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smother-me-in-ur-blubber: sexysmurf01: All that ass OMG..I want that huge ass sitting on my face smothering me. Sure way to get me off. Dat booty got a shelf you can balance a drink on!
hypnok: “At the bar I was so toasted the bartender, who told me his name was Scott, wouldn’t serve me anymore drinks. Instead he told me he would get me some water and we could hang in the back and relax, till I sobered up a bit. I really did
a-sprinkling-of-desire: When he called me over, I thought, “He’s definitely trying to get in my pants,”. I shouldn’t have sat down beside him, nor should I have let him buy me a drink, but he looked so devilishly handsome, and he was definitely
Role play~Hotel Fuck~I am looking in the mirror getting ready to fuck my husband…I am so wet with want right now…I was coming back from getting ice from the the ice machine for our pre-fuck drinks and passed a cracked hotel door…I
mywifeforall: Step 3 of punishment (front view). I went to get something to drink and when I returned she was starting to get teary-eyed and asked that I please remove at least one of the locks. I told her no and because she asked me to take one off
slutrobbie: sissymartina: So I was lying out by the pool today In a skimpy thong and the bar man kept on giving me drinks, literally every 10 mins. After the 5th one I realized he was trying to get me drunk! I was already tipsy so… I asked him to
Lets gets this weekend started
saythankyoumaster: Get me hard and watch me fuck the shit out of you in front of the mirror. If you’re good, I’ll let you drink up my cock.
thatonehotmom: mywifelovesstrange: Heading home from a party and had too much to drink. My friend offered to take my wife and I home. She called shotgun?!?! This is what our drive home was like. Now I know why she kept getting me drinks! Another hot
teaseanddenialcaptions: One evening she told me to drink one beer after another. First I thought she wanted me to get drunk, because she knows that I’m much hornier then. But when I wanted to empty my bladder after two beers, she ordered me to stay
Oh, no, not here. I don’t take the money up front. Once we get up to the room. Just order me a drink first. Good boy.Oh, you like when I say that? Don’t be embarrassed. Your secret is safe with me. But you don’t have to pretend. You
I’d been starting to wish I’d never signed up for urinal duty. I mean, it’s still a kink for me—it turns me on to no end when I get my order to kneel and serve my roommates—but sometimes there can be too much of a good thing. Said roommates
One evening she told me to drink one beer after another. First I thought she wanted me to get drunk, because she knows that I’m much hornier then. But when I wanted to empty my bladder after two beers, she ordered me to stay in the room and keep
3holes4you: Let me know if you want me to get you a drink.. Or do your laundry.. Or cook you something.. Also you can bend me over and use me like a dirty disposable fuck toy.. Yeah, lets start with that one…
sweetmidnightmoans: Not soon after we arrived, he led me to the back room with a firm grip on my neck. “Hands in front.” He tied them together while I purred softly. He told me to go turn my vibrator on in the bathroom, and then to get him a drink.
youlljusthavetoholdit: softwettrans: 7 omorashi challenges to make certain chores more fun 1. Before you go to the grocery store, drink a lot of water. You’re not allowed to pee until you get back home. 2. Wait to clean the bathroom until you’re
mindfulwrath: mheetu: mheetu: tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every
So apparently I get around? Idk. I never fucking do anything with anyone nor do I care to try because I’m just here to dance and drink and then BAM I get laid. And I’m just like woah where did this come from. I don’t even know how I
thatfunnyblog: “hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay” You’ll get that same reaction outta me with drinks too.
No really, seriously when I was a teenager I was pretty sure/hoping I’d be dead by 22. the fact that im still alive is as much a surprise to me as it is to literally anyone else who knew me when I was younger.
gayslavery:Cute you still think you get to drink from a glass, boy. Serve me my drink, crawl back to the kitchen and fetch your bowl, then take care of my cock.
kiwiitin: One of the kisses was a indirect by drinking from the same glass (because I’m a dork like that). I wanted to make a happier end but damn it, I just couldn’t get this one out of my head (I blame hurtanminttu for encouraging me to run
chaiannie: I’ve been listening to Hamilton nonstop since October and its taken me a while to get around to drawing something, but here it is! Hamilton Tea! All of them are available on Adagio! Seriously, click that link whenever you get the chance!
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
danisontnonfire: thatpurplegiraffe: danisontnonfire: My mom said “you’re drinking coffee at this time!?” It’s filled with blue jello YOU EITHER GET ME OR YOU ARE ME IM NOT SURE I don’t know how you could possibly relate to this
allapologys:pros of drinking a lot of water:good for your skingood for your hairhelps loose weightgood for curing illnessboosts energyhelps immune system lessens the chance of getting cancer helps general health and happyness cons of drinking a lot of
pseudo-euphoria: gorebitchev666: me before going out: i promise im not gonna get political me three drinks in: (Photo Credit to @swank-bc/Hyman’s World) this is the best post i have ever seen
solitary-gal: perversions-of-the-mind: Yes please I do this and time myself to see how long before she stops me, which I then use as a guide to determine how successful I will be at acquiring cheeks that night. A full ten seconds and I can just go
seducing-dad: Lucky for me, dad is a horny drunk. Get a few drinks in him and he starts to get riled up. Only 3 beers in and I can already see his free balling bulge starting to grow. Time for another round!!
gayslavery: Cute you still think you get to drink from a glass, boy. Serve me my drink, crawl back to the kitchen and fetch your bowl, then take care of my cock. Dumb pussy
dannycon: gayslavery: Cute you still think you get to drink from a glass, boy. Serve me my drink, crawl back to the kitchen and fetch your bowl, then take care of my cock. Dumb pussy You in L.A.?
eros-muse: My boyfriend hadn’t wanted me to go but I’d blown him off. He was always worrying that my friends would get me in to trouble. I kept telling him that he had nothing to worry about and that we were just going out for a few drinks and some
needy-little-cumslut-deactivate:Confession: I want to go to a party, have a friend get me drunk, spike my drink and grope me at the party. Finger me at first, my mind will be too hazey to fight back. Push his dick inside me and fill me with his cum, let
chrystalwynd: It was a hot night. Really hot. We met at Club Catnip over a game of pool and she convinced me to go back to her place. We had a bunch of drinks and she managed to get me naked. By the end of the drunken night, she had somehow gotten me
When I'm too lazy to stand up and get a cup
naomiecumdump:kinky-little-puppy-nz-deactivat:Confession: I want to go to a party, have a friend get me drunk, spike my drink and grope me at the party. Finger me at first, my mind will be too hazey to fight back. Push his dick inside me and fill me with
mywifelovesstrange: Heading home from a party and had too much to drink. My friend offered to take my wife and I home. She called shotgun?!?! This is what our drive home was like. Now I know why she kept getting me drinks!
themattyhealy:i just woke up from a dream where id gone to get starbucks with my friend and the guy passed me my drink and i said “could i have cream on top of this?” and he said “oh no, we hate you, and this is dishwater” about the drink
ceasarslegion:aperture-laboratories-official:ceasarslegion:Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canadaRockstar, Monster, and Red Bull. My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season
theg-riddler-deactivated2022122:beepathan:hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and…I LIED !!!! GET PRANKEDPOST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WETi drinked you
humblegrub:juniperlefae:laughingsquid:The Worst Attraction in Every State Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—Jesus H. Christ get in everyone we’re going on a roadtrip
granddyke:granddyke:you, small brain: drinks “cannabis” and smokes “alcohol” and “has sex”me, brain as big as my balls: gets fucked up on pain meds and becomes a white maoistthe secret is to not turn off your phone
barzanes: Yo, dude…u bought me a drink…I brought u one….its the beer u sent me, queer boy..but recycled…struggle if u want, faggot. ur getting hard from this head lock…and u KNOW I will beat the crap outta u for cumming on to me..then ur still
doomsday519: In all honesty, I hate Thanksgiving, I hate Christmas, and I hate New Years. Don’t get me wrong, I love the food and drink that comes with them. I love getting drunk on New Years. But I truly hate being around family. I know it sounds
take a drink every time beyonce steals something from somebody in her videos/songs.
dumdolly: get me drunk and laugh when i slur and stumble, pour my drinks cause i’m too little to do it on my own, tell me how good i am when i get dumb for you daddy, i’m your little dolly
Just that sound alone makes me happy. 💜🍸🍷 never gets old. My everyday #Mantua #Champagne #fizz #clink #pop #drinks #glitter #everyday #herestotheneveremptyglass #love
i’m pretty sure i’ve always been turned off to drinking because even the idea of vomit or being around people who vomit disgusts me so much. i just can’t.
tamte: me: *drinks coffee* me: falls asleep
My trip is only 15 days away!Getting pretty stoked for everything!! Still trying to see who is going to be around me in case someone wants to grab a drink😊. I’ll be in NYC, Ohio, and the Chicago area! Message me or send asks if you’re interested.
black-mama-rose: this is what u get when u tease a king for hours then let him fuck u and plug u then fuck u agian keeping all the cum inside -_- he then made me drink it jeex :P dont get me wrong i loved it
nerdybookgirl22: If you wanna impress me, don’t buy me a drink; buy me a book and if you really wanna up your game get me a hardback collectors edition of it.
brownontheoutsidepinkontheinside: Long day at work! Time for a shower and then the club! Wild country it is! First guy to buy me a drink gets a blowjob! Fuck why couldn’t you be at the bar I’m bouncing at tonight. You would drink for free
bigjohn181: Thats perfect mum ! No not to short :-) Stay there the boys will be here soon, let me get you another drink ! Maybe you should sit down and get comfy :)
daddys-princess-kitty77:hisvintagesub:How I serveI get @dirtylove88 drinks when neededI serve him first when we eat I cook supperI suck his cockHow he DomsHe gets me drinksHe serves me first when we eat (this one usually depends on who cooks)He cooks
When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.
