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kaijuno: aromantic-goldfish: kaijuno: kaijuno: what song are we gonna get trending when trump dies i feel like we need to figure this out now and be ready for it Actually I’ve decided it’s gonna be Party in the USA. Easily recognizable. A bop.
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:aromantic-goldfish: couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name: couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name: I have something truthful to say but you guys….are not gonna like it everyone’s always talking about how they wanna restart the Cult of
radiojamming: Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].
paradacsa-an: jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish i’ve never read something so accurate
kitfisto: slimetony: kitfisto: slimetony: pooba-the-grand: slimetony: you can start a band with your pets How would that work give the dog a snare drum cat play banjo mouse flute goldfish maracas
theycantalk: Riveting convos with goldfish.
dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
the-abandoned-mineshaft: This blog isn’t run by a human. No, it’s actually run by a three headed goldfish and every time one of its air bubbles hits the surface of the water, our computers automatically reblog something. Blub 💧This has been computer
systlin: systlin: So at work someone just brought up the Tide Pod thing as proof that kids these days are dumb and I pointed out the fact that the fad in the 1920′s was to swallow whole live goldfish (look it up, my grandparents told me about it years
johnnyjoestarrelatable: johnnyjoestarrelatable: oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch this is the funniest thing i’ve read in my entire whole life
lady-raziel:i’d be great at among us if i didn’t have the attention span of a squirrel, the memory of a goldfish, and speed of a sloth
kaijuno:Growing up there was a pond on the property with goldfish in it that we always fed and people always looked at me like I was a fuckin wizard or something bc you can just reach down and. Grab a fish. They swim up to you and you can just. Yoink
petersillie:Friend of mine not realizing what they were getting into: I have goldfish in a bowl, and I know he probably needs better. Do you have any advice?Me for the next 3 hours to an unsuspecting crowd:
mini-moss:Goldfish terrarium 🐟
maxcomics: The very first page of my new comic, working title: Goldfish Planet. It takes place mostly in space, but it’s more about adventure, escapism, and friendship than it is about science. I’ll try to have the next three pages up tonight, or
prince-goldfish: castaform: The new trailer is so cute I wanna cry honestly Kai: you should waterproof makeup before pokemon news.*me, drenched in tears and sobbing bc feels*too late
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
yelnatszeroni: “you can’t say all these female characters are lesbians!” she’s a lesbian, he’s a lesbian, all these lesbians behind you is lesbians, ya mamas a lesbian, ya grandmas a lesbian, ya daddys a lesbian, and ya goldfish a lesbian.
japhers:Windup Goldfish
japhers: Windup Goldfish
kioskstuck: otter-cha0s: tanxsinx: ichthyologist: Scientists Successfully Implant Lungs into Fish Scientists have successfully created a goldfish that is capable of breathing atmospheric air. Using advanced microsurgery techniques, researchers at
crownleys: My sister just sent me these of my goldfish and this is why I love her
marcys-mareep: I love how goldeen’s sprites are constantly throwing a tantrum just look at this overdramatic goldfish
johnnyjoestarrelatable: oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch
efrafa: A 15-inch goldfish named Bruce is lifted from the water at a fish farm in Dongguan, China, in 2002. Photograph by Bobby Yip/Reuters
partybarackisinthehousetonight: “what is the meaning of life??” “what is our purpose here?” i ask my goldfish. he keeps opening his mouth to respond but then doesn’t know how to word it. that’s okay, goldy. i will wait
lebaiserdelamorte: IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU
jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
dearbuddha: Art Aquarium Exhibition in Tokyo Visitors watch “kingyo,” or goldfish, swimming in a polyhedral aquarium on the opening day of the Art Aquarium Exhibition in Tokyo. The annual exhibition produced by Hidetomo Kimura was the collaboration
velocirooster: Disney Dinner #2: Pinocchio. We had strombolis, breadsticks, calamari, blue fairy- inspired drink, and goldfish. We decorated the table with stars, wooden trinkets, and Pinocchio straws! Delicious!
ianference: Homage to Gustav Klimt’s “Goldfish” series (in the basement of a collapsing insane asylum). Model: Dane Halo
just-a-goldfish: amygloriouspond: ∞ Scenes of Sherlock John can’t never know that I lied to him. It would break him and I would lose him forever and, Sherlock, I will never let that happen. can’t breath …. cry (poor John)
raiecha: Raiecha’s Sherlock Fan-Art Masterpost! Top to Bottom; (Not in order of completion) French Waiter Sherlock, Valentines Sherlock, Bobble-Hat Sherlock. Pining John, Mycroft avec Goldfish, La Gazza Ladra/The Thieving Magpie. (Ben at the Oscars)
and-the-woman-will-cry: We’re gonna find you a goldfish, Mycroft.
moanx: awellkept-secret: lebaiserdelamorte: IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU I just died oh my fucking god
yourstruly-b: peaceypanic: aquasplendens: legendofstormfall: cappucano: lustik: Goldfish Tea Bag - Charm Villa via Mister Finch. Lustik: twitter | pinterest | etsy I must find these. I must have these. //EEEEEEEEEEEE Oh I need these SCREAMS.
eggpuffs: lunch today ~ I love this goldfish bowl
thatnormalcrazygirl: kioskstuck:otter-cha0s: tanxsinx: ichthyologist: Scientists Successfully Implant Lungs into Fish Scientists have successfully created a goldfish that is capable of breathing atmospheric air. Using advanced microsurgery techniques,
my first day on animal crossing I caught a koi fish and a football fish… and today I caught a popeyed goldfish! eeeeee.
iguanamouth: UNUSUAL HOARD commission for thefrecklebum of their oc - there are SO many more species of goldfish than i thought there were
meaghanelaine: This morning my boyfriend called me and told me his best friend had died. Expressing my condolences, utterly confused, I went on to ask him what had happened. He then informed me that his goldfish, Jamal, had been found floating lifeless
That's not even a real fish, that's a goldfish cracker.
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