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fuck me i wish i could do something like this with my kaiji figma but only candles in the house are my dads religious candles and he’d think im even crazier if i borrowed them to make a kaiji shrine so instead i will make him crush goldfish crackers
fabuluser: kiggor: Disabled goldfish gets harness to help her stay afloat YAYAYA
jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
r2–d2: Goldfish by (Ivan Pan) | Website
blue-and-goldfish:@blm1997
ask-maydaymayday: LET’S FIND YOU A NICE AQUARIUM, AND SOMETHING MORE YOUR SIZE TO EAT. LIKE A GOLDFISH. >w<
darkfiretaimatsu: Do you have any… written rulebooks? No? Then goldfish~ You know we don’t have to hang out in this fourth-wall void, right? We can just… go to my house~ xD
joshua-wright: I’m not sure if this is funny, I just wanted to draw a magical flying goldfish :) xD
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
thedailywhat: Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day of the Day: Helen Palmer Geisel would be proud: Angler Raphael Biagini bagged this massive 30lb goldfish — actually, an orange koi carp if you want to get all technical — while on a fishing
iguanamouth: JUST BARELY MAKIN THE DEADLINE FOR WITCHSONA WEEK me as a witch isnt too terribly different from myself right now, except i dont kill plants as much and the goldfish suddenly have a lot more space. also due to an excess of stray magic,
jinwicked: Instinct of a squirrel. Memory of a goldfish. Comics Remaining: 133 (Crap I Drew on My Lunch Break) See comics early and help support my work at Patreon!
debickis:PONYO (2008) dir. Hayao Miyazakiconcept sketches / final result
elamantemenguante: Epic Artist: Goldfish They can be more annoying than crabs, but more fun to think about. And they don’t usually last as long.
coolthingoftheday: “George is my pet goldfish. He was a birthday present, and over the past 10 years he’s lived a very privileged life, swimming in my backyard pond. One day I noticed a bump, and over the next few weeks the strange growth expanded
nomadic-goldfish:Did anyone else clock that Ryan was looking up Shane’s recently unearthed old video in his Instagram story???
dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
honor-is-all-we-know:wombat-annihilator-deactivated2:andsoshepersisted:mariana-runs:thisisctrying:Everybody reblog with your quarantine nickname. I’m malaised poptart Unsettled Thin Mint 😂Sad Bagel 🥯 Useless goldfish. Tenderized lemon pie
stars-on-the-cuffs-of-her-jeans: good morning to smartass harvard graduates, girls who like goldfish, cantankerous fathers of twins, doctors who’ve been sued for malpractice, guys who got a way better job than they applied for, sweetheart lawyers from
frogandcranberriesitmustbefall:aromantic-goldfish: frogsandcranberriesitmustbefall: cardboardlamb: oolongearlgrey: bike-path: Frog and cranberries it must be fall. Frog and cranberries it must be fall. Frog and cranberries it must be fall.
dearbuddha: Art Aquarium Exhibition in Tokyo Visitors watch “kingyo,” or goldfish, swimming in a polyhedral aquarium on the opening day of the Art Aquarium Exhibition in Tokyo. The annual exhibition produced by Hidetomo Kimura was the collaboration
postllimit: mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
forestspirit-waterspirit: lustik: Goldfish Tea Bag - Charm Villa via Mister Finch. If only these were refillable…
I feel like the doctor should just get a dog. It could stay in the Tardis. Wouldn't run out every time they stop/die/get sucked into a parallel dimension and he would only need to feed it once and a while. Maybe even a goldfish...
clannyphantom: punkmineral: clannyphantom: clannyphantom: when i was in grade 9 i brought goldfish to class and the boys adjacent from me always stole them and ate them so one day i put chilli powder and curry powder all over them and they stole them
giant-teenaged-goldfish: Am I the only one that now really, really wants an episode where the Gems have to go on a mission without Garnet? She’s so badass she literally solves most of the problem single-handedly and it would be interesting seeing them
prince-goldfish: Lunaala, the Pokemon Moon Legendary! Done traditionally in ink and watercolor. It has such a gorgeous design! (The lighting in my room is terrible for colored Art photos I’m sorry.) 😖✨
Not too sure but my thinking is it’s either a goldfish (Latin name: Carassius auratus) or other kind of carp (crucian? koi? just carp?) But I know next to nothing about fish anyway so I may be way off
fabula-ultima: The frog algae-picker and his magical goldfish!
growingdarker:pov you asked him about your goldfish
fossilforager:Concept: if Tiktaalik had survived to the modern day, would we have bred them to be fancy like goldfish/betta fish?
erosart: Charles Arthur Wheeler (1880-1977) Goldfish, c. 1911 Wouldn’t it be great if someone did a photography version of this? It’s definitely doable.
wineofwizardry: Goldfish by Gustav Klimt, 1901-1902 (detail)
fuckyeahtattoos: Fresh tattoo of my goldfish, Minerva. Designed and tattooed by Kev Heath at Rogues Gallery, Bangor (North Wales).
artagainstsociety: ideas and goldfish 03 by Vin Zzep
artagainstsociety: watermelon goldfish by Vin Zzep
Those arent treats kittybaby!
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meaghanelaine: This morning my boyfriend called me and told me his best friend had died. Expressing my condolences, utterly confused, I went on to ask him what had happened. He then informed me that his goldfish, Jamal, had been found floating lifeless
queerqueensansa: postllimit: mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something my dad has literally
huffingtonpost: South Korean Girls Try American Snacks, Are Promptly Grossed Out Goldfish crackers, Pop-Tarts and Cheez-Its are lunchbox and after-school staples for kids in America, but for one group of girls, these classics are not so appealing.
twenty1-grams: Tenugui Japanese Fabric ‘Skulls and Goldfish by kyotocollection on Etsy I want this for a hawaiian shirt
nemfrog: Goldfish. The pet club. 1937.
nemfrog: Fancy goldfish. The complete aquarium book. 1936. Cover art. Internet Archive
iseeyourelost: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE theme parks.
emptyhead424: Her: Hey…so, now you know why I sent you on a Target run. I mean, yes, I’m craving sour cream and onion goldfish, so I’m glad you got those for me, but I also wanted to give you a little surprise for almost-father’s day. I know
Absentminded Goldfish
idiocy-isnt-an-emotion-dickface: lukethreepwood: foryouistellify: purdaldoo: gogglesaurus: deux-par-deux: adriofthedead: kreedkafer: robotverve: degraala: thingsyoudontsay: zerachin: “Goldfish Salvation” Riusuke Fukahori ICN gallery proudly
i am like a goldfish everybody loves me in the first 2 weeks but after that they ignore me and flush me down a toilet while i’m sleeping
touhouloverways: crimsonsilenttumblingoceans: southkoreanfood: SAMANCO (싸만코) ICE CREAM: South Korean ice cream, a rice wafer in the shape of a goldfish is filled with creamy vanilla/sweet cream ice cream with a layer of sweet red bean paste beneath
felicefawn: “Disabled goldfish gets harness to help her stay afloat.”I don’t think I’ll ever recover from this.
okagami: legendofstormfall: cappucano: lustik: Goldfish Tea Bag - Charm Villa via Mister Finch. Lustik: twitter | pinterest | etsy I must find these. I must have these. //EEEEEEEEEEEE nytrinhia akiwitch
trashrabbits: punkmineral: clannyphantom: clannyphantom: when i was in grade 9 i brought goldfish to class and the boys adjacent from me always stole them and ate them so one day i put chilli powder and curry powder all over them and they stole them
