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greelin: greelin: motion blur photos of essentially anything are so fucking hyst*rical for some reason like.. nothing will ever surpass them in their comedic value to me, personally. i see anything w/ a blur and i’m in tears you see this image? this
greelin: buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that
greelin:sorry for thinking it’s sexy when people’s hair starts graying😔 i’m right tho
greelin: greelin: canonically just dumped soup all over the floor AU where i’m not a goddamn idiot and didn’t do that
greelin:the medical/pharmaceutical industry is so fucking disgusting like.. the meds my mother HAS to take to survive are technically, literally ฮ,000. for this treatment installment. for 30 days. 30 pills. ũ,000 a pill. that is the cost. for medicine.
greelin: greelin:i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact
greelin:*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that*feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either
greelin: no offense but sweet dreams are literally made of this and.. who am i to disagree
greelin: they’re from an article on bruises
greelin:COUNT dracula? ok. one lol
greelin:greelin:like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no lessyou want to see my chin so bad, huh? my mouth? nose? want me to rawdog the air? freak
greelin:yes i am full of love but also? insurmountable rage
greelin:best storylines are the ones where the wildest most off-the-wall shit occurs, one thing after another, unrelenting, and then at the end you realize it’s been happening over the course of like.. just a week. everyone’s been having a HELL of
greelin:being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
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greelin:greelin:this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impactthis too
greelin:buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that
greelin:i can’t hate read about the lives of rich people otherwise i’ll have blood pressure problems.. they say shit like “we had to push back our yearly summer europe trip by a month and our normal villa was booked so we had to go somewhere with
greelin:greelin:as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it
greelin: greelin: like if you make a cashier cry you’re evil! sorry! you don’t get a free pass! you don’t get to stand there and see someone visibly stressed and already doing everything they can to help people and move things along as swiftly
greelin:greelin:just remembered the euphoria of seeing terriermon for the first time as a childtruly.. a creature
greelin:“don’t project YOUR issues onto that fictional man” i’m not even doing anything. he’s doing all that shit himself. sorry for spotting patterns. observing. understanding nuances. i guess
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greelin: *feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that*feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either
greelin:raccoons and their… little hands
greelin:what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
greelin:i’m sincerely always saying this
greelin:epic that anxiety is not confined to the brain and just poisons every inch of the body. stomach. chest. neck. shoulders. everywhere else. really really cool
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
greelin:greelin:if god is real then explain the state of georgia
greelin: mother mother is a top tier band bc what other music perfectly encapsulates the experience of having a mental breakdown in the middle of a field that’s somehow basked in the glow of neon lights
greelin:why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
greelin:“do you ACTUALLY believe in the paranormal?” do i look like an idiot? OF COURSE i do. you fool. you buffoon. you absolute circus clown
greelin:greelin:“plant-based almonds” what nut ISN’T plant-based……
greelin: scarvesindoors: greelin: what does it say abt me that my top/go-to bands are los campesinos!, the front bottoms, hozier (i know it is one man but he is so powerful), mother mother, gorillaz, ok go, and the killers it says u gay you heard
greelin: greelin: love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged [wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed
greelin:greelin:the funniest part of my appendix removal experience was being wheeled down to the operating room and as we were going my nerves were everywhere so i half-jokingly asked the nurse taking me if she still had her appendix bc i felt not normal
greelin: greelin: greelin: vampires working in blood donation centers/medical settings just like.. makes the most sense you want blood? well, it’s right there two vampires in the break room: *clink their mugs of AB+ together* to life their human
greelin:greelin:gender fluidsalways thinking of this
greelin:greelin:greelin:if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive
greelin:greelin:me: *humming as we leave the beach after promising not to take home MORE seashells that there is no room or use for*my loving wonderful partner:love that i heard my husband losing his mind in the bathroom out of nowhere for several minutes
greelin:greelin:he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cuntdidn’t say his name, but you thought of him❤️
greelin:greelin:brother i am going to be honest with you. if i am buying a vinyl i am buying it to play it. not just look at it and vacuum seal it in a bubble. if that thing is covered in plastic, it’s coming out. it is not going to stay on a shelf
greelin:greelin:people asking “why is there hair there?” about other people’s bodies is insane to me like. it GROWS there you fucking idiot. why else. move on“but stomach hair isn’t common” in what fucking universe. in what world.
greelin:greelin:if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for
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