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k1mkardashian: lol my god I’m so nosy. the person sitting next to me is texting someone named vince and was like “are you coming today” “I’d like to see you” but went back and added “lol” in front of it and I’m just like okay yas keep
paganinpurple: animentality: stanseb: My mom just sent me this video without any context?? thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today For the love of Gods, unmute this please
ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal fave from my childhood was saying, “Hang up
repent-zoomer:greenbaconsmoothie:uberfluss:uberfluss:I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must’ve been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible the breeder told me he’s been operational for 8 years
lovecraft-on-the-prairie: greenbaconsmoothie: uberfluss: uberfluss: I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must’ve been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible the breeder told me he’s been operational for
pinkmanthedog:postsexhighfives:staff:pinkmanthedog:New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????Did you all have a good rest? Did you do as you were told and log off? Nope. Of course you didn’t, you horrible hounds.
scottishchef: deliciousanddivine: veganfoody: Vanilla Bourbon Creme Brûlée Donuts from Cinnamon Snail Seriously, I can’t even…I need a moment alone with my donut please. My god @sumisa-lily you’re killing me with your food posts today. 😋
thelingerieaddict: fuckyeahhayleywilliams: ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal
darthstitch: royalsofyoutube: joshunf: if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog GOD ALMIGHTY IT’S TRANSPARENT. Need something to cheer me up today.
aetherbox: alxesi: ssleepover: the music gets me every f***ing time omg OhMY GOD I woke up sad today and then I saw this. I am not sad anymore.
crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god.
justanotherboredteengirl: melchiorgabor: i went for a bike ride today and some ducks chose me as their mother i think??? not a good choice my peepin friends You are adorable oh my god
genekellys:Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There’s no escape. I’m God’s lonely man.TAXI DRIVER dir. Martin Scorsese premiered 45 years ago today.
softandthic:softandthic:Make me th-th-thicker.150lbs. –>–> 280lbs.Showed my husband this before/after today. He went, “Oh my god! There’s no way that’s you!” and then when asked why, he said, “I just have a hard time remembering you
bennemonte: Good times with an angry god. Probably. Patreon Commission, had a lot of fun with this one.Gfycat / WebmIf you want me to make you an animation like this one, head over to my Patreon. Today’s the last day to join the raffle.
please god don’t ask me to do shit today.
Someone is playing a trick on me and I’m not sure if it’s god or satan.Last week I got into a huge argument with a customer, and lots of “fucks yous” and middle fingers were exchanged. Today he came in and apologized and we laughed it off.I’m
mnmcouple: mistresss35 Sissy training today. She wanted to see my pussy stretched by a real BBC cock, just like her BULL. Had me dress up and fuck my pussy with her Shane Diesel dildo. No cumming allowed….just edging. God I wanted to finish with that
isle-of-forgotten-dreams: darklymask: -done yay-wub wub sera /)o3o/) ~ <3if you dont like only a hug.. here are the other ending >x<) Oh my god this is super cute cute cowboy (/;u;)/ Makes me want to draw draw today but I am supposed to
It's just one of those days.
Sun in Gemini & Moon in Taurus: The Popular
weavemama: me: *on my laptop* windows: *having a nervous meltdown* ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE YOUR COMPUTER????WHEN ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE????? TODAY AT 7:00 PM????? TOMORROW AT 5:50 AM??????? CAN YOU DO IT NOW????? MAKE A DECISION IMMEDIATELY OR GOD SO HELP
greenbaconsmoothie:uberfluss:uberfluss:I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must’ve been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible the breeder told me he’s been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd
babybimbo:Got all dress up, no panties, no bra for my doctor today. God did it make me horny, being a little whore.
catch-18: thoughtful-moments: p-urfectly: thankfully: inhalence: the real disney channel, not the fake hos that are on today OH MY GOD THE DISNEY CHANNEL GAMES THESE WERE LIKE THE OLYMPICS TO ME samee tho I miss this:( :c awkward moment when
iamshanesbitch: I WAS WEARING MY TSHIRT THAT SAYS FUCK YOU IN GALLIFREYAN IN GYM CLASS TODAY, AND THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND GOES “OH MY GOD YOUR SHIRT SAYS FUCK YOU IN GALLIFREYAN” AND I JUST KINDA STOOD THERE AND THEN
tsar-evich:My friend watched me play sh3 today and he asked “lol what if God turned out to just be a normal baby who looked like Alessa with no powers” and I couldn’t get it out of my head
erikaii:Episode 10 (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
merraland: My melanin and fro had me feeling Godly today ✨ Instagram merraland_
ibutan: The gods blessed me with these photos today and I just want to go on the record with my sincere appreciation (read: horniness) for a man with muscles but also the correct amount of squish. NOT the dad bod, which implies an athletic body gone
alice-unchained: my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god.
heteromale: god-is-prochoice: cherthefashionista: Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the trash cans. If
trashphilic: justanotherboredteengirl: melchiorgabor: i went for a bike ride today and some ducks chose me as their mother i think??? not a good choice my peepin friends You are adorable oh my god “oh gosh, oh gosh! what do i do” what a cutie
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
marshmallowmachinegun: officialwhitegirls: catbountry: lafranziska: heteromale: god-is-prochoice: cherthefashionista: Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear
i-whine-a-lot: so high schoolers were touring my college today and I was on my laptop in the lounge and these few girls kept giggling and pointing at me while the tour guide was talking and I heard one girl say, “Oh my god, I am NEVER wearing pajama
bloominglights:Today is my last day on gods green earth, I can’t possibly continue as I’m so hungover RIP to me x
mas-alexander: Broke my personal record on the mile, 5k, and 10k today! I’m feeling myself again. Thank god for physical therapy getting me back on my running game!
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting
kathrynbones: I didn’t make it into Purgatory but I’m going to take more pictures today and reapply to Gods Girls. Wish me luck!
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me
butttdumpling: xmjc: butttdumpling: I feel so peaceful today 😌 The most flawless girl I have ever seen. Ugh. DID NOT KNOW YOU FOLLOWED ME ON TUMBLR OH GOD IN LOVE
beautifulblacksheep: fettylabelle: modelingschool: juugmayne: theliesofrello: succotashes: open-plan-infinity: Today has fucked me up like what the fuck is going ooooon? Is everyones sign in gatorade still? Whashappnin OH MY GOD he gotta die
naughtynanny: 😈OH.MY.GOD…💦 got a package in the mail today.. guess the hubby ordered me a new toy… who wants the password?! You can control (from anywhere in the world my vibrations!) fuuuuck 😈 (I’m kidding;) but fuuuuuck😈😈😈
trebled-negrita-princess: silkktheshocka: ayejiahchillout: hersheywrites:ayejiahchillout:OHHHHHHMYYGODDDD I CANT BELIEVE THISSSSSSSSS. at 8:20PM, 6 months ago today, God, the stars and the universe all joined together and blessed me with the best thing
captainardee: mistletoerose: I WENT TO SEE FROZEN TODAY AND AFTER IT WAS OVER I WAS GOING DOWN THE ESCALATOR AND A JACK FROST COSPLAYER WAS GOING UP ON THE OTHER SIDE AND I SCREAMED “OH MY GOD” AND HE LAUGHED AND SMILED AT ME AND ASKED IN THE MOST
