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unclefather: Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do
shitshilarious: shitshilarious: DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional
ewari: gaypee: therapsid: “Friendship is a fucking hassle.” someone told this pony about bronies. brush me “what is your cutie mark?”“The fuck should i know I don’t care”
imhiskindofcrazy: yourpetdog: yourpetdog: what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane. they yelled at me.
goosebxmps: Mom: Stop twerking and clean ur room Me:
arutairu: kaikane95: I’m dead. so youre just gonna bring me a birthday present on my birthday to my birthday party
suckonmynick: Me going bowling
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spookydeantops: U HAD SEX WITHOUT ME?????
spicy-vagina-tacos: me when i dont wanna go to class
homebeyondthegalaxy: owl city lyrics really speak to me
shutupaubrey: hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
pussysista: Me hiking with my parents
vanillish: cute boy: *drops something* me: i’ll get that for you
therobotmonster: kuroba101: prismatic-bell: HERE’S THE THING THOUGH I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated
headrubs: meanplastic: me in 70 years how many elmos must die
xerneas: claykaczmarek-y: i sent this photo to one of my friends with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’ and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’ i was like, ‘what??????????no???’ ‘who the fuck takes
aerical: adorableirwinning: Michael makes an unplanned appearance in an Annie/MasterCard commercial why the fuck is this so funny to me
tayloracleswift: My kink is being a Texan and saying Happy Holidays to Christian white people and having them passive aggressively reply Merry Christmas to me, knowing that they will go home and write a lengthy Facebook dissertation about the war on
dickpong: dickpong: THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT i just met my step-brother for the first time
thisiselliz: White people on tumblr: I haven’t taken a shower since last year hahaha Me: shit I believe you
zealotarchaeologist: i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat” it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
yonceinthatlingerie: this whole thing has me crying
juilan: Because a piece of gum told me to
dadcore420: “no one understands me like the bees do”“son, come home”“i AM home”
taylorsvift: me: becky are you high? becky:
nialllhoran: [walks past zayn’s house in lingerie] don’t mind me just taking my dog for a walk
meatbicyclevevo: tattooed-disappointment: angry-slowpoke: Guess what I got at the thrift store is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantronevery time someones like “please take out your number 2 pencil”take it out and scream “ME
dominicandeathtrap: Me
roblawmusik: restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8 me: honey i never stop serving
vanillish: tell me i’m your national anthem
call me mj
efftrinket: princeowl: listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse #this is so abstract but somehow i understand
darksigyn:mattg124: angrynerdyblogger: straight-up-juggahos: kendralynora: buginateacup: jaydenw: whitepajamas: automatonic-absinthe: isaia: rosswoodpark: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me out
jinglefastersherlock:my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
alittlebitgayandmore: Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me
daisy-ca:if someone refuses to use your preferred pronouns, give them a new namefor example, my mom calls me she so I’ve started calling her Carl
equalistmako:a ship is a pairing you look at and go “wow cute! this is hecka rad~”, but an otp is a pairing you see one day and suddenly your entire world crumbles around you and all the blood leaves your face and eventually you’re left lying in
romano-aru:whovian2711:So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture So we tried it from a different angle and I was really confused and kind of offended
nicosdisangelic:New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.
asvprock: Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma
slumdog1989:darklyshining:angel-moonlight:didierhaus:phabulousphan322:My chemistry teacher let me write this on the boardSOMEONE EXPLAINomgdon’t explain it to anyone guys Hahaha yass
sappling: me: thats racist yall: there you go with that tumblr activist dictionary bullshit again
haloalkane: fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read
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nerdiegirlie: if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me.
fanotak: Dedicaction to my Tumblr sisters who, like me, loooove that ONE TRUE PAIRING! For those who’re wondering, Medic said there was a Dalokohs Bar hidden under the bench. :} This little clip was inspired by a strip starring Enoch and Dedan from
Then print me up some lo mein!
isaacmarionsbigwords: Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!
robotsatthedisco: averagefairy: i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready you become the miniboss
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someone buy me a rabbit vibrator.
gabrielcezar: Onde existe um pouco de amor, há também dois corações cheios de esperanças.
Há uma terra para os vivos e uma terra para os mortos; e a ponte é o amor, o único que sobrevive, o único significado. Thornton Wilder
Há duas razões para as pessoas mudarem. Ou eles aprenderam demais, ou eles se machucaram demais.
Há sempre uma pessoa na sua vida, a qual, não importa o que ela faça com você, você apenas não pode deixá-la ir.
Há uma diferença entre o que você quer, e o que é bom pra você. Amy Winehouse
Há uma enorme diferença entre esquecer, e nao querer mais lembrar.
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