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greelin:heard the phrase “you audacious little slut” a few nights ago and have been thinking of it ever since
greelin: i won’t say (i’m in love) from hercules (1997) still absolutely goes… so hard
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
greelin: avoiding family gatherings really is self-care.. there’s no punchline that’s just truly how it is
greelin:seeing men’s tits will not fix me but by god does it feel like it sometimes. does it make me feel alive
greelin:these are just…. the only looks that make sense and matter, to me
greelin:anyone gonna tell ‘em that this is literally a widespread thing/happens everywhere outside the realm of longboarding and in-n-out
greelin:*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that*feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either
greelin:everything about this video
greelin:[flips over the hanged man card] oh so you’re like.. Hung. lol
greelin:no you don’t understand. i met a cat named keyboard AND a cat named mouse tonight. they are siblings. and named keyboard and mouse. if you even care
greelin:often horror will ask the question “what if there was a strange man outside your door?” and my answer is Well i would not like that very much. real life is like this, too
greelin:flat fuck…….
greelin:do you fucking mind
greelin:buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that
greelin: *feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that*feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either
greelin:being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
greelin:epic that anxiety is not confined to the brain and just poisons every inch of the body. stomach. chest. neck. shoulders. everywhere else. really really cool
greelin:sorry for thinking it’s sexy when people’s hair starts graying😔 i’m right tho Thank you for affirming this!!!
greelin: to be fair i’m always aware that i’m an ugly little gremlin but i hate being reminded of it upfront by like. reflective surfaces
greelin:like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less
greelin: why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
greelin: *feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that*feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either Mental illnes with n without medication be like
greelin:COUNT dracula? ok. one lol
greelin:remembering so many people being like “well actually salt lamps don’t have any REAL benefits” as if having a pink glowing rock in the room is not a benefit. it helps me
greelin: buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that
greelin:not to be rude or anything but i want to rip fear from my body. like i never want to experience that emotion again ever in my entire life and i know that without it i’d be like 100x more reckless than i am now but living your whole life and
greelin:let me check your temperature [puts hand on your forehead] hm. hmm. ah. yes. just as i expected. you’re totally cute
greelin: idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is
greelin:going to be honest with you. Fuck is not even a swear word. it’s just. a word. he’s like a brother to me
greelin:if y’all want to date anyone 5’4 an under i’m going to need you to recognize that there is effort involved. they need their outside time but you have to be willing to stand around with them too bc you never know what birds of prey are in
greelin:Whatever *does this*
greelin:not to sound like a 40 yr old but socks are literally THE most iconic present… wacky/printed ones… fuzzy ones… just plain old socks… love me some socks bitch i love being cozy.. comfy, if you will
greelin: my point is like.. NO kid asked to be born, they had no control over it, it isn’t something they had any power in, and the very LEAST you can do, if you bring a child into the world, is to let them feel loved and supported and make it clear
greelin: you know when you’re talking w/ someone and you just feel.. Warm. like.. not.. warmth temperature-wise but just this.. sense of overall coziness like on an emotional level speaking w/ them is the equivalent of whenever you step into a patch
greelin:why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
greelin:the intimacy of helping someone with their earrings/necklace.. be it putting it on or taking it off.. helping them fix something that got tangled or twisted.. whatever
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