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haiku-oezu: pewpuupalace: sacreddata: metal gear solid 5tactical espionage KEPT YOU WAITIN’, BROTHER? WE’VE DEVELOPED A WEAPON TO SURPASS EVEN METAL GEAR. THE INDIAN YAPPAPAI STRAP, JACK. It’s back
haiku-oezu: Nice job Mufasa
haiku-oezu: sturmtruppen: tacticalspookybadger: He’s like a damn comic book villain. if he was a tiny schoolgirl this would be the premise for like a dozen animes I’m verging on videogame boss myself
haiku-oezu: Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER. Via BuzzFeed Simone no!
haiku-oezu: Last one is pretty funny tho
haiku-oezu: thatsthat24: cumenchantress: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sausage-addicted-kookaburra-too-fat-to-fly/story-e6frflri-1225872729208 That is the face of no regrets. Oh, so that’s what a kookaburra is
haiku-oezu: Everytown, USA
haiku-robot: chefpyro: link-of-asgard: chefpyro: biologists in the pokemon universe are fuckin idiots. imagine excluding entire countries’ worth of animals and saying “yeah these are all the species in the world”. and these arent even like.
haiku-robot: fagatrons: v1als: I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly
haiku-robot: teathattast: commandershepardvasfuckit: I’m screaming Which one of you guys convinced boomers we were serious This joke post made it onto my local news and they can’t tell it’s a meme This is it. This is what we as millenials
haiku-robot: incubusvibes: spenccrreids: spenccrreids: the year is 2040, gender has been disregarded. instead we identify as whose line is it anyways party quirks I decided to add some more, so tag yourself I’m the fashion police i decided to
haiku-robot: star-of-wormwood: sci-fantasy: tomthefanboy: sprmint-bkgsoda: sprmint-bkgsoda: Who were the 10 freaks? HERE THEY ARE. Sex With Animals ✅ Marriage Equality ❎ I am willing to say that mostly they are just being obstructionist…
haiku-robot: scanalan: prettydoddleoddle: I want emo versions of idioms Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco” You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him
haiku-robot: moonblossom: jhameia: doublehamburgerjack: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: bethanythemartian: ohmygil: scratch-the-maven: “We have…mead pie. Beer pie. And for the truly daring…Fimbulvinter pie.” Avengers #24.NOW I think we’re
haiku-robot: arentwealljustsatellites: shesellsseagulls: Peter feels like he’s in over his head but realises he’s not the only one who gets scared on the battlefield(And Tony just doesn’t want to lose Peter) This is the thread I never knew
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haiku-robot: taki-sensei: broken-teen-poet: ghettablasta: lagonegirl: Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality! Reblog to save life If you see this on your dash and don’t reblog, unfollow me
haiku-robot: superkat500: misteryada: odric-master-swagtician: loafed-beans: ethereal-insight: fedkaczynski: allamericankindofguy-actual: fedkaczynski: What’s funny is that this actually happened. I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak: how I feel when I’m on tumblr a ball hovers there, man with moustache holds my tits we wait with paddles
haiku-robot: luckycavy117: tigerbun: drunkcyclonus: karawaltersuniverse: take a note fellas, chicks dont want dick pics. we want gundams we want giant fighting robots Megas XLR was right: Chicks dig giant robots. genuinely share your interests
haiku-robot: crashington: two-stories-to-every-life: two-stories-to-every-life: purposehorse: hollyhocksandtulips: Hydrox cookies, 1954 oh ahit we got fooled by look alikes Nah we’re safe, oreos are the REAL og SHIT NEVERMIND God is dead and
haiku-robot: acrazia: jayjaysingh: daveandjadeotp: jetgreguar: i’ve been comprimised i laughed for about 349583492547252 years I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it For everyone who is confused: This person,
haiku-robot: macklemuffin: WOW I REALLY FUCKING HATE THIS POST I REALLY DO holy shit wow wow wow WOW it’s okay everyone we shouldn’t ever admit that men are okay because the ones that are okay know they are so we can just make a general statement
only bjork matters tbh
Haiku on the Universe
haiku-honey: the days last rays of sunshine cruise like sharks
haiku-robot: oppositionresearch: rustandruin: I didn’t expect to see myself dragged so thoroughly. But here we are. “I assumed I was straight but just really bad at it” yeah pretty much “i assumed i was straight but just really bad at
haiku-robot: legally-bitchtastic: fromchaostocosmos: bellaxiao: Fascinating how white liberals and white supremacists get along perfectly So I actually did a little digging and the date on that tweet in the image above is 6/5/17 But if you go and
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The end of high school So many secrets and lies Hurry up, college
haiku-robot: someoneintheshadow446: mrsolodolo24: drayaintshit: galvan-in-portland: luckytaters: skuubasally: tumblgang: codyslipring: spn-fandom-breathing-heavily: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and
haiku-robot: lacrimosathedark: cloudchaser7: sandersstudies: *inhales* “BREATH” AND “BREATHE” ARE NOT THE SAME WORD I feel like there is one post in particular that this is calling out I see this problem so much especially in fanfics just
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haiku-robot: skoomapipe: danielle-mertina: standinthefire: blackfemalescientist: fun-ta-mental: miaadamswhat: spoonmeb: cypheroftyr: kevlarsunshine: tarkinducken: help-i-am-actually-solas: classe: anticipatedrepudiation: tooth-and-nails:
haiku-robot: webbo0: cherryseltzer: freedomcell: Gogspeed, Sis! this is the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen in my entire life I literally had to close my laptop and catch my breath goddamn… i literally had to close my laptop and catch my
ghostkore: sounding bleak and wrongbut strangely beautiful, andI wish you were here
I really hate youYou look like a bar of soapDon’t talk to me please
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haiku-oezu:Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008)
haiku-robot: cupcakeshakesnake: thatseanguyblogs: thegeekcritique: swordsite: #Knife #Knives #Cuchillo #Faca #Couteau #нож #ナイフ #刀#pisau #سكين Modern Knife Types / Blade Shapes For sources: http://sword-site.com/thread/1111/diagrams-modern-knife-types
haiku-robot: poetofthepiano: cartoonnetwork: Garnet thinks you deserve some positivity today! ✨ I hadn’t realised how many of these there were. I would like some good vibes. i hadn’t realised how many of these there were i would like some good
haiku-robot: blackhoodlum: the-red-matter: slavery: crookedjellyfishwonderland: daydreamsandwikiwalks: ihavenoideasoceral: ares-is-a-tired-pigeon: justyouraveragehufflepuff: stark-park: pockysaurus: jeremyfanboy: riassasin001: gammija:
