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Government Secret #114
jackalqueenston: i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
communistbakery:there’s somebody on my blog from the void. welcome i’ve been expecting you
dirtyberd:My best friend trusts me so much she gave me her phone and had me sext a guy on her behalf while she’s driving. This is the realest relationship I’ve ever had
Thomas Sanders
letsrunmydear: the leader of our country meeting barack obama
meladoodle: rodneykong: if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
scarytwink:doctorianmalcolm:I GOOGLED DO WORMS BREATHE AND IT SUDDENLY WENT INTO FIRST PERSON (FIRST WORM?) POV AND IT THREW ME OFF SO FAR??just keep me damp, moist and slimy
kylie gender 🌐
id die for yoongi
paradisaic:i just realized all the kardashian siblings have names that start with K… kourtney, kim, khloe, and krobert
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: I’m home alone with the tv repair man Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario porn or murder Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then
lemnix:it looks so sad
scaredpotter:alright but can we stop blindly praising taylor swift and realise that she’s actually incredibly problematic
like snowflakes and wine
lordhyrule: s-she drew a dick..on her toenails
shubbabang:Anyone ever notice how jack was always a little shit
Chill
my ass is on the line
gayemoji:gayemoji:me: *sees bae on tumblr*me: *looks @ phone and sees my text has gone unanswered*me: “If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die.” - Maya Angeloume: *sees that bae finally texts back*me: “Love
sinaloan:pixistixrox:sinaloan:hey cis people stop reading this is for my trans folk only. you know that feel when you are being trans in a trans way because you are trans and ok the cis people have stopped reading by now. come to the fallen oak tree at
lovelixst:I saw this on Twitter and I have not stopped laughing.
iraffiruse: Memory Foam never forgets
ironmanarlert:i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu
mockngjayis:‘What are relationship goals’ - TheThirdPew
queermerhex:qichi:i just saw a job listing for “plant controller” and i realize now that it was basically synonymous for like “factory manager” but for a second i was absolutely delighted that someone was committed to hiring nature wizards #THE
good-men-dont-kill:the-comics-sans:Thor just being a jerk.This better be a scene in one of MCU movies or I’m rioting.
besttblrbits:how much is car insurancehilloween:afternoobs:thegreendeceiver:myheartbeatsuppeople: the ol’ razzzle dazzle No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers
simonjpg:fakebabyfromamericansniper:a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices
oprah was here
spooky-immortal-hd:yur a wizar hryim a wot ?? a wIZER
nobutsonlybodts:I don’t remember this episode of attack on titan
all smiles here
tastefullyoffensive:thiscouldbethebestplaceyet:Who’s the burger now?Handburger
nicosdisangelic:New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.
nickelbackthatassup:i knew zayn was gonna quit the second they woke up him in the middle of the night to sing that bse high note
bigalphonse:ash-is-in-neverland:pantsareunwelcome: tumblr after dark is kind of like… NO YOU DONT GET IT IM HAPF ASLEEP AND IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHIN this looks like a rap video
It's downhill from here.
zaynsmaliks: how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
undercount:neutral: ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ ( okay ? ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ ( shut up ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯
charlesoberonn: mikleos:burge For 12 hours, there’re no food regulations, everything is legal.
tired
intensional:intensional:happy birthday mom
darkparallel:youcantcancelquidditch:the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first
explicitly-violent:Dwayne The Rock Johnson stars in Disney’s Bambi
middle aged mom on facebook
gbpocket: furbey:No more meet me in the pit jokesencounter me in the trench
vicoactus: we can do better
no: stevenuniversefanclub: lmaoooooooo LMAOOOO STOP
brassy: GIRAFFES WITH NO NECK
itstimetosmilee: I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot
extremedildo: “don’t sit like that, its unladylike”
elimin8theimpossible: cricsyxo: divinedorothy: egotastical: divinedorothy: bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people
fullmetal-weaboo-trash: when it’s 3AM but the whole squad is still awake
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hotelmario: only sjws read thisok everyone be on the bus by 9:30 tomorrow dont forget your shirts!
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