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megillien: fuku-shuu: So this is what my Tumblr index looks like right now and it cracked me up because Dat undeniable family resemblance Levi’s appalled expression, always HIROOMI PLS I need to stop being bored today. Oh my God it’s like his arms
lethita-ismer: Have you made love to your minibot today? Honest to god this is my first try at cel-shading. Judge me hard, guys.
msbobbyjenkins: justanotherboredteengirl: melchiorgabor: i went for a bike ride today and some ducks chose me as their mother i think??? not a good choice my peepin friends You are adorable oh my god ‘what do I do?’Accept your new adorable family
ask-wolf-odonnell: (I didn’t draw today at all so I figured I would give you guys this pixel art I made about, oh, a year and a half ago? I was digging through Facebook when I re-discovered it.)oh god help me I’m made of blocks
oh and today at school I caught a cute guy looking at me twice like wow this was supposed to be the other way around right? my God, I couldn’t get his face out of my mind for some time….now I forgot it…maybe it was for the best,
I gain 3 new followers like wtf just happened? first I was insulting the Klk fandom (at least those who are following me), I annoyed 4 people today, I post manga spoilers of the world god only knows what’s going on?
prfct4us: Last night making dinner. Thought I’d wear this to see my man’s reaction. He loved it and I got me some super cock! I crashed like a log after. Love going to sleep after a good pussy & cock fight. The cock won! God I’m sore today.
oldandnewfirm: cutekings: today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but #oh my god IT’S TRUE #I just looked at other photos and my life is changed forever#I will never unsee this #what
xinkedupcountrygirlx: Just me chillin’ earlier today :) God Bless Texas!!!
carnal-destinations: God, I’m so turned on tonight… Thank you all for love today. It’s gotten me so wet and worked up that I had to do something about it… Please keep sharing, commenting, liking, and reblogging. Xoxoxo, Lynne
wickedlywenchy: look at me all bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning ! Pix of my bushy tail will be coming later today :) God your cute
dicksoclock: oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says “where do these go?” and there was kind of this awkward
genderphobia: salem-bambi: nedhepburn: The headline gods have been generous today. are you fucking kidding me Omg
i-whine-a-lot: so high schoolers were touring my college today and I was on my laptop in the lounge and these few girls kept giggling and pointing at me while the tour guide was talking and I heard one girl say, “Oh my god, I am NEVER wearing pajama
weavemama: me: *on my laptop* windows: *having a nervous meltdown* ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE YOUR COMPUTER????WHEN ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE????? TODAY AT 7:00 PM????? TOMORROW AT 5:50 AM??????? CAN YOU DO IT NOW????? MAKE A DECISION IMMEDIATELY OR GOD SO HELP
I'm stuck in meetings all day in Japan today. Someone please entertain me for the love of God!
I forgot to eat today. I was wondering why my head was killing me and why I felt so tired, but I just had the best god damned chicken from KFC. It was amazing
hokagee: today i was yelling at my sister outside and a fucking cherry blossom petal landed in my mouth which shut me up and my sister said, “The anime gods have silenced you”
fragilepony: rnortal: Made a bra today. I Hope senpai likes it. oh my god it’s gorgeous sell it to me please!! ( ps gimme ur socks and skirt and choker too) love it <3
extihnction: “I’m a mess but god I hope you still want me.” — idk I’m sad today
tsunglasses: botesregias: tsunglasses: If Suicide Squad can get an Oscar then I think the stars have aligned enough for me to get a gf. I swear to god i saw this pun like 6 times today. I was gonna put “get my dick sucked” but SS only got 1 Oscar
veganloversworld: jackryan1123: I took and edited some pics of my cock today. If anyone would like to comment or flirt please message me 😊 mmmmm JPM…..👍 God I love JeanPornMonday 😈 👅 ➳♥
thegoddamazon: i-whine-a-lot: so high schoolers were touring my college today and I was on my laptop in the lounge and these few girls kept giggling and pointing at me while the tour guide was talking and I heard one girl say, “Oh my god, I am NEVER
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s
jumpingjacktrash:aetherbox:alxesi:ssleepover:the music gets me every f***ing time omg OhMY GOD I woke up sad today and then I saw this. I am not sad anymore. i’m laughing like a drain rn
leighdanielavidan: TODAY THE GODS OF MAIL DELIVERED ME A THING
campusdudes: http://campusdudes.tumblr.com/ ughhhhhh god. tumblr is making me slut post today.
dicksoclock: oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says “where do these go?” and there was kind of this awkward
husssel: mariahcareys: niconiconomicon: thebootydiaries: oh my god fucked DON’T DO THAT A coworker told me this today at work and I literally wanted to kick her ass.
downwiththebeyhive: ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal fave from my childhood
sadgirl2003: Dear God thank you taking da wheel n making me this beautiful butterfly I am today
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
jensenacklesruinedmylife: whenablackbirdflies: SO MISHA BROKE UP WITH ME OVER TEXT TODAY OH MY FUCKING GOD #SCREECHING
ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal fave from my childhood was saying, “Hang up
catbountry: lafranziska: heteromale: god-is-prochoice: cherthefashionista: Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying
athenablaze: Another reason to get ur vote in for me! Vote for thick ass OfficialMissV @ Sexyladyshow.com/vote Voting ENDS TODAY! There is a God. DAMN!
hersheywrites: christinefriar:Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding. God please protect me from this baby fever. Pleaseeeee Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
luarinsapony: cheese3d: so this happened today especially the ending oh god that was scary i love you mommy that happens to me all the time XD
lord-kitschener: heteromale: god-is-prochoice: cherthefashionista: Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me
emilygayvis: disteal: This text post was so great and honestly physically hurt me after today’s shift OH MY GOD MY POST HAS INSPIRED ART
painted-bees: justkeepdancingonmyown: paganinpurple: animentality: stanseb: My mom just sent me this video without any context?? thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today For the love of Gods, unmute this please Omg watch this with sound!
unclefather:bastardcircus:bastardcircus:Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot
sissy-boi-whore-us: Oh my God I still remember Saturday night this was me on Saint Patrick day I got fucked so good I’m still hurting today I’m such a sissy faggot cock whore and I love it more then anything ❤️
annavoigmarchen: paganinpurple: animentality: stanseb: My mom just sent me this video without any context?? thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today For the love of Gods, unmute this please @uchuuryokou
serviceorientedsub: Built to be opened wide. Thank god for the MEN built to fuck an breed. Have u thanked ur ALPHA today for the way HE makes ur cunt feel with HIS cock? see the MEN i worship. follow me at http://serviceorientedsub.tumblr.com
imsorryicantaloupe: imsorryicantaloupe: I took this selfie today and tbh i think i looks good as fuck Why the FUCK does this only have 7 notes are you FUCKING kidding me I am a GOD all you fuckers should be HONORED to see this picture
quetzalcoatl-privileged: officialwhitegirls: catbountry: lafranziska: heteromale: god-is-prochoice: cherthefashionista: Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear
micma: micma: micma: micma: micma: meeting my penpal of 12 years today….pls send nice thoughts Update I got distracted and took the wrong train kill me Update I’m on the right train now god bless america NEXT STOP OH MAN SUCCESS!!!!!
dynastylnoire: fyahblaze: ladies and gentleman Ms. Patti Labelle diva me with these asks today I swear to God.
hersheywrites: christinefriar:Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding. God please protect me from this baby fever. Pleaseeeee
alice-unchained: my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god.
scary-monsters-and-davesprite: mistletoerose: I WENT TO SEE FROZEN TODAY AND AFTER IT WAS OVER I WAS GOING DOWN THE ESCALATOR AND A JACK FROST COSPLAYER WAS GOING UP ON THE OTHER SIDE AND I SCREAMED OH MY GOD AND HE LAUGHED AND SMILED AT ME AND ASKED
aetherbox:alxesi: ssleepover: the music gets me every f***ing time omg OhMY GOD I woke up sad today and then I saw this. I am not sad anymore.
