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Peed five huge pissings in this adult diaper. No leaks & very hot! My ass is soaked. In the middle of the sixth piss it fell down from the weight. HA!
inactiveblogger: WILL LYOUVE MARRYOU ME?
craigslistdad: and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar
goldicrocs: tumblr giveaway must be following me
accioabaddon: accioabaddon: capn-devdev: accioabaddon: accioabaddon: there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male. LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS
“Há uma pessoa que não tem ideia do quanto eu penso nela.”
Há pessoas que esquecem depressa. Outras apenas fingem que não se lembram mais.
An old pic I miss my hair ha
new favorite outfit (ill put full shot later ha)
fabrys-photography: Che fine ha fatto la semplicità? Sembriamo tutti messi su un palcoscenico e ci sentiamo tutti in dovere di dare spettacolo.— Charles Bukowskimuse: valina88
Niente rimane uguale per due momenti consecutivi. Eraclito sosteneva che non possiamo mai bagnarci due volte nello stesso fiume. Confucio, osservando la corrente, disse: “Scorre incessantemente, giorno e notte”. Il Buddha ci ha esortato a non limitarci
proudlyunicorn: proudlyunicorn: proudlyunicorn: me pretending there’s no fandom discourse so I can have a good time
rawdicul: santibronze: me flirting on grindr Im like laughing at this at 3 in the morning. I need sleep.
tropius: nentindo: what’s wonderwall so you’ve never heard wonderwall before? *grabs acoustic* i think i still got it in me. havent played guitar in months. lets see what i can do. here goes nothing
azzaliejane: this freaked me out cause patrick got serious
swaggersbacktotheimpala: engage-with-zorp: sideb00b: My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm. She sounds hideous. Well she’s a guy
raspbeary: fuck humans im just gonna draw bananas from now on
supamuthafuckinvillain: This makes me extremely content.
dogsenthusiast: in me mums uterus…… womb womb
faustsfancycorner: joanegbert: satorika: when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS
So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime...
blythefosterwagamonart: Funimation: *whispers* you should be watching. Me: *whispers* I am
shadrachmaeckakshadestar: buymypepsimax: When you say the English title of an anime and someone condescendingly corrects you with the Japanese title. #did you mean Attack on Titan #oh excuse me I mean Shijekiu no Kayaking
monkeysky: drsonic1: krobats: yoshis10: krobats: joyisnothere: krobats: rest in peace you fucking onion fairy are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy? rest in peace
fishingboatproceeds: ohcurtains: ofgeography: so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per
intosnarkness: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat and it got upgraded to first class without me
cleromancy: i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me
loveyourselfcompletely: I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.
octosmagiccastle: NO LEAVE ME ALONE
vicvondoombwhahaha: You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
the-misadventures-of-lele: squidwurd: condommodel: today at work someone tipped me a potato in some countries that is a marriage proposal Even the potato looks confused
pizzaforpresident: fanskitter: pizzaforpresident: its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001 *cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything
taylorswift: Just saw this, then immediately called my parents and asked them point blank if they kidnapped me from Avicii’s family in Sweden when I was a baby. Of course they denied it. They would.
somepotternerd: Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
ericgrau: The last panel. I cannot stop laughing
wingbeifong: my ma: here take these and stand in line for me I’ll be back Me: *knows I won’t see her ass ever again*
miyku: me after 3 hours sleep mother : are you all right?me :
rexuality: OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking
buckoftheirish: koalatea: i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle
nightmaringly:nightmaringly:OK SO TODAY MY FRIEND WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME AND I TRIED TO GET OUT OF THE PICTURE BUT DIDNT NOTICE THERE WAS A WALL BEHIND ME AND
50shadesofyodaddysdick:crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?me:
penis-hilton: me dying
lacigreen: excuse me what
jackalqueenston: i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
scarytwink:doctorianmalcolm:I GOOGLED DO WORMS BREATHE AND IT SUDDENLY WENT INTO FIRST PERSON (FIRST WORM?) POV AND IT THREW ME OFF SO FAR??just keep me damp, moist and slimy
gbpocket: furbey:No more meet me in the pit jokesencounter me in the trench
urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELPOHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE I HAVE MADE THINGS
Há mais de 6 bilhões de pessoas nesse mundo, é você é a única pessoa que consegue me fazer feliz apenas dizendo um “oi”. (Bons sonhos Bela Adormecida ☾ )
Getting “jiggy” lol…my new motto is on the shirt! Mad hate on the shorts from the un-fashion-forward bums at the bahhhh. Oh well, chix was on me, ha!
Me ha quedado más que claro que tu nunca sentiste nada real por mi, que nunca te importe y sólo fui una más del montón. Fui simplemente un capricho tuyo sin más importancia en tu vida. Un capricho que querías cuando te daba la gana y ahí siempre
hoebutmadefashion: me: i’m a hoe (:y’all: aren’t you a virgin tho?me:
the-aspect-of-oblivion: saturgay: masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me no, no one feels you, that’s why you’re masturbating.
ha-ven: If someone ever made me a mix tape id probably booty dance with an inderpendant black woman jump out of the sky then send the angel a basket of new born guinea pigs
Me encantaba ir en verano con vestidos cortos a la oficina hasta que el machista de mi jefe ha dicho que sólo lo pueden llevar las mujeres.
Me ha costado bastante salir adelante, y ahora regresas.
É o que há pra esse domingo #rolezinho #Me #friodaporra #brazil #AnchietaCity #like #followme #followback #photoofday (em Condominio Amonpa Parque Anchieta)
lululich: if tumblr shuts down feel free to follow me down into my cellar, i have some delicious wines and meads down there id like my mutuals to try. Is that you Montresor?
