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Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop, now give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don’t stop . Hell Yeaa, drink it up, drink-drink it up,when sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin
dirtykarissa: I am a pisswhore; that means I love piss, being pissed on; pissed in and most especially, drinking piss. Tell me how I could have your piss or piss from any source you would let me get it from! Getting fucked and getting a drink…lucky
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me-owjuana: iceking-20: ihadagoldthrone:0:Height1:Virgin? 2:Shoe size 3:Do you smoke? 4:Do you drink? 5:Do you take drugs? 6:Age you get mistaken for 7:Have tattoos? 8:Want any tattoos? 9:Got any piercings? 10:Want any piercings? 11:Best friend? 12:Rela
Me: Alright, I’ve had a lotta pee accidents this week and already done laundry 4 times so no more wettings! Next time I have to go I’ll get up and go instead of ignoring it and waiting! I even won’t drink before bed so I won’t have to pee!!! Easy
drinking-tea-at-midnight: quadrinips: a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t like it me: I’ve had an anon say this once. it was pretty funny.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: dreamychocolateprincess: sinclair-wildstar: I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash. People who don’t get this infuriate me just as long as the author clearly shows it’s problematic. a character who is supposed
drinking-tea-at-midnight: fattyatomicmutant: People who still stand by Trump even tho they now regret their vote: I still believe in the person who sold me the snake oil, even though I keep taking it and my symptoms are getting worse. people who
drinking-tea-at-midnight: legalwifi: me: i love this band someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them? me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam? or iraq. or 9/11. and why did our generation have to
drinking-tea-at-midnight: shy-blue-waters: Me: I don’t need others’ compliments and approval to feel good about myself! Also me: Without constant reassurance, I will literally die. also also me: when I do get compliments I think people are lying
drinking-tea-at-midnight: soul-c-h-o-p-s: sobeitjayt: Job Applications should just say “You tryna get this money? If yes sign here, initials here, lets get it” like honestly, what else these niggas need from me? a backstory where the employer
certifiedpisser:I want you to make me drink more than my body can handle. Water, soda, tea, whatever - tell me I have to drink whatever you say. Fill me up as full as I can get, and then tell me I’m not allowed to pee unless you say I can go.I want
malewifecombat:malewifecombat:And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol
breedinghips: My Deepest Darkest Sexual Fantasy It would start out at a bar, drinking some, and dancing on different guys. I would grind them and tease them until one gets bold and starts buying me drink after drink. I’d eventually get very susceptible
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juiceetin: inothernews: virtualephemera: lickystickypickyme: The Clamcase, an all-in-one for your iPad: keyboard, case and stand.Watch video hereComing this fall. Don’t get me wrong. I drink the Apple Kool-aid as much as the next geek. But guys,
whoreganic-apple: imalreadymiserableatbest: thealmightymushu: fuckeveryonebuymeavw: epicallyfunny: Grab a tea infuser from this list at atmost20.com/TeaInfusers I love these I want all of them. i will start drinking tea if someone gets me one
contexxxt: “I’m sorry, are… are you accusing me of drinking Mr. J?” she asked as she flipped the towel over the empty bottle. “I’m just… I just don’t want to see you get… I would hate to see…” he stuttered, looked
drinking-tea-at-midnight: theryanproject: asvpfrenchie: wildthotz: Big mood On me. Real talk. And I get called boring and I’m just like….🤷🏾♂️ kinda wish these articles came out 10 years ago, because I’ve spent my whole life
drunkenkeith: drunkenkeith: drunkenkeith: someone get me a pepe drinking coffee I’ll see you all in 5-7 business days did you think I was joking
jockmusclebro: cumpisspitfreak: sniffing before sucking gets me rock hard and dripping I’M A KINKY CUM SWALLOWING PISS DRINKING PIT LICKING BOTTOM PIG Sniff the source of all manhood bro, it will feed your hunger
nonbinarydeadpool: benepla: frenchquartz: https://instagram.com/p/BRy77wFFwfx/ CAN someone get me a bottle of whatever liquid amethyst secretes. i feel like if i drink it ill never die @benepla apparently its water with large deposits of amethyst!
dirtykarissa: Nothing gets me off as much as piss; I just crave it. Love watching people piss. Love being pissed on. Love drinking piss. I am a pisswhore!
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
maternallover: I love that my son is old enough to drink now. Also old enough to get me margaritas while I tease that sweet boy into an enraged beast.
darksiren: thebarbsignal: I relish those times when no one buys me a drink in a bar… and I feel like I HAVE to put out… Of course I still end up getting laid… but because I CHOOSE to… This.
Also my mom likes to DRINK ALL NY FUCKIN RUM SO WE HAD TO GO TO THE LIWUOR STORE and some creepy guy literally stood st he passenger side window of the csr while I was sitting there And he kept leaning back and forth to try and get me to talk to
I’m wide awake and I go to get something to drink and I catch my boyfriend watching porn. IM WIDE AWAKE. then he wants to sit there and lie to my face about it. I know what the fuck I saw. I’m not stupid. don’t wanna have sex with me?
As Sabrina took another sip of the champagne, she looked over at Mr. Crude and said, “You know you don’t have to get me drunk, old man.”He smiled back and answered, “I know. Drink what you want and leave the rest.”
When Mr. Crude saw Sabrina sitting on the floor drinking wine from both a glass and the bottle he asked, “Okay, young lady… what’s going on?”“I’m saving you the trouble of getting me drunk, old man,” she replied while giggling.“And
lachen-auf-den-lippen: i just need a boyfriend I can sit the whole night on a rooftop with, eat pizza, drink wine, talk about the universe and get never tired of this
phoenixdeville: Ehh if i can get me a solid friendtautionship i would be good. Chill drink smoke cuddle I’m Gucci.
thirdattempt: Ohh… That was amazing…Honey, will you get me and him something to drink..? The I want to cuddle with you… Please, baby… ;)
liddo-cait: i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls it is fantastic
When the going gets tough… fuck off to a spa retreat and drink ALL the champagne 😜
My exams for university start tomorrow and I am here drinking alcohol and getting wasted. I officially gave up on myself
I have the worst luck ever! I’m just sitting here laughing at myself because I’m tired of getting upset at myself. lol
3holes4you: I can always get a guy to buy me a drink.
stickyknickers: aloudscenery: Drinking gets me so fucking horny Mmm
mad-maddie: freakvendor: Wow class drinks part 2! :) I like how the Marks Hunter drink is Canadian Hunter just like It’s perfect for me (because I play Marks and am Canadian GET IT GET IT) Reblogging just because Survival is Jungle Juice. When
jeunefillevulgaire:I’d rather be getting tied up but that’s fine I’ll just accept that I probably won’t find a serious rigger out here, cool. OnlyFans for naked shibari - buy me a drink
sadgrl: ever get so thirsty n just think to urself im gonna drink so much water. hell. yea. hell yea fuck yea water
squambie: Oh hi! I didn’t know you were still up. I…I was just getting something to drink. Oh, you like my ass? Thanks. Sure you can touch it. But just real quick. You want to fuck me? Um, ok but we have to be very quiet. My husband is upstairs
Do u ever open a kombucha that isn’t as carbonated as it normally is and just get really disappointed. Cuz that’s me right now.
bathtubselfie: bigmouthlass: briwhosaysni: paralol: naked-yogi: naked-yogi: As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol. Lmao @ people who think I’m ridiculous for this post. I’m defensive because alcoholism is
