-) I’ve found out that all the first ladies have been men and literally I think everyone in
I never steal I can’t steal, no matter how bad I want something, no matter how much I want to steal whatever it may be I just can’t something just won’t let me, so I work extra hard or give something up so I can have it and when I finall
dontouchperi:Tattoos seem very permanent to me
huhhuhreligion: livixdunne: 01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?03: Do you regret anything?04: Are you insecure?05: What is your relationship status?06: How do you want to die?07: What did
till-whenever: MBLAQ Lee Joon & Baby (von jooniesu2) FORGET ABOUT MY HISTORY EXAM !! OH MY GOD IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THOUGH ITS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ! FU*** DIED JOON OMG BE THE FATHER OF MY FUTURE CHILDREN PLS !!!
i have no fear as long as you're with me;
alliearts: mynameisdevon: submariet: lntruding: soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die BABUSHKATS babushkats.
standingcowrrdly: sucks when you’re just sitting around having an okay day and suddenly a wave of I Wanna Die™ hits you
systlin: wetwareproblem: brainstatic: Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in
i started doing something i really shouldn’t have but too late now, here’s the first bit bc i’ll probably die before i finish the whole thing
Reblog if you have ever cried over a song from a Musical
thehootmess: joaquinterrero: thehootmess: joaquinterrero: joaquinterrero: hey rb this and tag ur sexuality/gender and what loot you would drop if u died in a video game why have multiple people just said hair. what does that mean WAIT I FORGOT
breathe-peace-and-fire: rockerfield: exiledking: drawing-bored: michael hamm hot, gay nerd is hot. I think I might have just died. Me too. boyfriend goals
onlyblackgirl: shaquelc: idk why this got me dying LMFAOOO Should have never gave us slow mo.
You know you’re a 90s kid when you have no good source of income and want to die
captioned-vines: jaxxgarcia: 911 HELP ME IM BEING STEREOTYPED INTO A THREESOME AGAIN 1: “You’re bi? Oh my god! My husband and I have been dying to try some stuff out! What’s your number?” 2: [blowing whistle furiously] “Help!”
robotlyra: Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing
nakedspacelesbians replied to your audio post “Hush, hush, I’m the one who’s in control.” *dies of a heart attack/ is revived by the power of porn/ takes a minute to think about her life choices/ lays down/ doesn’t get back up* You have
dickbone: rockerfield: exiledking: drawing-bored: michael hamm hot, gay nerd is hot. I think I might have just died. Me too. Fuck
veranovah: c-bassmeow: hoeboy: let me die already Science side of Tumblr what do u have to say *calls the police*
weekends have meant nothing to me since i joined the workforce, i am as tired on Sunday as i would be on Monday.
knifeandlighter:so Dan, it turns out one of my sisters relatives died and left her a house in Hokkaido. So I have to renew my fucking passport and get on a plane in a few weeks to go with her and see if she wants to keep the house, gut it and sell it,
salt-sass-and-lyrium: I have seen the face of God
dustypalm: chick-fe-latio: heavens-to-murgatroid: If you don’t have me on snapchat you are missing out on some gems. “Nigga she Polish.” I DIED Oh my god😂
mynameisdevon: submariet: lntruding: soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die BABUSHKATS
vivavivaliberation: rockerfield: exiledking: drawing-bored: michael hamm hot, gay nerd is hot. I think I might have just died. Me too. AW LAWD HE GOOD
kannibal: …but two can stick together. That’s how it is. That’s how it is. Possibly for Durin’s Day AU, where Thorin dies, but his nephews live. Fíli is now Erebor’s King, though Balin still acts as Minister, and Glóin as secretary of state
probablybadrpgideas:You enter the trap-and-monsters-filled dungeon. It’s perfectly safe. All the monsters have already set off the traps and died. The only inhabitant is a single very sheepish dungeon designer who will give you treasure if you promise
nauticae:any hopes and dreams of colouring it died with a person who didnt have a stiff carpal tunnel brace on their wrist so i might as well post it as it is
robotsandsodapop replied to your post: Why am I starting to feel sad for a ta…i think it’s dying
“why did you have to die, person who really annoyed me five years ago and I haven’t seen since!?”
shouldnt: We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
So tonight I’m going on a plane for the first time in like 15 years and I’ve got this irrational fear that the sinus problem I have that causes pressure in my ear is gonna, like, compound with the change in air pressure and give me an aneurysm
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