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sonianeverlime: sleepy-tanuki: A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite.. LETS BECOME
faketual: Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome
swaggersbacktotheimpala: engage-with-zorp: sideb00b: My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm. She sounds hideous. Well she’s a guy
Hahaha wait what?
chaotic stupid
Public Enemy #1
chicken-buddha: you ignorant fool
irishcob: royalfurby: memenatoarisato: stop yelling
oomshi: oomshi: how is my selfie from a month ago circulating rn
kittenmichael: 5sos + piercings
simsgonewrong: my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through
tastefullyoffensive: [mictwitty]
it is a mystery
michaeclifford: THIS IS SO FUNNY
bepsiboy: technology is amazing
peetafied: my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t
wooper can use ice punch
aspidochelon: heyitspj: he rises ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer
maximumbuttitude:
dogsenthusiast: in me mums uterus…… womb womb
fallenangelflonne: aknowlee: basedmountaindew: kaldriss: >tell my girl i love subs >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed >god damn i love sandwiches >tell my girl i love subs>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed>god damn i
Welcome to The Friend Zone
wesleh: “In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every
thesorrovv: ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
hopeflakes: When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
soulpenetration: literally i would never wear a wedding dress to a funeral. rude tbh
crimewave420: “Jared watch our waifus while we get food”
littlemammal: at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i
staff: burqini: Tumblr app more like tumblr crap am i right? excuse you
riverdoge: Man this series makes no fucking sense
quentintarrantino: I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
diancie: melongorl: where are my hoes. ?
Girl Almighty
instagram: @monkbreath
luv nut
19920109: we got skeleton decorations in at my work
samandriel: covetxvx: a metaphor of my life best moment on television. ever.
A Simple Hoe.
cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
we're all potatoes
bootykage: bootykage: bootykage: yungflowergirl: I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want this a lie im literally dating this girlthis a lie she
militiamedic: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: “go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today” … he just slapped a fucking cobra.
dicksplit: Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
a-bit-of-candlewax-left: You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE