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haiku-robot: foxyshadow: danipup: definingthedarkness: glisteningsoftly: invertedgender: Men are using a powerful hashtag to fight back against emotional abuse According to NCADV, 4 in 10 people have experienced some kind of coercive control
haiku-oezu:Birthday Commission for @paintmod + @cogsymod c:
haiku-robot: fagatrons: v1als: I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly
haiku-robot: silver-tongues-blog: nightguardmod: tehjai: aliyamirat: naamahdarling: setheverman: tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen
haiku about today: tj’s and target in my balenciaga and comme des garçons
haiku-robot: walkingdorito: socrappyicoulddie: gentlekingsmen: hulksmashley: Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro
haiku-robot: vanillalolita: writing-prompt-s: You’re a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier
haiku-robot: amelie-not-amelia: narfoonthenet: i-am-already-panicking: larissaloki: the-glitter-ace: erynspencer2187: erynspencer2187: erynspencer2187: someoneintheshadow456: casgirlat221b: fandom-is-my-middle-name: clean-what-now:
haiku-oezu: lipucd: elpatrixf: lipucd: elpatrixf: this is what she currently looks like, she still needs a name her design is obviously inspired by something in particular …So, all I gotta ask is….Does she have a thing to screw in a joystick
haiku-robot: wheel-skellington: vonisv: dojyaan: ＣＨＯＯＳＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＦＩＧＨＴＥＲ DLC Characters: there is so much raw kinetic energy in these gifs im in shock there is so much raw kinetic energy in these gifs im in shock
haiku-robot: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: last-snowfall: gehayi: or a adinfinitumxx: appropriately-inappropriate: doyouthinkaboutme: memeguy-com: years later House is still as relevant as he ever was I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so
haiku-robot: cawcawoedipus: mamamichine: socialistexan: lake–verity: theryanproject: buttcheekpalmkang: ski-mvsk-mxbbin: thelovelybones124: This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want
haiku-robot: plum-soup: clickthefrog: chickenkeeping: draconym: chickenkeeping: yemenitehole: lord-kitschener: chickenkeeping: chickenkeeping: whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof!
haiku-robot: doctorbluesmanreturns: sixpenceee: Anthropomorphic sculptures made of mud and algae, Homo Algus is a creation of Sophie Prestigiacomo. @sixpenceee I would have a heart attack and die if I saw that out of nowhere. i would have a heart
haiku-robot: running-dog: molosseraptor: If you don’t have a valentine, Marius has you covered. He’s a gentleman, a scholar, and a very good boy with enough love to go around Delighted to accept a valentine from such a gracious gentleman delighted
Haiku's Hive Redux!: MLD and MLDOXY Nuked
Haiku about hairy guys
haiku-oezu:Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008)
haiku-robot: smellestine: sn0wbro: chucklestheboywonder: WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT this is like, the opposite of loss gain.jpg it really is though, dang. I mean you can find patterns in anything if you really look but…
Parallel
haiku-the-aquarius: lagonegirl: I’m just gonna watch this all day on loop and get my life. LMAO. #BlackGirlMagic LIKEA BLAST FROM THE PAST Aaaaaaaaahaahhahahahahahahha
haiku-robot: pandaioh: gayforsidon: Favorite Zelda cutscenes 1/?It can only be called fate that here, I would again gather the three with the crests.That I should lay my hand on that which grants the wish of the beholder. That when power, wisdom,
haiku-robot: heteromanticmarkiplier: creamchis: heteromanticmarkiplier: creamchis: heteromanticmarkiplier: creamchis: healing: top or power bottom tank: verse or submissive top dps: bottom, no exceptions and thats just the fuckinig TEA
haiku-robot: burr-hamilton-laurens: Alexander “Fight me” Hamilton Aaron “Should have taken his own advice and waited” Burr Eliza “Didn’t deserve any of this shit” Schuyler Angelica “Comma after dearest” Schuyler Peggy “And Peggy!”
haiku-robot: colonel-narwhal: weirdsexpervert: tsunamiwavesurfing: thetimewasted: tsunamiwavesurfing: bourgeoiskev: tsunamiwavesurfing: I’m so intrigued by Death Stranding dawg I’m deep reading theories and connecting dots ya boy out here
haiku-robot: downthetummblrhole: randomthingsthatilike123: kerrry-g: okay anne hathaway looks good rihanna thank you so much for making Anne feel good about her body because holy shit I know I’ve reblogged this before but it needs to be reblogged
haiku-robot: broodingsoul: aggressivelynihilistic: shithotawkward: batmanisagatewaydrug: northisnotup: itsafckingsnickersbar: johnmulaneys: Nick Kroll & John Mulaney’s Success Hasn’t Gone To Their Heads - CONAN (26.02.2018) This is the
haiku-robot: noblerosetyler: markv5: Я в попытках заснуть при атакующих меня тревожных мыслях Я в попытках заснуть при атакующих меня тревожных мыслях
haiku-robot: thinksnake: train-to-win: corn-free-awesomesauce: briggsnotmyers: salainen: fancybidet: zerogoukki: so there’s this terrible spotify ad (i don’t have premium because unemployed. boo) from biore, about their ridiculous nose strips,
haiku-robot: onion-souls: treatscraft: korkrunchcereal: A pitch slide for Overwatch before its development for its heroes, featuring NPC’s, cut classes from Titan and so on. bring back mama hong this INSTANT Please add Luc and have Reaper make
haiku-robot: slimetony: setheverman: the red bar at the bottom means i’ve already watched this video but youtube keeps recommending it to me which is great and i will absolutely watch it again thanks randy @slimetony It’s no problem seth thank
haiku-robot: spaffy-jimble: greycorbie: charlesoberonn: marsincharge: Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me. Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor. I’ve never been more bored looking at a group
haiku-robot: delistylehardcore: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the
haiku-robot: republicansareahategroup: accidentallypatriotic: mrs-prism: sizvideos: Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles This is both entertaining and really important. Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well
haiku-robot: kiahlsart: thejusticethatissocial: Hey y'all remember this photo? The saxophonist is Big Jay McNeely, who died on Sept. 16th 2018 at the age of 91. He was a crucial part of LA’s postwar R&B explosion and helped lay the foundation
GOLD right here
haiku-robot: callmecubone: faustacae: is Thanos supposed to look like Joss Whedon or is it some kind of unfortunate coincidence God I’m gonna love watching Black panther kick joss whedons purple ass god i’m gonna love watching black panther
haiku-robot: crow821: multiversecafe: roxirinart: fullhalalalchemist: If net neutrality dies we aren’t getting it back. I just hope you guys know that. This government never fixes it’s mistakes until decades later if at all, and especially under
Haiku's Hive Redux!
haiku-oezu: cyrilmusic: laserpon3: thatsonofamitch: skrill-cosby: wolfnanaki: Quick roundup of all of the current, major, official Microsoft mascot girls. Holy shit microsoft You think years from now Microsoft will look at this like it was their
haiku-oezu: micthemicrophone: nadaatall: somacruzisafgt: hola amigo you….you got somethin…you got somethin on your fACE N-Noooo. I clean now. SNAKE NOT KNOW HOW MAKE FRIEND
haiku-oezu: That’s not the Google+ logo. It’s the (old and unofficial) Google +1 logo. How hard is it to get it right?
haiku-oezu: Is this Metal Gear Solid
haiku-oezu: Fucking beautiful
